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[misscromwellsmonocle]

The Little Art Connoisseur (1863) August Friedrich Siegert

[darnitjack]

Last time this came around I showed my three year old and he said "He's little like me!" and stared for a whole minute (v. Long in toddler time).

[howling-wizard2]

first run of the xenonite suit (grace naively thought he was going to be able to play it cool)

[mostrovskaa]

✤ Artfight 2026 ✤ A 3D character sculpt and animated little gif as an attack on @snippit-crickit 's amazing character Pan Cernik!

[snippit-crickit]

Ohmygoood and theres also a character sheet,,, this is incredible, huge respect for Mostrovska, team tragedy won just now

[huariqueje]

The Orange Awning - Antonio Barahona , 2026.

Spanish , b. 1984 -

Oil on panel , 50 x 75 cm.

[hannahorca]

New guy in the sketchbook

[psalidodont]

The Penumbral nightmare, or previously known as the Grinning spectre. A fierce beast that lurks amongst the darkness like a phantom and preys on those who fall for its striking, light blue and teal patterns. It hosts bioluminescent bacteria on special patches of its skin, teeth, and even bones. This monstrous creature can pop its jaw open for intimidation displays, and its lack of firepower is made up for the use of a very corrosive, foul smelling gel that is ejected from its throat. This dragon hunts small cetaceans, large fish and Hunterfolk. Smaller dragons too will succumb to its jaws. timelapse

[alleesaur]

[ ArtFight 2026 ] [5] Chimeric Deity

for woofee66

[astrmastr]

yessE..... YEAAAASSSSSSSSSA

[soupdwelling]

guy with the coolest cane in the galaxy

[queer-as-city-folk]

Girl either you take your meds, or I take em for you, and then explode into 27 sacred pieces which will shatter across the land that you must gather if you ever want to see me again

[anarchohellenism]

Can I take the sacred pieces like they're my meds?

[queer-as-city-folk]

No, you must rebuild me

[queer-as-city-folk]

If you even think about smoking me like the weed, I will personally have Jesus descend from heaven and punch you in the face causing every earthly animal to hate you permanently before she returns to the sky for gay sex with Peter

[queer-as-city-folk]

That of course does not include the noble pangolin which is from Saturn

[thetruecthulhu9]

So are jesus and Osiris like... Buds?

[queer-as-city-folk]

They give eachother the heavenly estrogen every other weekend

[queer-as-city-folk]

I wasn't even high when I posted this, that time I was just being weird

[kipsa-hoy]

You sleep. I watch.

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

hearing anything about the nolan odyssey is so funny. it's like "they cut the extremely important and infamous nobody scene" "the cyclops is a giant puppet that they put in an actual historical cave + gave circe animatronics for her pig transformation instead of cgi" "they dumped plastic skeletons in an environmentally protected location they were not supposed to be in" "they recreated ancient greek instruments in order to have an accurate score" "all of odysseus's agency is basically gone" "anne hathaway actually learned how to weave ancient looms" "the women in this movie are treated like shit" "they actually buried actors alive to get those underworld shots" "did you see what the fuck zendaya was fucking wearing holy shit you can't DO THAT, MA'AM" "what do you mean there was a legitimate epic the musical reference" "NOT A SINGLE FUCKING GREEK WAS CAST IN THIS MOVIE"

like did nolan have two guys standing at his side at all times whispering ideas in his ear and one told the truth and the other told lies and they didnt tell him which was which until they wrapped production cause

[stevishabitat]

[uptownthots]

what is a normal amount of photos to have on your phone. probably 28,000 right

[uptownthots]

DONT SAY THAAAAAAAAT

[sanrio-stud]

how many pics & videos do you have on your phone?

0-500

501-1,000

1,001-5,000

5,001-10,000

10,001-15,000

15,001-20,000

20,001-25,000

25,001-30,000

30,001-40,000

40,001-50,000

50,001-60,000

> 60,000

Remaining time: 4 days 15 hours

[nyenye0701]

adjustment period

[ooo-silly-worms]

Pottery sounds terrifying to me. Every post I see is like "Here's this awesome art I made!! Pray for me that it survives The Kiln™ :')" I don't think I could cope with making art that could quite easily blow up and I have no way of controlling that. You guys are true heroes.

[claypigeonpottery]

@bazanite you are so correct

[witch-of-the-wild-xxx]

This is why making a billion kiln gods is so important. If they were strong enough to survive the fire, they will protect the others too, right? RIGHT????

[taurzza]

oh to be loved by the sun

[ellohcee]

This one combines two similar prompts, 🌈🪸 from @trouserbrowserreblogs and 🪸🎉 from anon

[targetedknowledge]

[frankiesbullshit]

someone tell OP i did it, i spent about 3 hours on it