Mouse Rat

Chris Pratt. Andy Dwyer. Burt Macklin. Peter Quill. Starlord. Owen Grady. Roleplay only. Not the real Chris nor am I associated with him in any way.

[phastos]

“Tell him about the dance-off to save the Universe.”

[tomhordy]

[prattpratt-pratt]

katiemcgrath: @prattprattpratt guuuurl? well, if you insist.

prattprattpratt: @katiemcgrath I was trying something...

[prattpratt-pratt]

taykitsch: @prattprattpratt Not gonna lie, hyped I get to say Starlord coached me on Twitter.

prattprattpratt: @taykitsch I’m here for all your social media coaching needs. Slide into my DMs any time. ;)

[chrisprattdelicious]

Source: https://www.instagram.com/prattprattnews/

[prattpratt-pratt]

katiemcgrath: i just want cake, siiigh

prattprattpratt: @katiemcgrath Get some cake. You deserve it, guuuurl #starlordpositivity

[prattpratt-pratt]

taykitsch: @prattprattpratt Always down for some random hate. It cracks me up, man. Haha, thanks for the reassurance, hu?

prattprattpratt: @taykitsch No problemo. It’s how I roll. #starlordpositivity

[prattpratt-pratt]

taykitsch: @prattprattpratt It's HEAVEN, dude. #itslikemysecondtweetever #sonewatthisshit

prattprattpratt: @taykitsch Twitter is just a place to get some weird shit and random hate sent to you. But it’s pretty hard to eff up. So, go crazy, dude.

[prattpratt-pratt]

taykitsch: A weekend of hockey, friends, and nothing but relaxing? I needed this. Time to get back to the daily grind, though. #stillnotsurehowtotwitter #imtrying

prattprattpratt: @taykitsch Sounds pretty dang awesome. #goodenoughfortwitter

[prattpratt-pratt]

katiemcgrath: things did seem quiet around here.

prattprattpratt: @katiemcgrath And that's awful.

[chrisxchrisxchris]

@prattprattpratt #whatsmysnack ?? LAMB SON! I’m excited to get back into posting stuff to social media after a much needed hiatus. Here’s what to expect: #videos #pictures #workouts #farmlife #michelobultra (I’m doing a commercial for them for the Super Bowl) #JurassicWorld #FallenKingdom #Avengers #InfinityWar

[mishasminions]

THE BEST IMPROVISED LINE

[prattpratt-pratt]

katiemcgrath: @prattprattpratt well, someone had to do it eventually

prattprattpratt: @katiemcgrath A few people have done it actually

[prattpratt-pratt]

katiemcgrath: eh, I guess it looks okay.

prattprattpratt: I got dumped @katiemcgrath

[jpnostalgia]

Jurassic World. Fallen Kingdom TRAILER

[schmiidt]

12 Days Of Chrismas: Day 4 → Chris Pratt on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

[marvel-is-ruining-my-life]