Do the mashed potato.

Le quoi ?

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@taylorswift if you haven’t seen this yet you definitely should

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@taylorswift

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Today is the 10th anniversary of None Pizza With Left Beef.

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“A fine, fine piece of internet”

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@taylorswift if you haven’t seen this yet you definitely should

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THE UPS MAN DELIVERED MY REPUTATION CD AND MAGAZINE TODAY AND I’M SO HAPPY.  I think I know what I’ll be listening to in my car for the next 3-6 months... @taylorswift

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Thank you so much for tonight, taylorswift - you are the sweetest and most wonderful human. <3

PS - Shit, your voice is BANGIN’ - it keeps getting better each time I hear you play!  Get it, girlllll

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Multitasking.

Totally sitting at my computer right now, getting a motorized massage.  NO NOT THAT KIND YOU PERVS.  The shoulder shiatsu pillow kind.  Awwww yeah...

[jonathanswift13-deactivated2015]

Hey taylorswift!!!

This is my amazing friend Tyler. He learned ASL to help the deaf in our community. He’s been pretty good with translating for them and using signs to speak in general with them.

Given this awesome skill we teamed up with another friend of ours to make this video for you. He is interpretive signing the lyrics to Wildest Dreams and its a really beautiful thing to watch.

I had uploaded a lower quality version of this earlier but with the gear our video editor friend had, we thought that we could make it look so much better. And I we did! Really hope you watch this and enjoy it!!!

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So cool.  taylorswift you gotta see this!

[taylorswift]

STYLE music video. Friday. #Feb13STYLE

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taylorswift, major props already.  This video is gonna be the trippiest, most wonderful thing.

Also, unrelated, I watched this clip way too many times.  I'm mesmerized.

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This is for you, taylorswift!  My very own interpretation of Blank Space.

Lol I’m a fool.

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taylorswift

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taylorswift

[batcows]

I Painted My Nails 7 Hours Ago and Thought They Were Dry Then I Did Something and it Turns Out They Weren’t: my autobiography.

[thecheshirequeen]

The nail polish will harden up instantly if you dip your fingertips in ice-cold water.

[so-long-yall-deactivated2015020]

bless u

[urulokid]

omg

[kadenonio]

also spray them with spray-on cooking oil before soaking them in the ice water. it makes them shiny and slick.

[ravenhairrubylips]

I love when girls get together to solve problems

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This is excellent.

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This is for you, taylorswift!  My very own interpretation of Blank Space.

Lol I’m a fool.

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taylorswift

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This is for you, taylorswift!  My very own interpretation of Blank Space.

Lol I'm a fool.

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In an imaginary conversation with the internet, I said today, "OMG just discovered that taylorswift has a tumblr, and she uses it all the time and talks to fans like me!!! SO excited!"

Then all the Swifties were like:

[pusheen]

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I was vaguely aware of Pusheen the Cat before, but today I discovered the wondrous kawaii world that is Pusheen.com

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Eeeeeexcellent...

Party Tardis of the Day: It’s boozier on the inside.  [reddit]

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[image: myfoodlooksfunny]

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I don't know why this exists but I'm glad it does.  Their pupils are so big and cute ahhh

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This amazing, nerdtastic blog was something I stumbled upon (no internet puns intended) when I was deliberately searching for recipes for food that is normally found in Skyrim, the much-heralded and much-played newest addition to the Elder Scrolls series.  Please read all of her entries and enjoy this photo of a real-life interpretation of Black Briar Mead, grilled leeks, and Elsweyr fondue: