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Lonely Hearts Club 💕

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Had the best night ever stuck in a parking garage with a dead battery

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I’m just thinking about how fucked up The Watchers is. Did you guys read that book?

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Hello selves out there I just want to remind you:

Hail Raatma!

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map of my pussy tbh

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On this day I will purchase a new handbag as well as a sensible charm and a bottle of fragrance to go with it

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I’m mad because I went to the store and to get food with my bf and I got so overstimulated and he told me my ‘mood swings’ were outrageous 🙄

[beemovieerotica]

if you work in a creative field...or if you do creative hobbies like writing or drawing...you need to make friends with people who don't do those things. you need to befriend normie Steve who has never written a story in his life. and this is because when you are in a creative job or hobby and spend all your time doing that thing, surrounded by very capable people, who you inevitably compare your own progress and skills to, you forget what the baseline human skill at that thing is. and it's usually zero. normie Steve has not written a story since the 3rd grade when his teacher made him do it. he's very good at other things that are not storytelling - but if you tell normie Steve that you wrote a full 300-page book from start to finish, he will think you're some kind of savant. he does not know ANYONE else who has done this. you need this perspective. because when you're constantly on Let's Write Stories dot Com then everyone on Let's Write Stories dot Com will inevitably be like "oh of course everyone on earth has written a book or several at this point!" and you canNOT let yourself think that. that is not even close to the average human experience. you are in a bubble. do not put yourself down. do not give up.

[pppariahhh]

Now I am going to watch Pocahontas and probably cry

[a-book-of-creatures]

They should make hollow, fragile sugar candies exactly the size and shape of a lightbulb to safely satisfy the body’s natural need to eat lightbulbs whole

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Being in a relationship with me is so fun because when I catch you watching porn and jerking off IN MY BED while you are NEXT TO ME,,,

you get to do my laundry AND buy me lunch AND buy me something from the mall

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Trying a hot kid’s milk for the first time I guess

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Wow. Baby Milk. Nothing like it. I’m really enjoying it. Who knew. It contains milk.

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Trying a hot kid’s milk for the first time I guess

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Every time this man asks me what I want to eat he just ends up ordering what he wants anyway. Which is fine. At least he got me chili dog this time 🤷🏼‍♀️

[viralfrog]

[noonwalkdiary]

i was so fucking sad when i was 14 and now when i fold my laundry or see a pool of moonlight on the floor of my bedroom i know that miracles exist. i see love in everything. love sees everything in me too

[dollcoil]

me when i have a bone to pick Lol idk.. im not really sure which one to choose

[64mpg]

*has the worst mood swing you’ve ever seen in your life* haha sorry about that. what’s up

[pppariahhh]

me at work