squeeky clean

multifandom. sometimes I reblog shit I find funny or amusing. stick around.

[kingcatnine]

"it bit me" <- current favorite thing to say when I am injured by an inanimate object

[allcrush]

having fun scrolling arent u .. freak

[succubusboyfriend]

if you’re offline or away and i message you something (like a link to a meme or a picture or w/e) honestly just assume that i’m just leaving it there for when you get back and not expecting you to answer straight away. i don’t need you to respond with “hey, sorry, i wasn’t at the computer!” or anything. i was leaving u a gift for later.

[slightmayhem]

This also applies if you’re online and just don’t want to or have the energy to deal with humans in the moment. Just because we have the ability to reply in real time does not mean we have the obligation.

[melon-official]

im like a cat i drag the posts to ur doorstep and if ur not there it’s ok, the post will be on ur porch for later

[thefeelofavideogame]

a mummy who broke out of his sarcophagus wrote this

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

reblog if ur a striminal

[robotsandramblings]

#YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY  #YOU’VE BEEN STRUCK BY  #A SMOOTH STRIMINAL

[pokemonprofessor]

nice.

[furikomaru-deactivated20190920]

I am so embarrassed that only 31% of us have the good sense to lie when someone asks if we’ve committed a crime.

[itsboundtobetragic]

[meloetta]

new rule

if you fight your dad and win you become the dad

[petnissonfire]

Maeve Wiley in Sex Education 2.07

[nessa007]

we talk a lot about how steve carell was robbed multiple times at the emmys but you know who was also robbed and didn’t even get nominated multiple times?

RAINN. WILSON.

dwight k schrute is arguably the best character on the office and rainn carried the show for its last two seasons!

[isnt]

follow @isnt​ for more

[anthonycrowleymoved]

i have an image i made last night while Not Sober that’s technically accurate but it mentions 9/11 so i will show it to you but you’re not allowed to get mad at me if you think it’s insensitive for mentioning 9/11

[anthonycrowleymoved]

this image is accurate but i hate that i know that

[angelicspaceprince]

Im so confused

[anthonycrowleymoved]

gerard way personally witnessed the twin towers falling while on a ferry to new york city. this event inspired him to start my chemical romance. as a result, stephanie meyer used him and the band’s music for inspiration for twilight. as a result of that book, el james wrote a twilight fanfic that eventually became the best selling book fifty shades of grey.

[anthonycrowleymoved]

the reviews are in

[dudeinthestacks]

Just two girls buried in a grave six feet apart

[abitchistireddddd]

GAY

[yelena-belover]

Oh my god they were tombmates. 

[4gifs]

[yuzupool]

i’ve been comprimised 

[dvas-mech-deactivated20160528]

i laughed for about 349583492547252 years

[jayjaysingh-deactivated20150720]

I’ve waited 2 years for this post to hit my dash again. Totes worth it

[kreature-ofthenight]

It get better this guy, he wanted to work for the police but they didnt want him because he was to “unfit” now he spends his freetime trolling and running from the police. he is by now a pretty famous comedian and just to show you

thats him dressed up as sonic and blocking real trafic photograph machines and stuff

thats him spraying a guy who smokes in a zone where its forbiden with a fire extungisher

blocking the street with a DIY railway

blind man driving

AND as a snail on a speedway

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

the backstory behind these is far funner than the stuff he does

[postjerome]

blind guy driving made me fucking lose it

[nicholasbritel]

[lesbinewren]

ive seen your anti reylo posts where you talk about finn and do you have a source on him being black?

do i… do i what

[lesbinewren]

[anthropofagy-deactivated2021041]

this is really one of those posts that kills you twice huh

[sundogsandrainbows]

#‘do you have a source on him being black’ am i having a fucking stroke

[shitpostgenerator]

pasta fucks

[dcmultiverse]

learning how to act normal.mp3

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]