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Digital musician and certified extremely brain genious.

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You can listen to my music over here on SoundCloud.

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With the rollout of the recent name system change, you can now find me over at itsgrace on Discord!

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When I gave my son The Talk*, I knew it was important to be there for him by being prepared to answer complicated and uncomfortable questions**.

*Why Warhammer 40k's Emperor of Mankind wouldn't last two seconds against Sailor Moon in a fight where they're both at full power

**"But couldn't the Emperor use psyker abilities strong enough to stop time or teleport or move faster than the speed of light? How could Usagi even fight that?" "Well you see, my son, when Princess Snow Kaguya first attacked the planet Earth, the Silver Crystal retaliated by nullifying her attack and sending her so far away it took her four billion years to get back. The Emperor's teleportation powers couldn't nearly be that strong, or else the threat of the Horus Heresy would have been neutralised before it even began."

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the difference between a dnb producer and an idm producer is the idm producer can put out what would be a career defining highlight for the dnb producer once every few months but theyll title it some shit like "wiggly squiggly sunshine fiasco"

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THE GHOST OF CHAIRMAN MAO, WHO HAS BEEN FOLLOWING ME AROUND: These posts which claim to be "investing" in another post at a certain number of notes? They're ascribing value to social capital. Ignore these liberals.

ME: haha thats right chairman

THE GHOST OF CHAIRMAN MAO: And kill every sparrow you see

ME: no chairman

[ba1laur]

you inform the average gamer that the gerudo of zelda are orientalist caricatures and they start acting like you just shot their wife in front of them

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a man goes to see the doctor. "doctor," he says, "im a kleptomaniac!"

the doctor says, "and do you want to take something for it?"

the man says, "isnt it a bit sexist that its always a man in these jokes? like its some kind of presumed default."

the doctor says, "take something. do you get it? like take as in steal."

the man says, "doctor... i think i need to reassess my biases."

the doctor is nonplussed. "want to take something. as in having the urge to steal, because of the kleptomania," she says, because she was a woman doctor the whole time

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Conquered bin ghost

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cillian murphy turns 50 today? he looks like hes spent 20 straight years being 50

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just found out i share a home city with the zen pencils guy. i thought we cant have shit here but it turns out we have less than that

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stop scrolling and rest under the shade of this perfectly normal tree for a second :)

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My entire life before I first heard the guitar part in the recent Boards of Canada single is a distant dream now. It happened to someone else, not me.

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this might just be a "me" thing but personally if i was making an album about how a guy who called me a paedophile was trying to defame me i would make the album cover a photo of my hand wearing a glove which was NOT owned by the most famous paedophile in the world. again thats just my opinion but im just saying

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"intimidation tactics" probably has the most extreme loveliness-of-phonemes to loveliness-of-meaning ratio out of any phrase in the english language. if it meant something else i would say it every day

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*walking past a garden* i see the intimidation tactics are in full bloom this time of year!

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"intimidation tactics" probably has the most extreme loveliness-of-phonemes to loveliness-of-meaning ratio out of any phrase in the english language. if it meant something else i would say it every day

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Reborn in Another World as Part of a Witness Protection Program

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johnny cash:

wore all black, called "the man in black"

covered nick cave and the bad seeds

covered depeche mode

covered nine inch nails

over the past week or so the reality that he was goth has been sinking its talons deeper and deeper into me

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free rhyme ideas for your next song:

"comatose" and "tomatoes"

"Luigi" and "squeegee"

"predicated" and "medicated"