"Worst. Christmas. EVER."
“Well Teds was gonna propo-”Â
“I SAID NOTHING!”

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@pottersroar-blog
"Worst. Christmas. EVER."
“Well Teds was gonna propo-”Â
“I SAID NOTHING!”
Christmas ||Starter Sentences||
"Oh, my gosh, it's snowing!"
"Don't hang that there! Are you crazy?!"
"It's Christmas, don't be so down. Have fun!"
"Are you sure you have enough to buy that for him/her? It is pretty expensive, and you don't get your next paycheck til the week after Christmas."
"Care for a little bit of Christmas songs? No? Well, too bad!"
"Okay, who spiked the eggnog?!"
"Please don't act crazy like you did last Christmas... that was a disaster."
"Hey, in my defense, I had too much sugar, alright?!"
"What are you doing? Get down from there before you tangle yourself in the lights!"
"SANTA CLAUS IS ON FIRE!!"
"Maybe having an inflatable snowman next to our spiked fence wasn't such a good idea."
"We're out of cookies, but do you think Santa will settle for a salad?"
"No, no, no, you're supposed to put the lights on BEFORE the ornaments!"
"I did the star last time, it's your turn now."
"Your present's going to be a bit late... 9 months late, so to speak."
"Worst. Christmas. EVER."
"Y'know how you get a bit crazy on Christmas Eve? Yeah, don't do that this year."
"This is the best Christmas I've ever had in my entire life.."
"You missed the present-opening!"
"Time to open up the gifts!"
"You know what would be a great way to end this night? You and me, our clothes on the bedroom floor... get what I'm hinting at?"
"This is the ugliest sweater I've ever worn... I love it!"
"I just want to make someone else have a good Christmas."
"We can't really afford anything good this Christmas..."
"No, you're dressing up as Santa this year for the kids."
Basic Angst Starters
because sometimes what’s left to the imagination is much more terrifying.
“Are you feeling alright? You don’t look it.” “I just heard something… Something bad…” “Why didn’t you tell me about this?!” “What’s all this blood?!” “Will you tell me what the fuck is going on?” “Don’t give me that look! It wasn’t my fault!” “You should probably sit down for this.” “Please tell me you forgive me!” “I can’t live without you!” “Oh god, It was a mistake coming here… I’m sure of it.” “What the hell happened to you?!” “Where have you been?! I’ve been waiting for hours!” “You promised you wouldn’t do this anymore!” “I knew not to trust you!” “What’s that in your bag…? Is that–? Tell me it’s not!” “Is this what a dislocated shoulder feels like?!” “How could you do this to me?!” “Wake up! Wake up!!! You’re having a nightmare!” “I feel weird… what was in that drink…?” “I don’t want to leave you, but you’re not really giving me another option.” “Please… you’re scaring me…” “Ssh, I heard something again. How aren’t you hearing it? It was loud… and getting closer.” “Are you okay in there? You’ve been so quiet.” “I came as soon as I could! Did he/she get to you already?” “I don’t know whether I want to do this. I don’t know whether I CAN do this.” “Do you remember anything?” “You have to tell me who did this to you!” “No, no, I’m not alright. I’m definitely not alright.” “What’s your fucking problem?!” “Are you crying?” “You’re freaking me out! Please calm down!” “I’m leaving. And I’m not intending to come back.” “You… are dying?” “Did you drink the whole bottle while tripping? Seriously?” “Do you have a deathwish or something? Jesus!” “Ever been held at gunpoint? Want to know what it feels like?” “Stop screaming! Shh, calm down! You have to keep quiet!” “When’s the last time you slept?”.
vicxweasley:
“He’d never believe I would do such a thing… Okay sorry that was too fake.  He’s cleaned up way to many of my messes. Alright, you’ve saved yourself for the moment.  But don’t think the Teddy defense will work every time.”
"Don’t worry, I don’t think it at all. However, that’s not going to stop me from trying to see if it will work. Although, I’m quite upset at you for stealing him away. I feel like I haven’t seen him in ages.”
vicxweasley:
“Teddy can get over it.  He knows you’re a little shit as well as I do.”
“Not quite true, I’m a little shit but I’m his little shit which means that he doesn’t anyone giving my beautiful face a shiner.”
vicxweasley:
@pottersroar likes this ( x ) for a starter
“Sometimes I really want to punch you in the face, you know that?”
“No you don’t, and you know why? Because that’ll upset Teddy and you wouldn’t want to upset him, wouldja?”
Fluffy & Cuddly {Sentence Starters}
"Hey, scoot over. You're squishing me!"
"I didn't say you could stop hugging me."
"Stop hogging all the blankets!"
"You make a good pillow."
"How long can we stay like this? Because I don't want to move."
"Are you falling asleep on me?"
"You weren't watching. You missed the best part!"
"Don't stop playing with my hair."
"Would you mind handing me the remote?"
"Stop, your feet are cold!"
"Look, if you want food, you have to let me get up."
"You're warm. I'm cold. Let's cuddle."
"You fell asleep on me. Maybe you should go to bed?"
"Well, my arm's asleep, but I'm glad you're comfortable."
"Stop changing the channel, you jerk!"
"You're getting crumbs all over the blankets."
"I see you eyeing that pillow. Don't you dare."
"Don't move. I finally got comfy."
"Would you stop wiggling?"
"Hey, are you still awake?"
For every "♡" I get I'll give a tip on how to win my muse's heart.
hiscursedson:
albusseveruspctter:
    “ … That’s debatable, but I won’t argue you on it right this moment. Never the less… it’s probably going to be in a darker setting, but with a decent amount of light to see - and then later outside under the moon…”
          "Darker setting, ooh-la-la, my dear little brother is being a bit naughty           tonight is he? In any case, darker settings makes your eyes more stormy,           so blue would be best. Who's the lucky person? Is it little Scorpius?"
@peculiarpotter continued from (x)
          "Al, I love you and all but will you please quit talking in circles? What do           you want anyways seeing as you NEVER come to me for anything?"
rosewecsley:
 @pottersroar· | starter call
“i SWEAR to go.”the snap escaping her lips, arms folded across her chest to show how serious she is.”if you ate my brownie i will kill you.”
  "Again with the food? Dear Merlin, I only took a bite. Really, I promise!" If it weren't for the fact that he knew Rose's temper could flare even more, he would be laughing at the look on her face. "I'll get you another one?"
dominiiqueweasley:
@pottersroar followed // greeter starter
   “Oh really? And you have proof of that?”Â
     "Of course I do! Really Dom, Evan is a downright sod and you need to drop him."
psa: i will not rp with any presidential candidate blog, parody account or otherwise.
CAUTION!!! IP ADDRESSES AND LOCATIONS OF PLAYERS ARE BEING SPREAD IN THE RPC!!
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It’s come to my attention that several IP’s and addresses are being spread without cause! It’s very damaging and for some, even dangerous, so please be careful and signal boost this!
@vofrph must have a hidden IP tracker on their blog, as they acquired and posted several IP addresses and locations of two anonymous messages earlier today. PLEASE DO NOT GO TO THEIR BLOG OR YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION WILL BE COMPROMISED. The anonymous message did not even contain any form of hate! I DID NOT SEND THESE MESSAGES NOR IS ANY OF THE IP’S MINE.Â
EDIT: PLEASE ALSO REFRAIN FROM INSTANT MESSAGING THEM, AS I’VE BEEN TOLD THEY ARE KNOWN TO FABRICATE EVIDENCE AND SAY THEY ARE THE VICTIM.
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“MHMM,” skepticism sat heavily upon her features, hands shifting to sit on her hips, “i’m not sure things have changed so much since i was young that the eldest sibling doesn’t find some sort of twisted pleasure in torturing their younger siblings. that sounded very much like an admission of something to me,”
“How dare you accuse me of being like them! I thought I was DIFFERENT.” James cackled at the thought, though he did pride himself on being able to execute a prank or two. “While I will not say what I did, what I will admit is that Lily and Albus were not harmed. Teddy, Freds, and Rose on the otherhand...”
note to @me: stoP WATCHING GBBO AND WORK ON YOUR DAMN REPLIES