Not To Put Too Fine A Point On It

Lover of the written word. Hopelessly addicted to coffee. All my heroes have overdosed.

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Finished "Ring".

I have questions. Im also going to get the sequels because maybe those books will have answers.

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"Think how lonely I'll be if you bite the dust because we dawdled"

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Never knew this was a book first!

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"Every murderer is probably somebody's old friend"

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The show must go on, its an opera!

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Thursday morning drive to the office

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"...for the first time in my life I was conscious of a positive (if feeble) movement of love in my heart. I vomited. I passed out."

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Who says therapists have to be serious?

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[kyra45]

Hey you. Yes you. C’mere.

*flings you into the last video game you played*

Do you survive?

No

Absolutely not

Incredibly unlikely

Maybe

There is a chance

I’ll try

Yes

(See results)

Voting ended onDec 1, 2025

[kyra45]

Shoutout to the hollow knight players who are perishing very quickly in the notes.

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[theshitpostcalligrapher]

ah yes. this.

[gallusrostromegalus]

Fire-based wizard spells:

Magic Missile: Fuck Your Left Nut In Particular.

Flaming Sphere: Fuck You, collectively.

Fireball: To Whom It May Concern: Please consider this an Official Fuckening.

Wall Of Fire: The Great Wall Of Fuck You

Flame Strike: Fuck You and Fuck Your Air Support Too

Delayed Blast Fireball: Fuck You Later.

Incendiary Cloud:  Cloudy with a Chance of Fuck You

Meteor Storm: FUCK ALL Y’ALL

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