i feel god in this chili's tonight

holly. 27. she/her. "but when i thought i hit bottom, it started hitting back."

[posteds]

feels weird to not come on here v much at all anymore because I generally did almost daily for the last……10+ years or so. I don’t know what it is but suddenly I just. don’t. I miss all ur silly little memes tho

[engelart]

[spectrometrie]

[selavy]

the energy these have is like nothing I have ever seen

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

I know they probably mean ‘pull over first’, but they’re sure as hell not saying that.

[pobblebonks]

nsw has ‘stop. revive. survive.’  but vic has ‘powernap now’. My dad, of course, decided to pretend to sleep every time we passed a sign in vic…

[pobblebonks]

4got my fave

[carnivalseb]

new ‘live laugh love’ motto just dropped

[divineandmajesticinone]

let me end the sex scene discourse right here and now: sex scenes are not allowed when im watching tv with my parents in the room but sex scenes are allowed when im watching tv alone - i hope this clears it up

[funnytwittertweets]

[stars-bean]

The Aristocats (1970) dir. Wolfgang Reitherman

[swarnpert]

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

i'll never forget this girl in undergrad who once told me that she never reads parentheticals because "if they were important the writer wouldn't have put them in parentheses." chilling.

[lindsaychrist]

[girlonline]

no one knows who i am :( ! but also no one knows who i am :) !

[maykrs-deactivated20211025]

i dont care about men with long hair

[missfag]

please stop this. i know this isn't in your heart.

[everythingfox]

[locustsummer]

the dirty dog

[hoovse]

This dog is dissolving and all you can do is call him dirty

[yesterdaysprint]

The Herald-Journal, Logan, Utah, February 29, 1936

[oozins]

you weren’t mine to lose </3 

[sliversoakley3-deactivated20220]

[woodrider]

this is real btw and they put stuff like this on their sign all the time

[weonsinnombre]

[johnnyjava]