(:

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[verycooltrash-deactivated201907]

wise man of the mountain

[brunz]

That Seinfeld fella is pretty funny he should get his own show

[meta-xylene]

I’ve got some great news

[brunz]

what

[meta-xylene]

I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to geico

[lucytara]

u can tell who the ancients of tumblr are bc they’re the ones not posting anything abt where to find them if this site collapses…we know this site isnt going anywhere….the apocalypse couldnt stop this garbage…..it has the cybernetic code of a cockroach

[skyr1ms-remade-deactivated20190]

lab safety but the teacher just wants you to die

[skyr1ms-remade-deactivated20190]

lab safety

1. drink whatevers in that beaker. I know you fucking want to.

[lovelyirony]

i saw this girl trying to fold a shirt at a store the same way the employees do for like fifteen minutes and those are the only valid customers 

[dankmemeuniversity]

[super-affection]

was ringing up a customer and added his coupons, he was surprised it took off so much off the total and i accidentally said “well tits the season!” instead of tis the season but he let out a very long and powerful “Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell yeah”

[a-zzurra-deactivated20180518]

boys complimenting me:

me: :// 

my teacher leaving an ‘excellent work!!!’ on my essay: 

me, holding a wall for support: bro i’m just…..bro i’m just really teary i’m ghjdgfsdhjfjsdhf i’m hgjggjkhfkdjgj wow thank you idk what to say….bro idk why i’m fjhdsfkjdfg crying right now 

[mp3juice]

[hotwhiteguy]

Promoted

[penis-hilton]

Danielle is living in 3018

[fanotastic]

[fanotastic]

Flagged upon posting, you cruel bastard.

[toastbutteregg]

i didnt know im a bad listener till i saw this

[skinnyorganicchemist]

if you’re in the habit of this, try the following:

“oh that happened to me! What did you do/say next?”

“oh something similar happened while I was in (insert place). How did you cope?”

Be aware, you will may fail along the way. Habits are hard to break, you wont be perfectly empathetic from the go. The fact you’re trying shows growth.

If you realize you have turned the conversation toward you and are not listening, apologize and give the floor to the other person(s). (“Sorry, I’m working on being a better listener. Please continue before I got us off track.”)

[surinoelbutlers]

[wholesomemes-archive]

[with-practice]

[with-practice]

The Day After. 

[dankmemeuniversity]

[melonmemes]

[oldshows]