Every Single Song Is About You

I’m like Pete Wentz if he was transgender || he/him || adult

[firstmaleshawty]

xoxo ;3

[dreamduality]

[diamond-hoo-ha-man]

i thought this was a hospital drama why does he have a shotgun?!??!?

[ulysseus]

It's a really, really good hospital drama

[rappersdoingnormalshit-blog]

[st3fan00]

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

[whitegirlsaintshit]

those are his hooves you bitch

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

happy 10 years of those are his hooves you bitch

[whitegirlsaintshit]

why the FUCK am i still on here

[nianeyna]

[aquareegia]

She's so lame, I love her.

[stringcage]

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[clownfactories]

there should be a second pride month in fall or winter for people who have heat intolerance. no other reason.

[systemdeez]

Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.

[systemdeez]

HINT: his pussy is weak to fire magic.

[nosayingyes]

Pepper spray his pussy

[systemdeez]

Do not.

[kargaroc]

[fairycosmos]

being called an old soul when you were kid and knowing you just got diagnosed as a weird cunt

[opiumvampire]

this is probably so mean but the “healing my inner teenager” “elder emo group therapy” “it was never a phase 🖤❤️‍🩹” sentiment is so fucking corny and lameeeee im not going to these shows bc i have nostalgia and childhood trauma or whatever im going to them because i like watching the lead singer get berated sexually and the music is good

[opiumvampire]

also theres something really patronizing about people continuing to equate mcr’s music with adolescence/immaturity/emotional instability and the implication that they grew up and now this is some sort of guilty pleasure indulgence or thing theyre doing for a perpetually 13 year old version of themself because theyre insecure about liking mcr at their big age. like girl shut up its a good band you’re allowed to just like them

[fairycosmos]

you couldnt imagine what it was like to be 10 years old and listen to radioactive by imagine dragons

[fairycosmos]

its … it’s almost like it was enough to make your systems blow

[thyrell]

joe biden should do another stimulus check where the ira sends me a lox bagel. with cream cheese please

[thyrell]

irs.

[efoxgirl]

[brackishwaterr]

now that you mention it, it’s dawned on me suddenly and for no obvious reason that i can’t go on living as i am

[housegoblin]

happy spongebob day!! 🍍🫧

[utopians]

duuuuuude you have GOT to come out tonight we're enacting cruelty upon those who have transgressed so badly that we can justify any act against them... and you KNOW we're interpreting our delight as moral righteousness... Yeah it's fucking crazyyyyyyy get an Uber

[mindnumbing-brain-candy]

CRAB RAVE IT UP MY FELLOW TUMBLRINAS

[jayteu]

Lindsay Graham dead as of July 12th, per multiple news sources.