Practically Perfect Shipping In Every Way

Mary and Bert here to help you with all relationship advice and talk about the love that is so clearly in the air! Don't hesitate to send in an ask if you're a Carthay student or citizen, we're here to help.

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I am so happy that Meg confessed her love for Panic

Love drives people to do crazy things! Takes guts, so 'atta girl!

~Bert

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Anyone want to fill up that post? Come on ladies and gent's, fill'er' up!

~Bert

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Yeah, I think Meg is still with Panic even though they don't act like it.

I thought so. Well, that does dampen the other idea a bit. 

…what’s up with them, then, if they don’t act like it?? Either you’re in or you’re out, you two!

~BERT

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((nope, dear anon. ))

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I really want Jesse Lefou and Belle Barbot to get together!

That would be a sight to be’old! I myself ‘aven’t seen much interaction of the two, but now I might have to skulk around and watch a bit more closely. 

~Bert

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Basil and Angela are really, really sweet together.

I agree with this opinion. The Brits gotta stick together. 

Just a lit’l humor there.

~Bert

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I really want Meg and Hades to get together

Oh, there’s an idea! Is she still with the other lit’l guy, though?

~Bert

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The empty post makes me sad. Send in your opinions, ladies and gents. I'm feeling a bit outta the loop. 

~Bert

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I really want Rizzo and Cogsworth to get into a real relationship.

Per'aps you just need to lock the two in a room together. She's bound to show him the what for after a bit, maybe?

~Bert

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I think Ariel can do better than Ber

Aw, well that’s a shame. I don’t think they look so bad together. ‘ave some faith, lit’le grey friend.

~Bert

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So do I 'ave to assume there isn't anythin' going on with any of you ladies and 'gents?

~Bert

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Am i the only one that thinks Cogsworth and Rizzo should get together?

.... I can't say, let's take a vote, eh? You ladies and 'gents got any opinion on the matter? feel free to send a post with couple you like/don't like/ just want to see. I can make a list of your suggestions! I like this idea. 

But a bit more specific, I can see your point. Crossed me mind a few times.

~Bert

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Evenin' ladies and 'gents. Poking around the post!!

~Bert

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what do you think of Rancis and Jubileena?

Are they a thing? Clue me in, gov’ner, I’m a bit be’ind on this one.

~Bert

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What's your opinion on the Hades/Zero/Hook debacle?

'as it become a debacle, then? 'asn't Hades known Zero for a while now? SO if he was a bit short coming up to tell his feelings to the girl or whatever it is 'e's dealing with, not like he can blame anyone.. Of course Zero is sweet as sugar, and Hook is a bit… we'll, e's not.  Buuuut, who can really say, am I right?

~Bert

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Ladies and 'Gents, I'm out and about should anyone feel like dropping a post. ~ Bert

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I ship Andrea with Andy. NO REGRETS.

Oh my. Thank you for your opinion. Do you happen to know if they’re more than friends? I’m not one for gossip usually, so you’ll have to help me with that.

~Mary