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Michael Defended Man
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need these. obvi.
Does That Make Me Crazy?
Today's rant is about people who don't know how doors work.
There are a couple of lunch places near my office that have double doors. You know, regular store doors, with handles on the pull side and bars on the push side, but there are two of them. One would tend to believe - or maybe it's just me - that those doors are meant to encourage a smooth flow of patrons entering and exiting. If everyone, whether entering or exiting, were to use the door on their right, life would be so simple. But is that what happens? NOOOOOOOO.
I'll give you an example of what DOES happen. Let's say I'm exiting (via the door on my right, because like, hello?), the person who is outside and wants to enter, instead of using the perfectly functioning, unblocked door to their right, will STAND THERE AND WAIT for me to come out of the door on their left and enter where I just exited. Not to go all Seinfeld on your ass, but what is the deal with this!? There are people in Manhattan who would rather stand and wait for someone to pass through a door being held open for them than just grab the perfectly free and clear door themselves, yank it open and continue on their merry way?? It gets to the point where mini traffic jams are caused in front of these lunch spots due to the clusters of people forming waiting for the use of a single door when there's another, unencumbered door RIGHT NEXT TO IT!
I just don't get it. Is this some strange byproduct of pack mentality - sheeple, simply following what the person in front of them is doing? Or is it the epitome of laziness - why would I fully open a door myself, when someone else can hand me an already-opened door? Can I blame this on Millennials? Just use both doors, people. Please.
Ya'll Gon' Make Me Lose My Mind
I'm normally a pretty happy and patient person. Even when I'm feeling down, or having a really bad day, I can generally compartmentalize the negative feelings and avoid taking it out on other people, or letting it ruin every part of my day.
Some days, though, it feels as though the universe is out to get me.
When the first batch of things start going wrong, I can usually keep my cool. When an over-zealous commuter feels the need to elbow me out of the way in order to get to "their seat" on Metro North in the morning, when the NYC subway noob in front of me stops dead in the middle of a crowded staircase in Grand Central, even when a careless buffoon opens their umbrella into the back of my head, I can typically just roll my eyes, marvel at their ignorance and get on with my day.
Then maybe a series of medium-bad things happen, but since my day was already off to an inauspicious start, it's more difficult than normal to contain the rage. Maybe one of my favorite go-to shoes breaks, or the dishwasher decides to stop working when there are tons of dirty dishes and I'm expecting company, or my meticulously coordinated personal day to get a bunch of doctor's appointments out of the way needs to be totally rescheduled all because of ONE appointment that needs to be pushed back. When things reach that level, I can still normally manage to keep a lid on things and internalize my anger and frustration. But if you happen to look my way at the right (or wrong) moment, you may catch a glimpse of pure, unadulterated fury.
But every now and then, there are days when the forces of evil are conspiring against me and ALL of these things happen IN THE SAME DAY. And that is when I just lose my shit.
please can i haz one?
That predictable moment when you transfer jobs to get away from a girl at the same time that she will inevitably break up with her boyfriend…
classic jim.
Hi.
My new favorite gif, possibly of all time.
love how excited she looks after the dunk.
1. push yourself to get up before the rest of the world - start with 7am, then 6am, then 5:30am. go to the nearest hill with a big coat and a scarf and watch the sun rise.
2. push yourself to fall asleep earlier - start with 11pm, then 10pm, then 9pm. wake up in the morning feeling...
When my friend cries seven times on her wedding day
So pumped this got picked up by MFAM!!!
BAIL!
what i feel like doing today when i see that a client is calling me.
What qualities represent your business and company mission?
Answering this question can help determine what is most important for branding your company. The Logo Company created this infographic to show how the biggest and most influential brands use color psychology to create their logo’s and market their company ideals.
Pretty great color emotion spectrum applied to brands.
You don’t need a party to get down on some guacamole. Put it on a salad, taco, tostada, sandwich, whatever you want. Eat it with your hands. I don’t give a flying fuck. SNACK LIFE.
GRAPEFRUIT GUACAMOLE
5 ripe avocados
2 medium grapefruits or 1 big son of a bitch
¼ cup chopped cilantro
¼ cup chopped red onion
juice of 1 lime (about 2 tablespoons)
¼ teaspoon salt
Take the pit out of the avocados and scoop out all the green flesh into a large bowl. Mash it up with fork. I like my guacamole chunky but do what you gotta do. Cut the grapefruit up into segments like you would cut an orange. Remove the peel and cut the segments into pieces about the size of a nickel. Put all the grapefruit into the bowl with the avocado. Add the cilantro, red onion, lime juice, and salt and mix it all up. Taste it and add more shit until you like it. Serve immediately or chill it for a bit. I’m not gonna tell you how to eat guacamole, just follow your fucking heart.
Best advice I've ever heard. About guacamole, and life. "Just follow your fucking heart."
what if the reason the creators of monsters inc. waited 12 years to make monsters university was because the kids who watched monsters inc. of ages 5, 6, and 7 years are now 17, 18, or 19 and off to college the same goes for toy story 3 and how andy was giving up his toys (his childhood) and moving on off to college as well? what if they wanted to say good bye to the child that loved their movies properly?
CRYING
Wow
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SHUMP!!!!!
What ACL injury. Damn!
dirt.nasty.