you’re telling me a queer coded this

kam/30s/any pronouns HawkinsLocal on ao3 and bsky

[akashicrecord]

Watch Me Struggle Online For Free

[avantgarden-er]

Me: wow… i really have been so unplugged today… [sees that I posted every hour on the hour] well. Okay

[soundcarvings]

I think we should all fuck off. I think we should all go to the library and just fuck off.

[official-library-posts]

official library post

[sylestial]

[tall]

[praguegirl]

they just don’t do any classic homophobic children moments like this anymore 

[coughloop]

There was really no winning that one

[beardedmrbean]

[pregnanthudsonwilliams]

the blur and the bleeding through and the living in the character

[ilya-rozanova]

[pjackk]

Ok but why are the suckers and losers trying to kill me today

[kingworm]

thanks

[lorillee]

big tshirt that says YOUR INTERPRETATIONS MUST HAVE A STRONG BASIS IN THE SOURCE MATERIAL on the front and I HATE FUN on the back

[fulda-gap-express]

who is the Toronto baseball warlock

[randomencounters]

Encounter: Toronto Baseball Warlock

[postmodernau]

canceling all my subscriptions except for the OED

[bug-mp3]

Posts with explicit content warnings before November 2025: not sure if clicking on this in public is worth the risk, I guess I don’t really have to know what my mutual reblogged

Posts with explicit content warning after November 2025: I need to see my good friend Shane, they’re hiding my good friend Shane whimpering and writhing behind this button and I need to see him

[hollanderthoughts]

Bouncin on it

[hollanderthoughts]

The problem with casual sex is like well you’re the first and only person who’s ever seen and been inside of my hole and I don’t trust another living soul to see me that vulnerable ever in my life. Maybe if we cut out the after sex cock warming it’d be less of a thing but I’d rather die. I’d rather die.