yeah

23 MI

[segamascott]

[akashicrecord]

My 5 year plan is to keep buying $8 frozen coffees until I die of preventable illness

[mparamu-lu-sicilianu]

Lu mè pianu di 5 anni è di cuntinuari a accattari caffè surgilati pi 6.86€ fina a quannu moru di malatìa privinìbbili

[akashicrecord]

You keep the devil's tongue away from me

[bobdylanyaoi]

smoking the shit that made oscar wild

[fairycosmos]

sorry for my spelling errors btw. it happens when youre a passionate woman

[akashicrecord]

my therapist: practice mindfulness, learn to be aware of the present moment

me being aware of the present moment:

[nycswebhead]

theres a new villain roaming around new york that has all the powers of a tapir. give me an hour or two im gonna go google what the fuck tapirs do ill let you know if we need to be scared

[nycswebhead]

OK it seems if you are fruits or berries this is really really bad news for you otherwise youre fine

[thisisdaddyspage]

Daddy likes Free shipping

[dogpuppy]

[shock]

[ddeerlybeloved]

just did a really good job of cutting a bagel there's no weird thin or thick parts it's all even all over. this is huge for me

[akashicrecord]

(pulls my thong to the side, revealing my southern-style crispy chicken sandwich)

[puppiesdoglover]

If you did not know you can look at puppys on the internet search bar for free and maybe even make friend with a puppy by going to puppy websites

[chicken-delight]

[rockdistributor100]

Life Could Be Dream

[rockdistributor100]

[puppiesdoglover]

Dogy named Pieceof Shit

[dogpuppy]

[toshio]