Attack on Titan If They Were on a Reality Show
- I just wanted to write what I think our beloved characters would do on a drama reality show and the pure, raw chaos that I just know would take place. In this the reader is with
-thee biggest man whore there is in existence. he looks good on camera and this man knows it and always indulges the ladies if they are fine and down for whatever. no strings attached though, he makes sure to make that clear throughout the show that no one can tie him down. except mikasa, but that’s another storyline.
-he owns multiple clubs and businesses and never misses an opportunity to make it known for the cameras that his spot is the hottest in town. with multiple pictures on instagram of the wild nights aswell as teasers for his eccentric, dedicated fanbase.
-his biggest conflict would be the fact that he runs away from commitment a lot, if you want to scare this man, write commit on a piece of paper and he will damn near piss himself. the most popular example was between him and mikasa, although she’s his well loved, well taken care of wife and mother of his three children. when their relationship first started, eren was hell in a cartier watch. always up to something he didn’t have no business until mikasa, pulled a him on him, then he gathered himself and stood proudly, chest up at that alter.
-most definitely high asf in confessionals and talking the most shit. the real definition of a sassy man, especially when annie and mikasa was beefing. the man dragged annie in them confessionals and in person every time she tried to come for his girl. and was quick to hit her with the “they just jealous of you, look at you and look at her.” every single time. he also talked a lot of shit when him and jean got into it. “i know he is not trying to argue me down in skinny jeans.” and quick to tell jean that he needs to get his money up not his funny.
-reunions are always messy with him there too, either he instigating or he is the drama, ain’t no in between. sometimes even you have to tell his ass to shut the hell up and let folks talk without egging shit on. “im just saying, me personally-” he said before you cut him off. “me personally my ass, shut up.” you interjected, gaining laughs from the live audience whilst he rolled his eyes light heartedly.
-baby one of the baddest who ever did it. besides you. but of course bad bitches stick together so y’all are the best of friends, always doing things y’all ain’t got no business together. especially when mikasa wasn’t married, you two was always in something.
-she’s cool and stunning and all about her money. she’s an social media influencer but owns two business on the side, one of them being her very own spa. which is the best place if you want to get a relaxing facial or message, she’s truly a gem in her field of work and knows what works.
, her confessional looks always eat and she says what everyone is thinking usually. and if anyone does have a issues, she has no problem backing up anything she has to say in those confessionals. and that’s one of the main reasons people love their beloved mi because she is relatable and values her audience, while also still being able to back herself up.
-her biggest conflict was her beef with annie, which went on longer than it should’ve. when mikasa hosted her skincare line’s reveal party, annie came in with unfinished business with some random and let’s just say, she didn’t get to reveal anything that night and was pissed. when she confronted annie about it, she got disrespectful and of course, the woman can only take so much so, with one more disrespectful or disregarding comment, annie and her got physical.
-what made things worse is when you were friends with both of the ladies and production requested for you to organize a sit down between the two, to hash out their issues with one another. but that didn’t go well either. “can y’all calm down, damn!” you yelled, right before mi punched annie in her face and the rest was history. they cool now though and way more stronger together than apart, collaborating together for a collection of body shimmers that were extraordinary and popular on almost every social media platform.
-the voice of reason. and that gets him more play than he will let on, that soft voice and pretty face makes the women swoon for him all the time but he doesn’t pay them no mind, too blindsided by his crush on a certain woman. you. but he would never tell you that, too scared of what you’re reaction would be. although you and the fans could see it and thought it was cute how he would look at you with so much love and hang on to your every word.
-but his upside with the fans is that he was always the reasonable one when it came to the men and their drama and boy, did they have a lot of it. and being best friends with the biggest drama king, you can only imagine the stress this man goes through trying to get these big adults babies to see eye to eye.
-and when that stress does come, he’s quick to come to your house and rant you about it whilst snuggled under some blankets and eating snacks. “im done trying to help these damn lunatics, they can kill each other for all i care.” he says, too over their constant head butting and you are quick to be a safe space for him, letting him angry rant to you whenever he liked. telling him constantly that he didn’t have to apologize for the cursing, you cursed like a sailor anyways
-armins conflict was surprisingly with his best friend earlier on in the show because armin’s modeling career had started to take off and he no longer had time to play right hand man for eren. so they weren’t on speaking terms for months before they had a sit down with each other, armin letting eren know that both of them were grown adults but would still be thick as thieves. “you don’t have the luxury of me picking up after your shit any more, eren.” armin said to a shocked and slightly proud eren, who had just found a new respect for blondie and with that they made up.
he lowkey messy too though, like he loves the mess some time but likes to keep that innocent boy image for as long as he can although sometimes the fans clock him on his ways and you do too, in a joking sense. “you know you liked the chaos, just be lying to lie.” you said, once the cameras were off of you both. “she had that coming, im not going to even lie.” he snickered, mischief gleaming behind those blue eyes.
as stated above, you are one of the baddest to ever step on screen. and have a lot of personality which is always amazing for the television world. you bring the looks, the drama and the energy and that’s what the fans love about you. never is a scene with your presence in it ever boring and they eat it up every time. and your commentary when shit is popping off is unmatched and so are your facial expressions, always sitting in a corner with armin or mikasa watching and taking in everything.
-they also love how about your business you are, being an influencer, owning your own clothing brand and giving good quality ass television wasn’t easy, but you made it look effortless. you also became somewhat of a fashion icon through the show, you stellar outfits and new hairstyles catching the eyes of many.
-you are never afraid to speak your mind to anyone and you tell it how it is to even your own friends because everyone needs an honest friend who will pick you up when you fall but also put belt to ass when you need to be held accountable. it’s what made you gain a lot of friends on the show, they know that you’re real on and off camera.
you’re also a girls girl to the heart, you never want to see women fighting over a man especially if she’s a friend of yours. ‘sasha, baby he is not worth your time or effort.” you said, to sasha who was hell bent on lying, cheating ass connie for a long time. and before she could say something you came back wth the quickness, “and that i love him shit is out the window, he’s shown himself to you time and time again.” you said finishing this before she could object or make excuses for his sad ass behavior.
-your biggest issue was with historia because when mikasa first introduced you both, she took it upon herself to make slick comments thinking they went undetected. so you being you, you politely addressed her and things went out of control from there but afterwards she most definitely kept it classy around you and you did too, maturing pass it. until the reunion where you saw the posts she made online about you, not wanting to let that bother you until a particular one came up, insisting that you slept around to get onto the show. that didn’t end well for her.
