.hello.

[tastefullyoffensive]

I can't exactly explain why this is true, but it is.

[hell0-there-lady]

others: “so, how ~southern~ are you?”

me: “The entrance of my hometown has a shrimp boat sitting in the main street. At Christmas theres a shrimper Santa and alligators pulling him instead of reindeer.”

others: “what?!”

me:

[dexflexington]

Cajun Santa, bring me the gumbo and buckets of mud bugs

[meanplastic]

[jakemorph]

[witchgiggles]

[mens-rights-activia]

Like jokes aside this is so scary and sad, I really hope he’s still okay

[cowboisupreme-blog]

Don’t worry, he’s ok! He posted this on Instagram a few days ago:

And he posted this recently as well

So, yeah, it’s really shitty that he went through that, but at least he’s healthy and safe.

[b00bconnoisseur]

I DIDNT SEE THE LAST PICTURE LAST TIME

[salamander-xander]

The only version of this ill reblog because I AM THANKFUL HE IS SAFE!

[cherryaire]

is no one going to talk about the fact that his username is it’s bobbybiiiiitch what a legend

[venuskissed-deactivated20170930]

queen of getting thru it!!! even if I gotta cry along the way….bitch imma get through it!!!!

[bobert-drake]

just one look and I can hear a bell ring

one more look and I forget everything

OH OH

MAMMA MIA

H E R E I G O A G A I N

MY MY

HOW COULD I

[feministism]

[deactivated8888-deactivated2018]

[cizayox]

This is honestly what i look like in my minds eye

[feministism]

[thebootydiaries]

Someone: why do u always say u feel sick

Me: because, my sweet dude, I literally cannot determine the line between my mental illness and physical unwellness anymore. I am Literally Always Ready To Die I am in a constant state of uncomfort my guy it always makes me feel like I'm gonna be ridin the queasy train to regretville

Me: haha

[haemon-remade-blog]

me: *literally says anything*

therapist: can you…. give me an example?

me, someone who has memory problems:

[just-shower-thoughts]

If the world is 4.5 billion years old, let’s scale that to 45 years, humans have been on it for 4 hours and have destroyed 50% of the world’s trees in 1 minute. That’s crazy.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Opera is when you scream music in cursive.

[miyku]

me after 3 hours sleep 

mother : are you all right? me :  

[teuer]

IMPRISONED FOR HIS CRIMES

[oofology]

Who

[teuer]

H

[nick-avallone]

does anyone else get uncomfortable when your pet sees you naked? like you’re so pure you shouldn’t be seeing this

[popipoyan-deactivated20240919]

where do daytime animals go at night anyway,,ive never seen one,, the fear i would feel if i was outside after dark and a duck walked past me is indescribable 

[ironthrrone]

— she is gone, but  she used to be m i n e.

waitress (2016)