I eat rocks

I'm a gay bitch who eats rocks and makes shitty posts, what else is there to know?

[possumskeepdigginginmyyard]

Getting drunk and reading 1984 while pretending to be statlor and Waldorf.

I am the English academics dream form!

[possumskeepdigginginmyyard]

I celebrate everytime a new pornbot follows me because at least SOMEONE is single and in my area.

[possumskeepdigginginmyyard]

Pussy is a gender neutral term, in this essay I will.....

[possumskeepdigginginmyyard]

Burlesque but you put clothes on. You still throw money though.

[possumskeepdigginginmyyard]

Sick and sad on slut sunday, what has this world come to? 😔

[possumskeepdigginginmyyard]

Sharing a fun fact and adding on "i think that is true" fully knowing its probably not and definitely wrong is my love language ❤️

[possumskeepdigginginmyyard]

Rocked my shit falling down a hill and got a glimpse into what it's like to be a looney toons cartoon.

[possumskeepdigginginmyyard]

Having a uterus is fun because once a month you have a whole week with insatiable lust and then the next you want to kill everyone and yourself. Or! You have both at the same time and kill ✨️lustily✨️

[possumskeepdigginginmyyard]

Salivating like a possum with rabies while my nerdy friend describes their special interest.

[possumskeepdigginginmyyard]

There's a raccoon in my yard named Madam Sparkles, and she always comes to our bird feeder. Now, she has eaten so much seed that she is too heavy for her to climb the feeder pole. She tries, and she just slides back down.

There's a metaphor in there somewhere.

[possumskeepdigginginmyyard]

What radicalized me is when, instead of raising the pay for their workers, they installed a stupid TV around the store that does nothing but display ads and food puns.

[coelii]

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

[coelii]

I’d just like to point out the growth in this post has mostly coincided with elon’s public spiral downward and I’d like to think we’re all a small part of that

[coelii]

bro can’t think because he’s just got a rager of a migraine 24/7

[fiannaai]

yes I would like to give elon musk my menstrual pain. I think he deserves it

[jupiter235]

Reblog to also give Elon Musk your menstrual pain.

[supermanstoddlerleash]

i've got some chronic pain he can have. hope he enjoys his fucked up knee

[possumskeepdigginginmyyard]

I've got some rabid possums he can have :)

[possumskeepdigginginmyyard]

Having a full ass performance in my living room in barbie pajamas while singing notes i definitely can't hit is a vibe.

[iamnotaware]

ok wait, reblog if you’ve cried at least once because of math, doesn’t matter which grade i’m trying to prove something 

[possumskeepdigginginmyyard]

Math is 99% of the time the reason I'm crying. I never cry expect when doing math. Tell me to solve something and I burst into tears like a stupid sad math traumatized pavlovs dog.

[possumskeepdigginginmyyard]

Sobbing while listening to Hot To Go at full volume is not how I thought I'd spend my Wednesday night, but a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do!

[possumskeepdigginginmyyard]

Bedazzlling emotionally repressed men is my passion.

[possumskeepdigginginmyyard]

Every year around the holidays, my work has the salvation army outside getting donations, which is already problematic as I am a RAGING homosexual, but they ring that bell non stop. 24/7. There. Is. No. End. And it drives me insane!

It's like the tell tale heart but I never murdered anyone! There's no lesson to learn, only insanity and suffering to gain.