west coast smoker

maia; emo trash

[dutchster]

could you please put your crying kid on vibrate

[najaaozixxjsiaaiaiia]

me

[catastrofe]

when you’re giving your best and no one cares

[qhio]

Jennifer Aniston, 1994.

[omgkatsudonplease]

“she shouldn’t have worn that skirt to the frat party.”

“yeah, well, archduke franz ferdinand shouldn’t have been wandering around sarajevo in an open-top car, so i guess he was asking to be murdered, too.”

[deathlyart]

when u pet a dog and their eyes get all squinty reblog if u agree

[onlosingdogs]

bought a hundred dollar bottle of champagne like me? just to pour that mother fucker down the drain like me?

[sevarate]

Wee snaw

[zhinico]

caprisun is literally the COOLEST thing you could possibly ever consume if you ever go to a party and ppl are pressuring you to drink or s/t just whip out a caprisun and be like “naw…i got my caprisun pouch” and theyll be like “dam…theyve got their caprisun pouch”

[shuhvon]

@boys what the fuck are yall doing

[tastefullyoffensive]

When the floor is lava but your human needs you.

[scampthecorgi]

[firebendxr]

BUT GUYS HAVE YOU SEEN THIS

[birdluvr1993]

masculinity is so funny to me bc men deprive themselves of the best things in life in order to achieve it like ….fuzzy socks, fun fruity pink drinks, spa days, lifetime movies,  expressing positive feelings in a healthy way, being a warm genuine person

[timothydelaghetto-deactivated20]

REAL FUCKIN TALK

[imjoeyyu]

[serial-cocksucker-deactivated20]

[thnkfilm]

“What happened to the Danny Zuko I met at the beach?”

Grease (1978) dir. Randal Kleiser