Myrtie

idk

[potential-sapphic-friend]

SO INTRO POST BECAUSE I'M HELLA BORED SO I THOUGHT I'D YAP ABOUT MYSELF???

SO HI

you can call me myrtie

i think you would like my energy here??? I wouldn't call myself chaotic but i certainly am more high(not literally)here than I ever am irl.

i am actually awkward but i don't mind yapping here because IT'S LITERALLY SO CHILL HERE. I love interacting with gay nerds people who love indie films and literature

I'm a little closeted bisexual nerd BUT OUT ON TUMBLR?? If you love gilmore girls, heartstopper, young royals, Carol and ANYTHING QUEER can we be friends pookie???

i also LOVE gilmore girls, the office, how i met your mother, big mouth and a lot more i can't remember

I'd LOVE to interact, talk or just freak around if you are just as crazy and mindfucked as me (so don't feel awkward, my dms are open to ya'll :) ) EXCEPT IF YOU'RE A HOMOPHOBE, RACIST OR CREEP PLS STAY AWAYHHH

sooo I'll update this if i remember more stuff.

[potential-sapphic-friend]

school has made me lose my whimsy 💔 💔

[flowerygraves]

wheres your whimsy. wheres your fucking whimsy

[drops-of-universe]

can i come over and do this

[potential-sapphic-friend]

do you also have beef with some teacher in your school and ABSOLUTELY HATE IT BECAUSE WHY IN THE ACTUAL FUCK WOULD A 40 YEAR OLD TEACHER BE AFTER A 17 YEAR OLD KID AND TRY TO JUSTIFY HIMSELF TO HER EVERY SINGLE DAY

Like huh i DON'T CARE YOU INSECURE PIECE OF SHIT 😭🖐🏻

[potential-sapphic-friend]

I HATE SCHOOL

(Oh and im a 12th grader now, or have been for 3 weeks)

[educationbybeauty]

maybe if you bundled yourself up and went for a walk out in the cold then came back inside with rosy cheeks and cool skin and warmed yourself up with a nice warm cup of herbal tea with honey maybe then you'd calm down

[potential-sapphic-friend]

life is so tiring rn

got a boy crush (which is RARE) and i can't even do anything about it smh

hung out with my ex boyfriend and now we're talking all the time

every one of my friend's life and my life is fucked so we're all just existing atp ;-;

help why is life so difficult 💀

[loveridden1999]

when you realise you'd have to stop the world just to stop the feeling

[narliecaps]

[potential-sapphic-friend]

love them sm <333

[yankee-hotel-foxtrot]

Tag Game!

I've never made a tag game before so Idk how long this one will last.

Pick your favourite song of the week, post a link and tag ur friends or anyone!!!

I wanna see what everyone on this apps favourite songs are!!!!!

Heres mine!!!!

@staremz @tormentedstar @potential-sapphic-friend @punkguineapiggles @eyes-without-a-facee-deactivate @herblog19 @teshadoh @lillylovesarcticmonkeys @ceitupsli @heyyouupintheskylearningtofly @horsewheelie @becomeanunconsciousman + anyone else who wants to join!!!

[potential-sapphic-friend]

AHHHHH OK LET'S SEEEEEEE

HERE'S MINE

@misht-iik @inkstainedsouls @londyn-the-fruity @bokchoyyy @chlololocat @nightmarepix1e @darling-deceased-female

[homeglitch]

HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH YOUR USERNAME

I’ll start.

it comes from my 5th grade music group that happened during the first year of Covid when we were stuck at home hence the Home part, then glitch is because computers glitch. Once I left I took the name with me

Also sorry if you get tagged multiple times moots, we share them

@purple-dinosaur17 @mossmakesstuff @pumpkinharvesting @c0nstantlyscreaming @rocketwolf08 @frooglet @xbrix3 @mavarix @bluebellonthewindymoors @napkineater @xxsocrates-the-r4txx @existentandexhausted @theultimatenerd0fficial @toadally-gay @t0esniffer69 @alexflowercrown @cieraheart @allthatmattersismycat @aneptunicperson @ghostwithpineappleonpizza @b00ki5hst4r8 @invasiveroadkill @writersblock4eternity @lesbianadhdchaos @cabin10aphrodite @stoned-sh4rk @chaos-triangle @krispykreme1997 @xthe-buddy-systemx @l3o-gay @raeprise @alocalpizzadruid

[zanderandtheexistentialcrisis]

ooh cool. I know I wasn't tagged but I like yappin'. my username is from my character in Stardew valley, a handsome young purple twink that shares my name. The existential crisis bit comes from my almost constant crisis's.

tags belowww

@luxxie-xv @webs-xx @transparentluminarysalad @illi-has-arrived @titty-sucker6969 @anachronismp @elusiveillusions @microwavemalk @aldestroyerofworlds @lazzarusribz @jerseyshoremassacre @v1su4l-k31-l0v3r @cheesuschristman @taetaesbloging @appelsead @zianathebi @bartyisbbg @sentientstarmarlin @sillystarcollector @cr33pfreak @eb-or-echo @3rte @sqliiva @phantomghostking535 @springtiide @rabid-autistic-tf2-obsessor @sage3939 @emilija04acer @asharune @canada-boiiii (my bf) @whyhaveidonethistomyself @chaoticrei @sicktxddy @jellyfishguy2 @jarssss @pine-moss @deedeethedevil @imlitreallybenhanscom @crypticmoonie @kingofkaumidy @bogwaternomnom @picklemafia @void-crump3tz @artmeyk @guyfromnewsouthwales @allabout-mason @chillenby @lowkeysleepdeprived @thetonechaseristakenagain @cottagecheeselover123 @palirmo95 @maxbunnyboy @cannotsave @archahvmirzam @frickadoodle @coolfezirony @atomicbug @violetsunflowersstuff @rabid-autistic-t24-proffesor 

[jerseyshoremassacre]

Thanks for the tag!!

Ok so I was yapping about a shitty yet fun horror movie I saw called “jersey shore massacre” and my friend, Hazel, aka @emorosetyler said it’s be a cool url :3

@yourlocalsayorikin @emorosetyler @dqk-theaceartist @cloudofthecats @artwithecho @mariorat-the-aroace @legendsofnevada @iloketf2 @tinybitofart @vaeh2011 @kalied0skull @not-karl @ any one else who wants to join!!

[vaeh2011]

thanks for the tag girly!!

Okay for my user name i basically chose it off a nickname my parents gave me which was vaeh and the numbers behind it are just numbers I really like!

@n0th1ng5p4c3 @thepunkinthered @jack-sighh @cloudofthecats @artwithecho @demondoodlies

[theconfusedacorn]

Okay well- not tagged, but my username does actually have a long, complicated, and meandering story behind it, so read it if you wanna:

Initially, I had called myself Kashi Draws (original. I know. Slap 'Draws' onto the end of any name and boom. Artist. It's a canon event for all of us, I swear.) on most platforms, but then, one fateful day, I had been drawing Acorn (At the time named "Kashi") and a girl in my drama class saw it, and was like: "Oh cool, is she a squirrel?"

Now, before this very moment. No. Kashi (Acorn) was not a squirrel. She WAS a wolf at some point, but eventually, I just gave her non-descript animal features. I couldn't figure out what animal I wanted her to be.

But then, that person in my drama class said that.

And everything just clicked.

So I said, "Yeah"

It wasn't all that hard for me to go from squirrel to acorn, plus I've always liked acorns.

As for the "confused" part, I just decided I was a very confused guy and made it my entire internet personality.

So yeah. There's the story of TheConfusedAcorn :p

Some tags:

@lepidopdragon @grahoria @shadowlurkerbug @oohlookafrog because your usernames are all very interesting to me, + anyone else

[lepidopdragon-deactivated202604]

yippee!!! :D

There's not much of a story behind my username lol

I was making an account for... Artfight I think

And I had to come up with a username. I knew that I wanted some reference to dragons or moths in it and decided to go with both

Lepidoptera + dragon, lepidopdragon !!

Tags!! @some-pers0n @beepiesheepie @0sbrain @pantspissedinreverse + open tag !!

[0sbrain]

ooooh it is quite simple honestly, this blog i where i pour my brain out therefore this is where you can see zero's brain

everyone keeps thinking it's the letter o and calling me os it's hilarious. you wouldn't believe my face when i played the fnv dlc old world blues and i met a character who had the same struggle. Dr 0 my beloved

TAGS: @strangestcase @maid-westenra @pregnantsecondo

[strangestcase]

You guys already know, from my blog theme, but I’m a sucker for The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde and what better url than strangestcase?

Anyhow, tagging @lucywesternra @nemeyuko and @eksentrismi

[lucywesternra]

Lucy Westenra from Dracula is such an integral part of who I am as a person, so when I remade my blog I wanted to keep the Lucy Theme of the url (it used to be wildwestenra, a Lucy x Quincey ship name variant). Since I also love cowboys and country music, I decided to spell Westenra as Westernra! Just a silly little pun lol. Although it does low-key look like I just misspelled her last name KAKDKAJD

Tagging @jzzter, @s1lents4mura1, and @kronofobia !! No pressure I’m just the most curious where y’all’s usernames come from :]

[s1lents4mura1]

WAAAAAA SJSJJS THANK YOU FOR THE TAG, LUCCCCYYY!! ^^

I got the name "s1lents4mura1" because fun fact, I actually got it from when I first made Natalie <3 when I made her last year, she was nicknamed "Silent Samurai" and at that time, she was a villain!!

So basically, I got the name from Natalie's former nickname TEEHEE

@jzzter @aeroargonic @iloveacronix + ANYONE ELSE WHO WANTS TO JOIN!!

[jzzter]

2 tags!! thank uuu

you will never believe it

the name jzzter is because.... i love jesters?!??! and the idea of putting them on The Fool tarot card, the outfits as well they are goofy

and i love being a silly little stupid jester at times

@tomatoshapedstars @tygwenny @kyokittymeow @zer0atdawn + anyone that wanna join :p

[zer0atdawn]

Thank you for the tag, Jester <3

I don't really remember how I came up with my username. I just kinda thought of it, and I was like, hey, that's actually kinda cool, and it became my whole persona.

It doesn't make a whole lot of sense, but I like it. It's a part of me :>

@nyaskitten @bruh37legolover @kaistrosity @ruthlesskid777 @rikudoesstuff + anyone else :D

[ytisortsiak]

Heyy this is fun

I mean..

Yeah you probably couldnt tell but i kind of like monstrosity.

Tags tags tagzz @blu-stars-blog @prissx @egotisticalairfryer @chaotetothecore @samforgoragain @nickelwick @shoomchoom @littlespirit-199 @morrospecter @rockclanhawkstar @eman0neb @morroodle @zeta13z @ari-angel-fr @sosoribro @plasmara @kngofsoul @the-real-pink-ninja @walmart-ninja @gord-horde @xzcopycat @kaiaden @hydrogennoxide @chiarucha @needy44 @i-got-that-ninjago-tism-in-me @llalloyd @mostdefinitelyahumanperson @alexintraffic @katfiers @xcasketz @the-immortal-restless @violetstarc4 @only-lonely-stars @6ahaha1amjustaperson9 @identity-not-found-sorry-180 @francessart @thesourcedragonofstrength @vynel19 @user-without-a-cool-acronym @ofmagicandmusic @helaxey @tokaywineandcheese @jynxheartlake @kofitiamat @kiwicowtrans @dragon-gem @ruminationz @sofivicfest

Im actually rly curious abt a lot of u actually-

[eman0neb]

Em + Anon + EB

Em because that’s my name, Anon because I wanted to remain anonymous, and EB was a callback to my previous username “EmorBenji”.

@torontofarmboi @awkwardrains @ten-shiriya23 @aspennntree

[awkwardrains]

Thx for the tag Em!!

Let's see, AwkwardRains.

Awkward because I tend to feel that way about alot of things. I've gotten better! But at this point it's a key point to my personal jokes.

Rains. That has to due to with my irl family lol. I'll leave it at that.

I have 3 users actually for different media's depending on what it is. For video games, it's Tecknosun and Awkwardmech

Awkwardmech is also used for a few other things outside of video games.

Awkwardrains though is my artist handle (it used to be Tecknosun but I wanted to incorporate Rains seeing as it holds an irl value to me)

@nickelwick @sunflower-named-cyan @nameiessartist

[zarhazz]

Wasn't tagged but I just flipped my name around and added extra z's. Kinda obvious and lame but I like it.

@piliiiiconfusionf @somemismatchedsocks @stripysockxx @sapphanimates @emioliravioli @stars3x @ anyone

[somemismatchedsocks]

thanksies fo the taggg

i struggle to find matching socks and I was like 12 or something and it stuck to all my socials I made from then on forward @ open

[perpetually-uninterested-cat]

was originally @ salmonsushi13 bc I fucking love salmon sushi but I got bored of it and changed it because cats are awesome and yes i'm too tired to care abt shit anymore <3

@northwxrds @velvetwrappedashes

[velvetwrappedashes]

ermmm i looked up username ideas and js combined two !! i kinda wanna change my username now but idk what to change it to haha

@covetuousclementine @marylll @witchwithwords2115 @forestgromlin @helpimadisasterlesbian @ravensncrowsx @me-got-the-sillies-teehee

[me-got-the-sillies-teehee-deact]

i had a dream. it was a message from the sillies. i knew what i had to do.

and previously i was @/depressed-bi-twerking which is exactly what it sounds like :D

@shitposterbarbie @hellincarnation @localburntoutkid @im-on-crack-send-help @jerry-the-leech @orgasming-caterpillar @lovely-eatsrocks-sometimes

[shitposterbarbie]

I’m a little bitch that’s also a barbie

open tags + @thetoastistoasty @tehmam @slumberingari @dreamboyinthedarkvoid @dared2be-yours @daonedaonlysk @machinegirlx @chuchundar @cabin10aphrodite @roscettes @rainystarssx

[arireblogger]

forever wanna remain in a deep slumber and ari is my pseudonym/pen-name

@tehmam @spinachglazer5000 (really curious about yours ngl) @ocryingintheskies @chuchundar @idliisambar @bhondughoda @northwxrds @dreamboyinthedarkvoid @jus-a-silly-little-ting @sunkissed-melodies @lowkeybhondu @feimingo + open tags

[lowkeybhondu-deactivated2025101]

The way i came up with my username is very embarrassing 😭 b*ndu is an abusive word in my regional language and i thought of bhondu from that and i love being lowkey so yeah

@irisonstars @p123apples @evemoonieepeachiee @serafina-nyx @idliisambar @kheersalad @sheisamenace @wifihauntingfairy + open tags (forgive me if i forgot a few) 🙏

[sheilakijawaanii]

thank you for the tag pingu🌷 and @kheersalad your lore😭😭BahaAaaa this is so funnnnnyyy

my username is lyrics of the life of a showgirl, its "she was a menace"but im present alive yet so i changed it to she is a menace

np tags: @clairvoyantly-yours @the-dying-head @midnight-blues07 @lyrebirb @skyrigel @ihateyouvishal @orgasming-caterpillar @hauxicrook @bandarrrrr @pyaari-naari @biiig-reputation @/anyone who wants to<3

[agneyaaaa]

wow man. honestly i don't have a fcking clue how i came up with this username. and also it don't count because it's gonna keep changing. "the-dying-head" was a lil inspired from my beloved aertist Asal. Her songs like "that's how it goes" and "liars and players" feel like that a little.

THANK YOU FOR THE TAG BABY <3 HAHA tags: @bhondutamatar @bhondughoda @theboooookthief @khadduu @misht-iik-pages @shwethasbrainunfiltered @amazingphil @myauditionfordrphil @aamtreeanalogy @jellyshinchan @amikhush @aahanna @chaandjaan @dil-kyu-yeh-mera-shor-karein @ariella-has-lost-her-mind

and open tagsss !!! (ye jitne logon ko mane kiya hai sab itne famous hai inko kisi na kisi ne kr hi diya hoga tag already.)

[mishtiiikrishnaaa]

mujhe kisi ne tag nahi kiya hai lol but thanks, bbg 💗

i used to be @mishtiikrishna, my nickname during my todderhood was mishti apparently (some relatives still call me that) and krishna is a part of my middle name.

then i changed to @misht.iik everywhere cuz paranoia and whatnot. misht cuz @sheisamenace (<3 love u!!) calls me that and .iik to keep the stylised i and the k for my last name here/middle name irl lol

tags: @potential-sapphic-friend @foursixtwonineoh-pizzas-of-lego @quotidian-oblivion @celestial-cosmica @oh-munda-kukkad-kamaal-da

[potential-sapphic-friend]

OH OH OH THIS ONE'S GOOD

so me and my friend (we dated, broke up, stayed best friends) were talking one day and one thing about us is that we flirt a lot probably cuz we're both gay as fuck lol

we were talking and i had to go so i just ended my msg with "love, close sapphic friend" and i thought WOAH THAT WOULD MAKE A COOL TUMBLR USERNAME. SO I JUST REPLACED THE CLOSE WITH POTENTIAL BECAUSE I COULD BE A POTENTIAL SAPPHIC FRIEND (ok idk why i have so much energy there but YES)

@chlololocat @its-a-shameabout-ray@londyn-the-fruity @bokchoyyy @theboooookthief

OPEN TO EVERYONE CAUSE I CANT REMEMBER PEOPLE

[potential-sapphic-friend]

being 17 is pure chaos

you discover that you have a crush on somebody from your school and you start screaming into the void like

"NO I WANT THEM NOW, RIGHT NOW, NO DELAYS. I WANT THEM RIGHT BESIDE ME DECLARING THEIR LOVE FOR ME" like why not bro WHY NOTTTTTT

im losing my mind istg send help ⚰️

[potential-sapphic-friend]

I hate school sm :(

[wineredsea]

the scythe by the last dinner party has done irreparable damage to me

[potential-sapphic-friend]

yes :(((

[potential-sapphic-friend]

OK I MIGHT BE LATE TO THE PARTY BUT WOLF ALICE'S LATEST ALBUM 'THE CLEARING' IS SO FUCKING GOOD OMG

Bread butter tea sugar is probably my fav like THE VIBES ARE SURREAL

PLS I NEED TO YAP ABOUT THIS ALBUM TO SOMEONE AHHHHHH

[potential-sapphic-friend]

How are u today, Myrtie??

not good 😭

my school gives me a shit tonne of USELESS HOMEWORK to do at home and it genuinely sucks to not be able to do other stuff so like I'M LITERALLY DYINGGGGGGG NOW