Every Single Song Is About You

I’m like Pete Wentz if he was transgender || he/him || adult

[firstmaleshawty]

xoxo ;3

[mxnrique]

HAPPY PRIDE

[shetheyslain]

I need the world largest cigarette and something sexually depraved to happen to me NEOW

[transgenderization]

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

[dingusandpingus]

romance is a scam invented by dan and phil to sell more nordvpn subscriptions

[ryebreadgf]

why is the hill silent. it's supposed to be alive with the sound of music

[ryebreadgf]

this is meant to be read in the tone of an exasperated gay theater director

[lenjaminmacbuttons]

[shanebug]

inspired by a post from @bugslibraryy

[carnadelions]

disliking your father for personality traits you have yourself but keep firmly repressed

[boycritter]

i need a boyfriend. i need a girlfriend. i need to be single forever. i need a toxic situationship. i need a problematically older man to be homoerotically involved with. i need to have gay sex. i need no one to ever touch me ever again in any way. i need top surgery. i need a hug.

[cordspaghetti]

happy birthday gerard <333

[cloudabserk]

he was bracing himself for bad news

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

[blackpyrefly]

it's hard being a polyamorous action hero because whenever i have flashbacks to all my dead wives it takes like 20 minutes to get through all of it

[3liza]

it kind of sounds like youre just feeding local women to the deadwife montage

[somethingdiabolical]

Who wants to come over and have a crush on me

[freshlydelivereddarce]

TODAYS THE DAY SALAD BOY

[your-neighbourhood-antisocial]

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Ceasar has been dead for 2064 slutty, slutty years

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2065 slutty, slutty years

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2066 slutty, slutty years

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2067 slutty, slutty years

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2068 slutty, slutty years

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2069 (nice) slutty, slutty years