[c-bassmeow]

me: im tired 

Someone in walmart: NOT as tired as our TROOPS! 

[rapidslash]

[marxistbarbie-deactivated202109]

im such a slut for true crime and like i wish this website could be normal for five minutes so i could use the true crime tag to find interesting posts and not just 500 pictures of old nazi coconut head and those two uglies who shot up their school w flower crowns edited on and bizarre jeffrey dahmer fridge memes 

[marxistbarbie-deactivated202109]

[savethebeesbby]

bdsm stands for

Bees Do So Much for the environment

[pendejx-deactivated20200323]

[berniesrevolution]

[stilldoingscience]

You know I’ve never done a chia pet but I tried really hard

[mothmanliveshere]

You know what? He’d be proud of you

[potatobread420]

It’s a happy accident

[najaaozixxjsiaaiaiia]

[obviousplant]

This toy is too real

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

It would be absolutely beyond the pale.

[babygoatsandfriends]

[awwww-cute]

[escroto]

[scrotumcoat]

get that shit outta here with your weak ass mullet

[neopuff]

now that ive had my identity stolen i feel like a Real Adult

[neopuff]

did i forget to mention it was my boss from claires and sallys that did this. the police called her and she played dumb for a minute before confessing. so at least i dont have to fight it lol

[impulse-goblin]

“Got my identity stolen at Claire’s” is something you’d expect from a shitpost and yet

[neopuff]

[xeppeli]

[nicejewishguy]

is this a threat

[blog-493629846]

You better believe it motherfucker!

[loganlerman]

[catzgba]