POISON

Syd // 25 // OH The lesbian Kaz Kaan

[peoplegettingreallymadatghosts]

[naamahdarling]

Gold in the notes.

[classycookiexo]

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[labelleizzy]

My life is pretty good but definitely sharing this out for all my folks who might need it!

[inknopewetrust]

For everyone looking for a bit of good,

Manifest this shit. Spreading the love to each and every one of you. You deserve the good that comes.

[potationsandprosefiction]

Listening to Joji feels like crying with sunglasses on

[whenwebothfell]

it’s like when you’re at a fast food restaurant and you see a school bus pull up

[rowdent]

some tumblr etiquette for new people!!

[tsukithewolf]

[skajador]

[skajador]

YALL REALLY DO BRING THIS BACK EVERY SEPTEMBER

[souperluminal]

Thinking about a duct tape wizard

[prof-grace-aspen]

I have made a meme to explain how Millennials aren’t destroying industries, the industries are destroying us:

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

[prof-grace-aspen]

I want to say I am delighted at everyone saying “this is the worst graph mathematically but I get your point and approve”.

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[potationsandprosefiction]

This is that shit I’m here for

[reconnoiterish]

[191717718817188191929-deactivat]

one central time girl is worth 100 EST girls

[lunarhobbits]

couldnt leave this in the tags

[twitblr]

When try to open a banana and the stem mutates into rubber…?? (x)

[dankmemeuniversity]

[nicolezaridze]

i’m always like “i can’t wait to feel good and confident and grow into the best, healthiest version of me!!!!!” while doing horrible acts of self sabotage like girl it doesn’t work like that u are pressing the gas and break at the same time stop it

[midiport]

[finrays]

Thinking about it, I’m pretty sure my ancestors would be horrified with me.

Not because I’m lazy or unworthy or anything like that…

…but because one of my distant uncles was among the eight survivors of the Essex, the ship that inspired the ending of Moby Dick and sank after being rammed by a whale, and what do I fuckin do after my bloodline has this Ordeal at Sea?

I get a fuckin degree in Marine Science and go back the fuck out there.

[retroactivebakeries]

#op its your job to kill that whale