tj

[dalloneveryday]

day 921

[hilema]

If we were tectonic plates would you grind against me be honest

[cordspaghetti]

sylvia told me good girls go to heaven

[cordspaghetti]

they literally already did this because they’re insane this is inspired by true events. pic by stephanie hahne

[byjove]

bisexual knight: any knights at this tourney want to touch swords with me?

heterosexual knight: I wouldn’t have bothered saving that damsel from that dragon if I had known she was betrothed. Typical. 🙄

asexual knight: just braided my horsey’s mane, am now in search of apples for her.

gay knight: I must locate the Holy Grail. right now. I shan’t tarry, not even for m’lord, though I feel my heart may rend in two on our parting.

[postcooldude]

Awsten Knight: "I'm sick of all this how'd you get your band name, is that your real first name, can ya text and can you follow back because it's my birthday "

[fluentisonus]

people are like you just need to apply to 10 jobs a day meanwhile each of the jobs want you to write them 1500 words of uniquely tailored sycophancy & then manually input your cv into their custom application form 3 different times

[divisionstreetblackout]

I was struck by divine inspiration last night

[frank-iero-everyday]

[victim-of-the-bass]

and for the girl streaming yelling viva los homosexuals during prison this setlist was for you queen

[finelytaylored]

anthonyqueteimporta: My Chemical Romance 25.01.26 - Estadio Nacional, Lima, Perú. (x)

[xexir]

the looker (she's looking)

[bbodysnatchers]

x

[cordspaghetti]

NEW YEAR IS IMMINENT ⚠️

[dalloneveryday]

day 819

[otto-wood]

@mcsuckshq: vibes

[ambulancelivedebut]

i don’t care if jhariah joining idkhow onstage to sing a bonus verse on nobody likes the opening band while opening for waterparks happened to you it should’ve happened to meeee

also jhariah’s (awsten approved, btw, as clarified by dallon) verse was “nobody likes the headlining band / their show is far too long and they hate half of their fans / they do not have a single song where they need to do all that / nobody likes the headlining band”

[creature-crow-deactivated202512]

brb trying this

[hyenangel-deactivated20241224]

[blue-the-flyingpyrochef]

[chromegnomes]

[lakevida]

HOT TIP: if you need enrichment to stave off diseases of the mind but don't have any puzzles you can just eat a bunch of pistachios and then sort thru the shell pile to find matching halves and superglue them back together

[lakevida]

this is awful. try it

[wizardonline]

hey man quick question. you okay?

[lakevida]

that's none of my business