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How to Flirt, A Guide by Virgo, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces
How the Crystal Gems got the star symbol
Greg Universe had a star symbol
Rose Quartz became a fan of Greg and put a star on her outfit
Pearl saw Rose liked Greg so she put a star on her shirt as well
Amethyst put stars on her knees to make fun of Pearl
Garnet put a star on her outfit because the Crystal Gems are united on this one thing now.
except this:
I don’t know… this seems a little suspicious.
Yesterday a 17 year female, who attends Lancaster High School in California, was beaten by a football player, on school grounds, for being gay. After receiving over a dozen blows to her jaw, head, eye and head, all he received was a 5 day suspension by the Lancaster School District. She suffered from a fractured jaw and multiple concussions to the head and the Deputy Sheriff advised her mother to re-think her wanting to file charges against the football player because her daughter pushed him back. The school ended up documenting "assault" charges on the victims school file, NOT the football players!!! To make things worse, the Deputy Sheriff warned the victim, by saying, "Just so you know, if you file charges against him, I'm taking his side." We're attempting to raise awareness and bring this story to light because Lancaster High School is trying to sweep this "Hate Crime" under the rug!
Reblog if you care and please forward to everyone you know. P.S. CBS, KCAL 9 news are running the story tomorrow at 10pm.
Honestly what the fuck is wrong with people these days….
Another raging homophobic and misogynistic fuckboi who couldn’t stand the thought of there being a female bodily crevice his pathetic dick is not allowed into. Violence against women/members of the LGTBQ community needs to stop.
Or it’s a jewellery box…
what kind of jewelry box has usb ports. the truth is out there
It’s a fucking mirror
What kind of mirror has USB ports????????
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my personal highlight of april fools 2015 was youtube recommending darude sandstorm whenever you searched a song name
they also added a little music logo on some videos and if you clicked it, it would play darude sandstorm
all in all this is one of my favourite april fools jokes because it’s so subtle. it’s not huge and in your face like fucking coppy, it’s just a really small joke and it’s so much funnier because of that
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Things just transpired in my house hold that are equal parts offensive and hilarious… Here goes.
So my roommate, Dale, has a gf who does not live with us, but she’s here all the time. So Sunday when my gf was her we were on the couch and we kissed (scandalous, I know) and she saw it, and I’m pretty sure that’s the first time she’s seen us be affectionate, that’s neither here nor there.
So today she tells Dale she’s “uncomfortable” here and wants him to move out because she thinks me and my lady are going to hit on her or something, she doesn’t like living with lesbians, cause it’s not “normal”, so now I’m pissed. Then, Dale goes, “well you don’t live here, so it shouldn’t be a problem, just stop coming over”…things escalated and Dale is trying to break up with her, but she won’t leave our house….she locked herself in Dales room.
So, Dale barges in my room wearing a bathrobe and goes, “call every lesbian you know, we’re smoking this bitch out!” Then turns around and whips his robe like a cape…
And that’s the story of how there are 8 lesbians climbing through the window of Dales room…
Holy shit.
Only true 90’s kids remember Coppy.
ITS ONLY BEEN ONE DAY
Only true 90’s kids remember Coppy.
i’m already calling it by the end of tomorrow there’s gonna be a post with 35k notes saying “only true 90s kids remember Coppy” and then someone will reblog and add “ITS BEEN ONE DAY” and then the original poster will reblog it and just repeat themselves and say “only true 90s kids remember Coppy” but probably in all caps or bolded or something maybe italics
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Gabe Perez must have sapped it from him:
HAHAHAHA OH MY GOD
i love taylor swifts most recent album 1984
1984 is a novel by George Orwell, sweetie. I believe the album you are referring to is 1989. Nice try :)
wow really its not like i was making a joke or anything
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i’m already calling it by the end of tomorrow there’s gonna be a post with 35k notes saying “only true 90s kids remember Coppy” and then someone will reblog and add “ITS BEEN ONE DAY” and then the original poster will reblog it and just repeat themselves and say “only true 90s kids remember Coppy” but probably in all caps or bolded or something maybe italics
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So this is why he’s tired
i had a little too much fun snapchatting at target today…
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