Killius Propaganda Machine

Freyja (Lumienarc). She-human. Preacher of the Church of Killius. Join us, we are totally a cult.

[iamabsurdian]

Greetings, Hellsite Residents!

I am a tired veteran fujoushi, who is technically retired from RPF scene just because I am currently obsessed with everything from Kingdom Come: Deliverance because Hansry is holding me hostage. Also Oaths & Empires because apparently Hansry is not enough, they have to create Killius!

My usual tags are:

🌟 #fanfic snippet 🌟 #my wip for snippets and fanfic updates

🌟 #lumienarc for posted fics

🌟 #livestream clips are mostly clips I took from Tom McKay's livestreams, sometimes Luke Dale's if I like lol.

🌟 #tomsday clips if you are looking for Tom's clips specifically

🌟 #killius and 🌟 #oaths and empires for everything Killius and Oaths & Empires related because I am the Killius Propaganda Machine

You can find my AO3 profile here or my fanfiction masterlist here (currently only listing Hansry and Killian x Solus fics).

Take a look at this beautiful art of Hans Capon from my fanfic "The Master's Darling Wife" by liusia-piu. Words couldn't describe how I feel about how beautiful this piece is. 😭

So, heads up: I only post M/M fics, but I make some exceptions when it comes to short RPFs that I may write and post for my mutuals here. You have been warned.

My current speciality is smut with low stake conflicts, and sometimes fluff, but that's just Killius, sorry, no Hansry fluff.

I don't do drama and darker themes anymore because if I wanted those, I'd just see my own life, I don't need to engineer those into my fanfics. So, if you are looking for those fluffy, silly, smutty, largely uncomplicated love stories with happy endings, I'm your gal.

I curate the fanfics that I post because I have a chronic condition of not completing my writing and I am so bad at making oneshot. I also am a lore monster, so if you are interested in any AU I write and want to know more, you can ask me and I probably will give you a complete essay as an answer.

[luigiafterdark]

Krillian.

Also Solus is eating chips dont ask.

[2peachy]

[loveridden1999]

[iamabsurdian]

Watching random videos on IG, then this video came up: "If you have an X between your head line and heart line, it means you are a natural born witch."

Me: *checks right palm, left palm* "There is none. The allegation is untrue."

Me: *realises something when the palm is farther*

Shut up. 🤣

PS: I do have an X on my right hand too, but one of the lines is faint so it's not as prominent. And the X is small, unlike this one on my left hand. Which is actually fucking huge how did I say that it wasn't there in the first place, well, I wasn't wearing my glasses...

[iamabsurdian]

O&E is gearing up for Q&A with Luke and you can leave your questions in the comments of the post about this.

I, of course, want Luke to tell us how many siblings Killian actually has and what are the names of all the Blackrest siblings if not Killian, Jillian, Gillian, Lillian, Nell (short of Nillian), and Steve. Their father needs to be Maximillian. 🤣

I should have talked with Balth first so I could have said that in the question. It was stupidly funny. 🤣

(PS: Steve works at orange orchard and works parttime job at 7/11, the most normal child in the Blackrest family).

[iamabsurdian]

Dududu dududu du Steve.

[iamabsurdian]

wip game

Rules: you will be given a word. Then you share one sentence/excerpt from your wip(s) that starts with each letter of your word! i was tagged by @by-ilmater with the word HOUND! Thank you, loveliest Ash. I am going to use a bunch of WIPs because why did I have this many WIPs. Tiny RPF warning, small fluff warning, and thirsty Hansry warning. You may ask about any of the snippets. Tagging you, yes, YOU 🫵, you are hoarding multiple WIPs, aren't you? I choose you! (Well, if you want, no pressure 🤣). Anyway, your word is: GRAND

Henry was standing behind the glass wall, right under a circle on the ceiling that poured water like rain. Hans’ chest was tight. Heat pooled down, the undergarment he was wearing suddenly felt restrictive. The water had steam, obstructing the full view of Henry’s bare body. Henry’s eyes caught him. Hans saw him reach to a knob, which stopped the water. He approached the glass with eyes dark, sending uncontrollable sensation–part fear and part arousal–throughout Hans’ body. Henry slid the glass wall, opening a path to him. Hans’ eyes went rogue and unabashedly stared at Henry’s cock, which was resting between his legs, noticeably half-hard. He had seen that before, but right now, in the daylight without any obstruction, it was different.

One night, Killian woke up to a knock on his bedroom door. He almost jumped out of the bed, thinking that it might be an emergency. However, after a split second of listening, there was nothing. The storm was raging outside, but it was nothing out of ordinary. He approached the door cautiously, shaking off the drowsiness. There stood in front of him Solus’s twins in their sleepwear, clutching to each other.

“Um, Sir Hans, may I ask you why you asked me about my dressmaking ability?”

Next to him was a young woman with blond hair styled in Hollywood waves. Her sharp eyes lined like a cat, sparkly bronze on the lids. Her lips were dark brown today. She was wearing cream short-sleeved blouse and dark brown high-waisted trousers, and a purse hanging on her left elbow. She looked expensive. Hans knew she was expensive. She smiled mischievously and greeted Hans with cheek kisses.

“Don’t…” Luke murmured, “don’t make me scream.”

[boygirlwizard]

henry who the hell is that supposed to be

[robber-knight]

I drew a picture.

Uncensored here.

I have used up all my talent for the foreseeable future. But i have an idea for a companion piece for a modern AU kink fic i am working on.

Hope you like bye.

Every good story has a beginning, middle, and... end.

[iamabsurdian]

Bonus:

[olli-ii]

Also forgot to post this one here, whoops

[em1e]

what made u guys pick ur url's !

[sandstorm01121]

With my final breath, it is still your name I carry into the dark. I recently came across the "Twins at The Carousel" meme and immediately thought, "Yep, I HAVE to draw a Hansry version of this...!" So I rushed to make a mini animation for it!😳✨✨

[olli-ii]

Full version on bsky

[iamabsurdian]

Was checking this recipe and saw this comment

SKILL ISSUE, CHERYL.

By the way, if you are cooking with added pasta or any other type of noodles and afraid that the pasta or noodles will take over your soup or if you have texture issue, I recommend cooking the pasta/noodles separately, add the pasta/noodles at the time of serving.

I usually do this if I can't be sure the pasta/noodles will do as expected (I am just way too suspicious for my own sake), but also because I don't mind doing this.

I swear I am neurotypical, but I have stupidly picky palate, getting food components with correct texture is very important to me, so yeah. 🤣

I'd still eat it if it was wrong, but I wouldn't enjoy it, and if I were going to cook something, it better caters to my taste. I wish I can use my palate for anything else, but sometimes it's just a hindrance in my not-luxurious life. 🤣

[what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me]

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

[what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me]

If graphic design is your passion then !!! GET OUT !!! 🚫🚫👎‼️🥶🥶🚫

[iamabsurdian]

wip game

Rules: you will be given a word. Then you share one sentence/excerpt from your wip(s) that starts with each letter of your word! i was tagged by @by-ilmater with the word HOUND! Thank you, loveliest Ash. I am going to use a bunch of WIPs because why did I have this many WIPs. Tiny RPF warning, small fluff warning, and thirsty Hansry warning. You may ask about any of the snippets. Tagging you, yes, YOU 🫵, you are hoarding multiple WIPs, aren't you? I choose you! (Well, if you want, no pressure 🤣). Anyway, your word is: GRAND

Henry was standing behind the glass wall, right under a circle on the ceiling that poured water like rain. Hans’ chest was tight. Heat pooled down, the undergarment he was wearing suddenly felt restrictive. The water had steam, obstructing the full view of Henry’s bare body. Henry’s eyes caught him. Hans saw him reach to a knob, which stopped the water. He approached the glass with eyes dark, sending uncontrollable sensation–part fear and part arousal–throughout Hans’ body. Henry slid the glass wall, opening a path to him. Hans’ eyes went rogue and unabashedly stared at Henry’s cock, which was resting between his legs, noticeably half-hard. He had seen that before, but right now, in the daylight without any obstruction, it was different.

One night, Killian woke up to a knock on his bedroom door. He almost jumped out of the bed, thinking that it might be an emergency. However, after a split second of listening, there was nothing. The storm was raging outside, but it was nothing out of ordinary. He approached the door cautiously, shaking off the drowsiness. There stood in front of him Solus’s twins in their sleepwear, clutching to each other.

“Um, Sir Hans, may I ask you why you asked me about my dressmaking ability?”

Next to him was a young woman with blond hair styled in Hollywood waves. Her sharp eyes lined like a cat, sparkly bronze on the lids. Her lips were dark brown today. She was wearing cream short-sleeved blouse and dark brown high-waisted trousers, and a purse hanging on her left elbow. She looked expensive. Hans knew she was expensive. She smiled mischievously and greeted Hans with cheek kisses.

“Don’t…” Luke murmured, “don’t make me scream.”

[iamabsurdian]

That time I wrote smut for C's little prank before she went on a cruise 🤣

Of course it had to be Italian flirting

It is not in my section, but 'twas I who proposed that Hans said, "vuoi scopare?" to Henry within Radzig's earshot

Radzig continued to survive whilst protecting his idiot son and his son's lord of a boyfriend

Hanush continued to live in his blissful ignorance

It is still so funny to me because C cannot for the life of her write or even read smut (she is sex repulsed ace), but you know that's why you should have a relatively sex neutral ace who happens to be an experienced smut writer for a friend so you can do this kind of silly pranks. 🤣👍

[toyboy-molloy]

even funnier that no one fell for it because this is still me we're talking about here 😅

[iamabsurdian]

There is no way anyone who reads your fics would ever fall for it, but the shock over the sudden appearance of NSFW content in your fic was funny enough. 🤣👍

Everyone remembers your absolute disdain for the actual near NSFW fic that you wrote yourself. 🤣

If anyone needs to check what I am talking about, just remember you can always find it in the archives. C will never be able to erase that no matter how much she hates that fic. 🤣👍