[innerchildabortionclinic]

[10001gecs]

Post cunt

im posting as fast as i can. and dont call me that

[ror2]

[singingwound-deactivated2024111]

a man with his phone in his hand just said to me ‘hey i don’t have my apple watch on me can you tell me what time it gets dark today’ and i was like i have no idea sorry and kept walking and i heard him say to his siri ‘what time is darkness today’ ????????? ???????

[psychotickinesis-deactivated202]

Doess anyone know if we have darkness again today

[not-supernatural]

No it gets better please don’t stop

i like how this sounds like you’re trying to convince me not to kill myself when in reality you’re telling me not to stop watching supernatural

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

my beautiful infant son Untitled Document

[sewerfight-deactivated20250114]

Kind of a Reddit AITA post but sometimes it is a little funny to fuck with people in ways that deliberately conform to a stereotype of what they must think of you. the other day I was talking to my friend and I randomly said that I wanted a pet chimpanzee. I'd dress it in person clothes (dungarees and hats) and I'd teach it to love science fiction. And this girl nearby was like "you know how dangerous those things are, right? Also how unethical it is to keep an ape as your pet for your own amusement" and I was already seeing where the conversation was going so I was pretending ignorance like "yea but it wouldn't just be for my amusement. It would have practical points too." And she ignored that statement entirely to say "Well chimpanzees can rip faces off" and I was like. What's the most frustrating thing I can say now. Finally settled on "Mine wouldn't do that though." and you could tell she wanted to hurt me very very badly. Like a chimpanzee would if I had one as a pet

[gnagster-deactivated20140907]

i put the :// in http://

[cikero]

[names my sons cain and abel] alright. get to it

[oneheadtoanother]

[gjjuddmk2]

[tomatoshoup]

[kamikkyu]

no context

[tateratots]

Rose O'Neill knew what was up

[tateratots]

you Wish you has a monster wife as big and tender as this

[insomnivee]

[hamsters38]

falin descuido venga la alegría

[kaijudove]

that chimera ain't right