If They’ve Got Bills, They’re In It For Kills

Abigail 25. USA. Multifandom. Kylux Hell. McElroy Heaven

[bebemoon]

ask your doctor if the "sharp objects" (2018) television miniseries based on the 2006 southern gothic psychological thriller of the same name by gillian flynn is right for you

[strawxbunny]

i love when ppl say “that’s so you” it feels good to know i exist and have a vibe

[manrippedapartbydogs]

Thank you Ken! Very cool.

[peanutpalace-deactivated2023011]

Remember when you'd turn on the radio and almost always Poker Face was playing

Back when God was still listening

[miseria-fortes-viros]

they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan

[miseria-fortes-viros]

WASHING THE FUCKING PAN AGAIN!!!!!

[rylandsgrace]

Superman (2025) + Text posts

[woodrider]

ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image

[alma-de-naturaleza]

[shadythetortie]

A HAMMERHEAD????

[mockwa]

🐯 🐯 🐯

[bunjywunjy]

good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose

[ari-nemera]

It’s cuter when you recognize that the lion with visible spots is a juvenile. There’s a very high chance the other lion that runs over to investigate is the MOTHER.

The first lion is asking for comfort because she was given a big spook!!! and she needs mommy to tell her it’s safe and ok!!!! (What’s cuter is that mommy clearly reassures her, and goes on to take the parent role of ‘deal with the scream rat in order to protect my large and easily frightened daughter’)

this is all in all an adorable video 10/10

[jooshthepunished-deactivated202]

SHUT

[bunjywunjy]

actually you’re completely right that the original lion is a juvenile, but it’s a male! his size and the fact that he still has some baby spots left also indicate that he’s a very YOUNG juvenile, equivalent to a human preteen!

so really what’s happening here is a fantastic mother dashing outside with a broom to defend her 13-year-old son from the angry opossum that he just found in the trash can while taking out the garbage.

[mugwomps]

And quite clearly neither know what to do, really.

[flyingfishtailoutpost1]

I love how mom looks into the camera like “are you SEEING this shit?????”

[cosmicanger]

by 下班后的阳仔 on xiaohongshu

[daily-memory-of-touch]

You thought this was a rabbit? They thought this was a rabbit. That's fucking funny bitch, this is fucking Winnie the fucking Pooh. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck 4th of July

[kosmogrl]

[no-more-dead-dogs]

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

[subaru-copilot]

looks inside procrastination -> it's anxiety -> looks inside anxiety -> it's fear -> looks inside fear -> it's shame

[helenvaughans]

[ziptiesnfries]

i feel like an often-overlooked downside to 10-episode seasons and the death of the "monster of the week" format is that we get way less whump variety nowadays. used to be that there'd be dozens of opportunities for your fave to get punched or kidnapped or hypnotized or what have you. these days if it doesn't fit into the main plot, it just doesn't happen. this is a tragedy. we should be protesting.

[virgomoon]

people are so lucky i can't explode them with my mind