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The most relatable tweet for every fandom ever!
Anyone who says they’ve never held bigoted beliefs is 100% a liar. We get older and we learn better and we grow more understanding of the world around us. Social justice is not a contest of perfection. It’s a process of growth. That has been completely lost on this community in the past two years.
Ron: Can I borrow your potions book?
Hermione: Borrow?😂you have to earn🙅💦I keep grinding💯nonstop🏃♀️💨RIP Merlin👴History Of Magic Chapter 13🙏
Do you ever think about how supermarkets have no clear indicator of time passing visually? Like if u go into a supermarket in the morning or midnight it would look the same, same harsh white lighting. Time isn’t real. Nothing is real. Avocados are half off
As someone who works in stores like this, I can tell you even having a clock at your disposal every minute of the day (on the register) doesn’t make a difference. Changing customer volumes, bases, and types of purchases doesn’t make a difference. Every store has a clear, time bound routine, and yet it’s impossible to perceive the day actually passing. A 6am shift feels exactly like a 10pm shift once you get out of the real world and into the liminal space that is the store. No place has ever convinced me of the fact that time is a meaningless construct as much as a supermarket.
pros of being adult:
absolutely nobody is here stopping me from living on garlic baguettes and coca cola four days straight
cons of being adult:
absolutely nobody is here stopping me from living on garlic baguettes and coca cola four days straight
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Imagine being a writer, and then after your book’s release and when the hype goes through the roof, you write fanfiction for it, then you tweet “there is a fanfic out there that is totally canon. Try and find it.” Then all your readers are scouring every fanfic website, trying to find which one is yours, meanwhile helping all these fanfic writers get readers.
do u ever really think about the Holy Grail filming though
the primary camera which had been specially designed broke on their very first day of filming so everything was delayed as hell while they sourced a new one
they couldn’t get Scotland to let them use its National Trust castles so they ended up using the same one for every single fucking castle and/or used paper cutouts
the only reason they used the music they did was because after a whole fucking soundtrack had been written they realised their budget didn’t actually expand to an orchestra, so they used stock music and the only actual original Python song in the whole deal is Knights Of The Round Table
Graham had delirium tremens during his very first take, suddenly realised and admitted that he was an alcoholic, and was consequently hammered out of his brain for the remainder of filming so he wouldn’t go into the DTs again
as a result of this he constantly picked fights with the other Pythons, extras and random hotel staff
and constantly forgot half his lines
and ran ass naked up and down hotel corridors yelling “Betty Marsden” until Michael asked him to stop so he could sleep (and so Michael then woke up to a note pushed under his door reading “with love, Betty Marsden”)
but miraculously still no one realised Gray’s drinking was making him so ill and so Michael’s diaries are full of random excuses for why he was shaking his ass off every morning (“we were up v high today I think Gray was scared” “I didn’t think it was that cold but Graham was shivering” “gosh tensions are running so high Gray was so mad with us he was literally shaking”)
the Terrys tried to codirect and fell out over literally everything
and consequently constantly reshot each other’s takes behind the other’s back
John kept getting upset because he doesn’t like being dirty and/or cold and they were in fucking Scotland and “there wasn’t enough hot water for a shower”
John and Eric consequently switched hotels from the rest of the cast and crew so John could get his fucking shower
they were all wearing knitted “armour” and I reiterate this was fucking freezing wet Scotland so they all froze half to death and had to keeping shooting anyway
and John got so pissed at Terry Gilliam’s directing style (“treating us like pieces of paper”) that he eventually essentially told him to fuck off, so filming was delayed even further so Terry G could go and be offended and cry and sulk by a wall
the highest grossing British comedy film of all time, everyone.
This is the most British description of film making I’ve ever heard, and while amused and new to most of these facts, absolutely none of them surprise me in the least.
There is a special on the DVD where Michael Palin and Terry Jones revisit the locations or at least try to and it’s delightful.
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Dear Men Writers
Lesser known facts when writing women:
High heeled shoes don’t become flats if you break the heels off.
The posts of earrings aren’t sharp.
Nail polish takes a long time to dry and smudges when wet.
You can’t hold in a period like pee.
Inserting a tampon is not arousing or sexual in any way, ever.
Feel free to add your own.
- Bras leave red marks on the skin under and around boobs and it is a magical experience when taken off.
- Make up can take anywhere from 5 to 25 minutes depending on how skilled you are.
- Taking hair out of a ponytail after wearing it for hours does not make it perfectly straight when it comes down.
- Hair when wet sticks to the skin it no longer flows, idiot.
-When women with long hair kiss, turn around, do anything, their hair falls in the way.
- Stockings are itchy and tear like wet paper bags.
- Pantyhose, tights, leggings, and stockings are each different. - Waxing hurts and leaves red skin for a while afterwards while shaving leaves stubble - Most can’t run in heels unless they have been VERY worn - Insecurity in appearance doesn’t mean “buy me a drink” - EVERYONE HAS DIFFERENT TASTES IN EVERYTHING
-Having large breasts sucks. It sucks beyond belief. If a garment happens to fit your large chest, odds are it won’t fit the rest of you. Underboob sweat is real and terrible. Bending over for extended periods of time will tweak your back out. Running can be painful due to boob turbulence. Bras are hella expensive. Big breasts are not fun.
Putting a tampon in isnt a quick bend-poke-done kinda deal. It involves cubicle yoga, messy hands, numerous curse words as you realise it isnt in correctly and have to take it out and start again with a new one.
Yes to all of this. But also:
If her hair is in an updo, one does not simply remove a hairpin to send her hair cascading down her back. No. If her hair is an updo, it will take at least an hour and an extra set of hands to remove the 137 bobby pins that are holding her hair in place. Furthermore, there’s probably a can’s worth of hairspray in there, intended to withstand category 2 hurricane winds. There’s no cascading happening here - the best you can hope for is a misshapen nest of hair to clump and poof unattractively in the back while it still remains flat against her scalp.
This is one of the funniest posts I’ve seen in a while (especially if you read all the comments), but also really depressing because at 42 I still judge myself as having failed for not matching up to all these mythical stereotypes despite knowing they’re impossible
^^^This though
Seriously, married or not I reckon Charlie Weasley would be a riot at family gatherings. Just turning up, throwing Molly a casual “Wotcher Mum! Brought the kids, hope that okay!” And Molly turns round confused, sees what he’s talking about and - “Those are not ‘the kids’ Charlie, thOSE ARE TINY DRAGONS IN ONESIES!!!!!”
I’VE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR HOURS
The reflection of the light inside a house against the window makes it look like there’s a UFO outside.
good cover story but that’s definitely a ufo
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a fake film hoe: the most iconic line in Cinémà™ history? i can’t choose between “here’s looking at you, kid”, “we’ll always have paris”, “toto, i don’t think we’re in kansas anymore”, “frankly, my dear, i don’t give a damn”, “we’re gonna need a bigger boat”, “no, luke, i am your father” blah blah blah
me, an intellectual: