canonically not rabid. (we checked)

corey | he/it | 22 dashcon 2 operations raccoon & official specialest little guy

[freakoutgirl]

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

[freakoutgirl]

and love..........

[cosmic-snowball]

Dashcon Ballpit-basaur!

(This was partly inspired by @how-trash-can-you-get 's absolutely delightful Pokemon Ragebait Quiz panel. Shoutout to Topic 5!)

[potentially-rabid]

love is real and it’s stored in the dashcon 2 ballpit

[potentially-rabid]

guarding….

[potentially-rabid]

post i made last year while meeting the girl who would become my partner, let it be known you can meet the love of your life at dashcon 2

[potentially-rabid]

worth noting also that i also met the many platonic loves of my life at dashcon 2 the first one life is beautiful….

[potentially-rabid]

guarding….

[potentially-rabid]

post i made last year while meeting the girl who would become my partner, let it be known you can meet the love of your life at dashcon 2

[dashcon-two]

You’re doing a great job guys congratulations y’all did it again. Loving virtual dash

Everybody clap for Virtual Dash.

[potentially-rabid]

THANK YOU VD

[dogpuppy]

[the-muppet-joker]

Someone is getting executed during the next Dash Con? Heh. I almost feel bad for the next sorry soul on the receiving end of Public Dashcon Murder. What they don't tell you is that you die for real, and that you only come back if you Come Back Wrong. Also that your soul is tethered to the Ballpit, and it hates the husk you have become and will kill you on sight, so you can never go back to Dash Con again. Le Sigh! Guess I will be buying a Virtual Ticket!

[xiranjayzhao]

Can confirm. Robespierre came back very, VERY wrong.

[petewentzcoded]

thinking about what would have happened if we voted to behead strange aeons. Would strange become napoleon or are there fucking alternate endings to Dashcon?????

[dashcon-two]

this is a choose your own adventure convention

[potentially-rabid]

there were alternate endings and in my opinion the alternate ending would have been SO MUCH FUNNIER i’m so devastated

[potentially-rabid]

beheaded again by robespierre (@xiranjayzhao), one year later

photo creds for second photo to @metroidcrime, taken from her video recap of the event

[fluoriteflygon]

There must be something comforting about the number three….

People always give up after three.

[avatar-lorra]

Although I didn’t meet the Croaker at @dashcon-two, I did meet a devout apostle of theirs, @mothmanthebreadwizard, whose corporeal form can be seen here, in the flesh.

[dashcon-two]

A love letter to Dashcon 2 created by the very kind @alex-ferro-uwu

I’m not crying. You’re crying.

[potentially-rabid]

i want to post about getting beheaded by robespierre at dashcon 2 two years in a row SO BADLY but somehow i cannot find a single photo of me getting beheaded this year

[wendigloo]

Early sunsets over margaritaville or whatever gerard way said

[insomniac-arrest]

I think we should figure out what age we’re living in now so we can say how it’s collapsing to each other

[insomniac-arrest]

Our age of plastics is collapsing

[insomniac-arrest]

Dangerous Crowboy, if you’re out there …

[amnesiaguy]

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

[amnesiaguy]

weird as hell, thank you for asking