potiddies (potato tiddies)

200 pounds of bun. 100 pounds of dicc. 300 pounds of velvet scarlatina.

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The latest Tweets from gay potatoes (@potiddy). exiled from tumblr now we here. muzzles, chubby bunnies, diccs, and other gay stuff. main twitter @murphyparys, rwby blog is faunusrights on tumblr. in a state of despair

i’m listening to 80s synthpop for the last few hours of this once-beautiful site, so reminder you can find me over on twitter fopr nsfw stuff now! for however long THAT lasts...

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a “clean” version of new muzzle!weiss! u can find the +cum version right here >:3c

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i’ve posted all of the (good) art from here -- and linked to all of my nsfw fics too -- over on @potiddy! they’re even in two threads for easy reading. also, i can now very quickly post my thoughts about puppy weiss, which is really what we’re all here for anyway.

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The latest Tweets from gay potatoes (@potiddy). murphy's emergency gay blog. in a state of despair

i’ve rebooted my first ever twitter (from 2009!) to be my new NSFW archive! so i’ll probably end up linking from there if anything, haha

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cloudynightjoy replied to your post “adult content is banned from december 17th! yay! great! even though...”

I'm looking too, guess I'll try FurAffinity.

alas out of 10 im like a level 0.5 furry

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adult content is banned from december 17th! yay! great!

even though moooooost of my stuff isnt of explicit sex acts because i cant, uh, draw, theres a couple that might get flagged down?

im not sure what to do for an alternative save for get a nsfw twitter or smthng, but if yall have ideas for an alt place to put my gay shit, hmu.

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this fic won’t be the peak of my smut, but it’s certainly getting there

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me: /writes blake as a top once

me: /writes like seven fics where theyre a bottom to make up for it

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how 2 spot Murphy smut: does weiss experience gender euphoria from imagining herself with a dick? then thats my content, babey!

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/goes 2 the porn blog 2 vent because WHERE ELSE

my brain has been sabotaging me and my academic work for... like ten months now? and every time i feel like im making progress my brain just kicks me in the shins!!!! i had an action plan to get back on track and sort stuff out in a timely manner and then for some reason i went ‘better never than late’ on SO MANY THINGS that will now never get done?

me: this thinking is unhealthy i am hurting myself by thinking this way brain: lets do it anyway

sdjkfsjgdh anyway... even though there’s technically an easy fix for all of this i feel like asking for help remains an Impossible Goal even though i did so not even four months ago? like WOW this feels FAMILIAR

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u may ask, how does ghira’s dicc fit into that tiny bun? well, as ash would tell u, mama didn’t raise a quitter,

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How long did it take Ghira to get all the way inside Ash?

a while................. but ash is the stubborn horny type and he was taking that whole fuckin tree trunk of a dick if it killed him!!!!!!!! so half a goddamn pint of lube later and ghira fits! BARELY. JUST. BUT HE FITS. AND IF HE FITS HE FUCCS

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u may ask, how does ghira’s dicc fit into that tiny bun? well, as ash would tell u, mama didn’t raise a quitter,

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“Is it, like- is it a bottom thing if I said, I dunno, something like I really like having your dick in my ass?”

Blake can forgive Velvet the long squint, as if she’s suddenly turned extremely short-sighted, but it still doesn’t stop her from hiking their legs up and onto her broad shoulders, the curve of her cock pressing against theirs when she settles her hips. It makes a little thrill run up Blake’s spine, the contact on their skin warm and tingling. Ruby’s laid beside them both, naked save for her black studded collar, watching with bright silver eyes. She’s said she likes watching Blake get fucked, likes watching her owner come and shiver and get just about slammed into the mattress, and Blake finds there’s something exciting about making their puppy watch obediently, making her wait her turn in silence even as they come undone.

Maybe it’s because Blake still can’t believe it’s happening, like eventually Velvet will disappear without a trace, but there’s really no other way to explain how they’ve coaxed a 300 pound, world-record-holding weightlifter into their bedroom. Especially not one as cute and freckled and round-faced as this, with a snaggletoothed smile and and a dick that, quite frankly, could made Blake’s legs shake just having inside them. Having Ruby there to prove that every body-quivering orgasm wasn’t due to an incredibly elaborate dream helps Blake come to terms with it, kinda.

“It’s a pretty bottom thing to say, yeah,” Velvet agree after a moment, and the squirt of the lube onto the palm of her hand makes Blake’s breathing hitch. “Don’t worry, though.” She winks, brown eyes glimmering, fingers slipping down to the tight muscle of their ass. “I can keep it a secret, just for you.”

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okay so what im gathering is that god sent me velvet’s dick in the form of a potato crisp as a sign of something but im not entirely sure what,

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Velvet wrestling with a pup and just crushing them between their thighs

velvet once crushed a pumpkin between her thighs for a Laff but ruby knew then and there its the only way to go out,

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the first time blake and velvet have one-on-one seccs blake’s adamant they’re a pure full-blooded top, but the whole time they’re trying to convince velvet, she’s casually prepping their butt and ignoring their ramblings

“i’m a good top. i’m a great top! and just because you’re, like, one of the hottest people ever- which! isn’t true! like you’re pretty hot but, like-“

“roll over for me”

“fine but i dunno why when i’m gonna top you. cause i’ve never bottomed. not gonna. cause i’m not a swi- oh wow, do that with your fingers again”