Salamander

trinket-hoarding goblin. tender farmhand. rogue circus clown gallivanting through the streets. ethereal forest nymph shoved haphazardly into a corporeal body.

[samdraws]

um hey… you wanna buy a TURNP

[byjove]

the whole “drag queen story time” moral panic is absurd but it’s so darkly funny when someone on the right starts talking about their opinion that drag queens are “””inherently sexual””” and the more you listen, the more it sounds like they’re just sexually attracted to drag queens and don’t know what to do about it

[guerrillatech]

[afloweroutofstone]

New York Times workers are striking tomorrow for the first time in 44 years.

Tomorrow, December 8th 2022, stay off of the NYT website, don't listen to any of their podcasts, don't play Wordle, nothing

[mobydyke]

being an adult is just dragging urself kicking and screaming to things that you will enjoy and that will be good for you

[mobydyke]

clenching my teeth and muttering under my breath "you'll be happy you did it you'll be happy you did it you'll be happy you did it" as I physically force myself out the door to go Do Things

[mobydyke]

being very firm with myself every time I think about bailing and saying "no. you committed to this. it will improve your quality of life. you will enjoy it. now put on your big boy pants and go."

[polyhymniaagain-deactivated2024]

Honestly I hope the rail workers strike and I hope it does disrupt my Christmas plans some because it’s a sign labor still has power. Strikes and protests that don’t actually inconvenience anyone are Pepsi ads not politics.

[lovely-v]

It’s that time of year where listening to This Year by the Mountain Goats can evoke a primal passionate rage

[leviathan-supersystem]

"ooooh nooooo but a rail strike around the holidays could cripple the economy" damn sounds like their labor is really really important and you should give them what they fucking want

[luigis-slut]

[elysiumcalled]

If I ask nicely who will rb this telling me what is the last song u listened to 🥺

[asexual-cryptid]

No children by the mountain goats but it’s sung by 2 octopi:

You are coming down with me hand in unlovable hand in unlovable hand in unlovable hand in unlovable hand in unlovable hand in unlovable hand in unlovable hand in unlovable hand in unlovable hand in unlovable hand in unlovable hand in unlovable hand in unlovable hand in unlovable hand in unlovable hand.

[lmaonade]

tip to all the trans men out there. there is nothing more masculine than standing a little too close to a TV with your arms crossed

[salamander-xander]

the last two years have felt less like 2021 / 2022 and more like 2020.1 / 2020.2

[leohtttbriar-deactivated2025082]

surprised no one on here is talking about the snoopy toy who they put in artemis i for the moon trip

[leohtttbriar-deactivated2025082]

he’s in a space suit y’all don’t worry

[duckdotcom]

*tips cowboy hat* I'm a simple critter, ma'am, don't need much more'n a steady supply o' water and a nice warm rock fer sleep'n on

[escuerzoresucitado]

[kaiedwardsartblog]

Spore prints - Kai Edwards.

[salamander-xander]