the true powerbottom

I'm mr steal yo girl

[tastefullyoffensive]

I think he likes it. (photo via pebes)

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[stability]

[menpale]

[auckie]

My parents just switched me from wet to dry food and it’s fucking ruining my life

[todaysbird]

you haven’t appreciated blue jays until you’ve seen pictures of them up close with wings outstretched

x

[fieldbears]

“put me the fuck down”

[wildwood-faun]

I’ve only seen these lads in pictures and I never realised how BIG they were???

[mdthwomp]

Yeah but bluejays are assholes, so…

[brunhiddensmusings]

theyre basically crows that went to prep school instead of maturing as a person

[bluedawn5]

King’s Quest

[harlequill-deactivated20190613]

The only theft headcannon involving Miles anyone’s allowed to have is that one time he accidentally “stole” some crayons from Applebee’s and was just so distraught he turned himself in.

Miles, sobbing: “I’m so so sorryy, dad. YooU hh;;avee,, ,to aarrest m.”

Officer Davis: “No, Miles, it’s okay. The restaurant gave you those crayons. Also you’re 5.”

[demandean]

OP is clearly forgetting the fact that Miles Morales steals the heart of everyone he meets and he doesn’t even realize it

[katniss-everbeans-deactivated20]

😭

[cartoonkate]

“Are you eating Play-doh?” 

“No.”

[veryfunnymemes]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[coolthingoftheday]

Aside from bees and butterflies, bats are one of the most important pollinators on the planet - especially in tropical and desert regions. 

(Source)

[executionerbarbie]

lost in the sauce

[jenny-holzer]

[throwbackblr]

l couldn’t stop thinkin’ about gettin’ high. lt was time to get help. Half Baked (1998)

[bad1dimagines]

2017 mood

[spikeghost-deactivated20240530]

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

So the latest corporate strategy to appeal to millennials is…pretending you’re committing suicide????