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(Re)introduction post 💫
Because I accidentally deleted the old one instead of editing it a while back
This is a sneeze kink/fetish blog, so if you aren't into that now's your chance to turn back.
Minors DNI please! This is to keep both of us safe. If I have reason to believe you are a minor, I will block you.
With that said, here it is.
Was feeling Inspired by this post by @sneezysubbyboi
In the Pok/ém/on universe
A has recently met B and is developing feelings, but B's partner Po/kém/on is a grass type they're very allergic to. They keep getting into a sneezy mess whenever they meet, and can only assume B finds this gross and offputting.
Little do they know, B has the kink.
Playing Poké/mon Mys/tery Dun/geon: R/ed Res/cue Te/am and got this fascinating piece of mail: "#45 Vile/plume's Weighty Problem "Vile/plume are widely recognized for their massive flower. However, few dare to approach Vile/plume because they scatter clouds of allergy-inducing pollen. Vile/plume complain that they tire very easily because the flower's weight makes their head heavy."
The concept of a blunt rotation, except the blunt is an allergen common across all members of the group :)
Extremely NSFW and lengthy A & B snzario below. 🫢 Maybe this has been done before but hear me out:
A is going down on their partner (B) and their nose is really beginning to tickle. Maybe it’s B’s pubic hair against their nose -- maybe it’s a tickle that preceded current activities that they’ve been valiantly staving off thus far -- but whatever it is, it's really about to become a problem.
B is close. A knows this by the way B is squirming, the way B's fingernails are clawing through A's hair and against their scalp -- but A also knows the sneeze is inevitable and imminent.
And so, A pulls away, gasps out a damp and breathless apology, and ducks away with a sneeze that makes itself known it has not appreciated being held back all this time, thank you very much.
Recovering almost immediately, A is preparing to quickly turn their attention back to B — but it’s in that same moment that B comes with such raw, devastating, shattering intensity that A can only watch, genuinely open-mouthed.
A has made B come many, many times before, but never like this. Never with B's whole body surrendering so instantly, so violently, so thoroughly. So seemingly endlessly. Wave after wave of pleasure eventually ebbs as B pulls A close against them, eventually collapsing back against the pillows, cheeks flushed pink, breathing hard, their stomach quivering.
"Holy fucking shit, B," A murmurs, their voice rough between the cradle of B's thighs. "I don't think I've seen you...never like that...not even close."
B's hands reach up to cover their face, they're blushing furiously now.
A is...gobsmacked. They slowly crawl up B's body and gently tug B's hands away from their face. "Hey," A says. "Talk to me. Not that i'm complaining, because that was the hottest fucking thing I've ever seen, but that wasn't...usual. For us. That was...that was something else entirely."
B's face turns scarlet. They turn their head into the pillow, hiding from A.
A's mind is starting to race. They're putting certain...past moments together. Certain things and suggestions they've picked up on over time but could never quite put together. Is it possible...? Could it have been...?
"Is it..." A pauses, choosing their words carefully before continuing, "...was that because I sneezed?" they ask in a low, steady voice.
B makes a strangled squeak of a sound and flings their arm over their face. Between that and the fact that their ears are now also blushing, it's more or less a full admission.
"B", A chuckles, brushing back a strand of B's damp hair from their face, "It's okay. I'm not weirded out. If that's what it was..."
B nods from behind the shield of their arm.
"...I want to know how to make that happen again for you." A finishes.
B lowers their arm. Gazing into A's eyes now, hesitation melting into trust. A trust they've never shared with anyone before.
A leans in, kisses B deeply, and then pulls back, smiling. Their tone is soft but their eyes are sharp when they speak again.
"Do you remember that [perfume/cologne]?" A asks, tracing idle circles with their finger on B's hip. "The one you bought a few months ago that made me sneeze every time you got within three feet of me? That you complained cost too much to throw out?"
B's eyes widen a little. They nod. They know damn well what B is talking about.
"Did you end up keeping it?"
B bites their lip, and nods again.
A's smiles turns wicked.
"Good," A whispers, leaning in until their lips brush against B's ear. "Because I think we're going to need it."
Hey, I’ve been seeing some weird shit on this side of tumblr again— so I’m posting some more metaphorical rent-lowering gunshots to keep this blog free from bigots and predators.
This is a trans and queer blog. If you’re going to misgender and patronize queer folks or their queer characters, or be a terf in general, you can get tf off this blog.
This is an adult kink community. If you’re going to post kink content involving minors, fictional or not, you can get tf off this blog.
If you’re going to be racist, zionistic, a nazi, or any other brand of bigotry, you can get tf off this blog.
If you’re going to sexually harass and pressure folks into giving you content to jack off to, despite their clear boundaries + autonomy, you can get tf off this blog.
You are not entitled to any body, nor any content, just because you want to get hard. You are not entitled to mistreat and harass folks in this community. You are not justified in being a bigot and a bully, all while hiding behind a screen like a coward.
We are not available for your mistreatment, nor your predatory bullshit. Get tf off this blog.
Now then! Back to our regularly scheduled programming.
A Poké/mon trainer going to face the grass gym but anticipating their horrendous spring allergies getting triggered, so of course they take their meds… but meds can only do so much against prolonged exposure to superpowered creatures giving it their all with constant barrages of plant and pollen-based moves designed to be potent and do harm. Not even through direct crossfire, the aromas and irritants soon fill the stadium, leaving the poor the trainer hitching and sneezing through their attack commands, to the point where their own Mons can no longer follow, because “Umbreon! hh.. u-use… shaAAD-GHSHHU!!” is not exactly a coherent command
Thought for the day
A has been fighting a growing tickle in their nose for some time; they are desperate not to sneeze. Well-meaning B sees they're uncomfortable and distracted, and insists they take some deep breaths to regulate.
Too embarrassed to explain themselves, A obliges and reluctantly inhales. Like oxygen to a flame, they've fed the fiery itch. The attempt at a controlled breath immediately turns to a gasping, hitching buildup.
B can only look on, stunned, as A's sneezes start tumbling out in force.
The Post in Reference...
This stupid rhythm game and its stupid sneeze minigame(s).
I'm so serious when I say DO NOT REBLOG TO NON-SNZ BLOGS!! I refuse to be clowned on for this campy and bogus nonsense, ESPECIALLY by vanillas.
What would be the maximum you'd pay for audio commissions? (USD)
$5-10
$15-20
$30-40
$50-60
$70-80
$90+
(assume it's to your specification, ie: content [though still in the realm of snz], length, editing, scenario/scripting, etcetc)
so, I've seen a fair number of people on here do audio commissions (snz content wise), and I've seen fairrllyyy varied prices, and always been so curious about what actually sells, and how much people would actually pay~
I know art tends to get done a lot around here, but since quite a few audio commissions are private/not posted, I'm a lot less sure on those numbers~
so! please select the one you'd either pay at max, or on the average, not 'what I'd ideally like them to be' (as moooost of us, I assume, would prefer they're cheaper, but I'm curious what people actually are willing to pay!)
and just incase anyone is curious, which I'm not sure anyone would be buuuut just incase~ yes I am once again considering opening commissions, so if anyone has any interest in that possibility, and wants to voice that interest/what they'd be looking for at what price, feel free to drop into my inbox or dms~ at this point it's all speculation and 'maybe's, but I'd love to gauge general interest, just to see if it's even worth looking into~ thank you!~
Chhinkni self obs 03/07/2026
Had some time home alone so got the chhinkni out for the first time in a while and hoooo boi
Before I even opened the tube, the smell made my nose feel a little tingly.
Sniffed quite a bit into both nostrils (I don't actually know how much because I find it easier to do straight from the tube) and it kicked in fast. The tickle is so potent! Sneezed 6 times back-to-back, uncovered. After that is honestly a bit of a blur, but there was plenty more sneezing with only a few seconds in between each and sometimes with doubles. They were getting stronger as time went on. There wasn't much spray but I was really enjoying the sensation of air expulsions against my body.
I'm not really a loud sneezer (at least I don't think so?) but because of the intensity I was getting worried about next door hearing through the walls, so after a bit I started sneezing into a tissue to muffle the sound. This made them feel wetter.
More time began to pass between each sneeze, and eventually we got into the territory of false starts that didn't go anywhere. I blew my nose, which actually made me start sneezing again for a bit!
When I was sure there were no more sneezes, I blew my nose a lot to get the power out. Based on what was in the tissues, I had sniffed quite a bit. 💀
I couldn't help myself and decided to go for round two, although sniffing a little less this time. These ones I stifled. The first three or four were back-to-back, and hard to contain. I lay down on my back because I find it easier to stifle that way. The sneezes were still coming for a few minutes. Still strong and very physically demanding, but I was able to keep them quiet.
Mess mention in this section. I'm not into this part so much but I know others are! ⚠️ When I was finished, I blew my nose several times and rubbed the inside of my nostrils with rolled up tissue to get as much the chhinkni out as possible. Then I went to the bathroom to rinse my nose out with water to get the rest, and blew straight into my hand as I leaned over the sink. The water definitely helped because I could see the powder in my snot again, whereas blowing into the tissue wasn't producing anything anymore.
My nose was looking a bit pink after. And my underwear a little wet.
So, that was fun. Probably the most I've sneezed from chhinkni so far! I forgot how intense and hard to control it makes my sneezes! I completely lost count after the first ones but there was lots and it felt amazing.
Thought for the day
Tennis player with the worst hayfever
That's it. That's the post.
You know what time it is 😏
This year I would also like to add the concept of a spectator needing to sneeze while the crowd is expected to be silent. Which, in tennis, is most of the time!
Additional, er, addition 😅
Member of the ball crew desperately trying to hold back, ruining their focus and composure. As they run to retrieve the ball, they can't help but let a sneeze out. Bad idea, because of course it's the first of many and now they can't stop!
average wav viewing experience when you haven't moved out yet:
UMM
ANYONE SEEN THAT MINIGAME IN RHY/THM PAR/ADISE GRO/OVE WITH THE MOON?!
Oh ye I just remembered
In light of the new show being announced, anyone know any good Bub/bline snzfics or sickfics? 🩷🖤
I love you so much disabled/chronically ill/immunocompromised snzfuckers!!!!
Your life matters & you matter so much 💖💖💖
HAPPY DISABILITY PRIDE MONTH TO THE SICK/CHRONICALLY ILL/IMMUNOCOMPROMISED/DISABLED SNZFUCKERS!!!!!!
I love you!!!!!!!!! I see you!!!!!!! I’m so happy you’re here!!!!!!!! We deserve accessibility & care & to be seen!!!!! 🫂🥰♿️💖
Thinking about dandelion puffs. A soft pillow of fluff ran along a twitching septum; an unsuspecting sniffle causing the seedlings to break off. Feather-soft bristles wafting into a flaring nostril, the itch relentless, teasing and teasing…
