Gamer, reader, fangirl

I reblog just about everything. I could say my blog wasn't random but then I would be lying.

[potterhead-tribute-bookworm]

Watch "POTM: Mercy" on YouTube

[windup-dragoon]

Shenanigans between friends. 

[topmeladies]

Don’t call me out like this

[cockhunt]

can they like release new vegetables 

[bumblebeebats]

i work at whole foods and im here to tell u that they do

[bumblebeebats]

Some lady the other day puts this on my conveyor belt

and im like ……………………………………..ma’am what is this

and she has the audacity to say “i don’t know”

[sakura-haruka]

November 12, 2018

[gumtooth]

the sun has no business tapping out at the tender hour of 5pm bitch i have depression

[essasquared-blog]

Sundance: What time is it?

Cayde: I don’t know, grab me that Gjallarhorn

Sundance: *transmats Gjallarhorn*

Sundance, realizing her mistake: Wait, shit

*Cayde fires rockets at walls*

Ikora: WHO THE FUCK IS LAUNCHING ROCKETS AT 3 AM

Cayde: it’s 3 AM

[quotesoftheguardianassassinkind]

Warlock: Why is Aunor upset?

Hunter: Oh, she took a ‘Which Destiny 2 Character Are You’ quiz

Warlock: Oh.

Warlock: Who’d she get?

Hunter: Drifter

[mechahammer]

Random Reporter in the TV: Currently the young man is continuing to climb up the pole! He managed to climb about five or six stories up the building!

Warlock: Man, there are reckless idiots out this early?

Hunter who climbed the pole & being live stream by the reporter: Hey! :D

Titan: Oh man, it’s our idiot.

[houseofmcallister]

Flashbacks

Ghost: That sounded almost... Omnigual...

The Young Wolf:

[houseofmcallister]

Kidnapping

Nightmare Crota: We have your kid, back off of the moon and we'll give them back.

Ikora: What... I don't have a kid...?

Nightmare Crota: They called you mom?

Ikora: Holy sht.

Ikora: They have The Young Wolf.

[houseofmcallister]

Parent or Guardian

The Young Wolf: Hey can I go do this incredibly reckless thing?

Ikora & Zavala: No. And don’t ask Cayde, this is an executive Vanguard order.

The Young Wolf: Copy that.

The Young Wolf: Sloane, can I do this incredibly reckless thing?

Sloane: What did the Vanguard say?

The Young Wolf: no...

Sloane: Well tell Zavala I told you to do it.

[guardian-of-dat-ass]

Titan: man, the end of the year is so close.

Hunter: I feel like the next year is gonna vibe check me so hard, and I'm not ready.

[houseofmcallister]

Shiro-4: The Young Wolf has been found dead in the Miami Dead Zone.

Cayde-6: Are they ok?

The Young Wolf, limping into the Tower: They’re alright but they died.

[houseofmcallister]

Zavala: If you kill a killer, the number of killers stays the same.

The Young Wolf, with their mouth full: Kill two.

[ahk-mourn-my-dead-body]

exarch: finally summoned the warrior of light!

exarch: wait where are they

exarch: *remembers the other scions showed up with no clothes*

exarch:

exarch: *RUNS OUTSI

[grayskymorning]

Bronte Rose