Kill Titan, Get Potato

My name is Sasha, Professional Titan Slayer and Food Eater Attack on Crack Sasha blog

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*wakes up from food coma*

[polysaw]

cute things to get for ur gf/bf

a domino’s oreo pizza

the deed to the togami conglomerate

hot choclety milk

a pillow stuffed with pure sodium

eren jaeger

23 gallons of oxiclean

[potitanslayer-blog]

We could take Marco's remaining side and stitch it back up with the top half of the guy who was here with his fiancé, but we'd still only have 3/4ths of a complete body. Math is dumb.

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What's the formal way of saying that you have a lady boner?

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BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

[potitanslayer-blog]

*dies hair with Titan blood*

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What if one time Eren transformed back to human but his penis didnt come back

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*bagpiping intensifies*

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*steals Jeans clothes*

[emmexe]

*~rebloggable by request~*

dont say shit about armin i’ll punch you in the throat over the internet

[fancyeliza-deactivated20200804]

armin smart, armin strong, armin important

[his-nudes-deactivated20150904]

armin hammer

[potitanslayer-blog]

*makes out with Ken doll remodeled to look like Bertholdt*

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What if the titans are normal humans and were all just polly pockets

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SHO—TA—*vibrates wildly*

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*uses wax buffer to make Connie's head shine with its proper brilliance*

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*licks elbow*

[byunbaekhyuns]

armin’s last word should be “armout"

[potitanslayer-blog]

The most important thing is that the foot massager lives