My Name Is [Dan]

soph | 15 | california | biromantic | she/her| i'm just a depressed teenager who likes bands a lot and watches way too many youtubers

[danthetrashcan]

who needed a heart anyways? not me.

sorry phandom….

[cams-archive]

I’d really like to be taken out tbh. in a date way or a sniper way I have no preference

[typicalfeministkilljoy]

do girls really mature faster? or do we just excuse boys’ immaturity longer?

[thoughts-memories]

[mchaha]

2017 is like 6 months away and I still think 2007 was 3 years ago

[starlight-howell]

me [searching the beach with my child]: sorry honey, doesn't look like there's any sand dollars left

child: can't the ocean just make more of them?

me: and cause inflation? destroy the sand economy? jesus christ Tiffany, use your head

[disgrace-to-humanity-blog]

flower b o i s

rip ink

[catsfurever]

get u a girl who cant do either

[petitetimidgay-deactivated20240]

my time to shine

[nectarides-deactivated20190421]

remember meme for centuries

[lonequixote]

[tittytron]

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

[ironbound-oberon]

#if you’re wondering if this is for you #it’s probably for you

[iguanamouth]

i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said “ew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be there” and i said “well if its not supposed to be there then why does it grow there?” and he was really silent for a long time and then finally said “lets watch sonic the hedgehog”

[level27rogue-deactivated2020112]

tumors grow, are they supposed to be there?

its called “evolution”, just because its there doesnt mean its useful or wanted.

[geekandmisandry]

Local Man Compares Leg Hair To Cancer, Genuinely Thought It Was A Smart Argument. More At Six.

[newhampshit]

united states of america

east coast

west coast

the south

the midwest

[gunsandfireandshit]

Maryland 

[sophiaslittleblog]

God bless the person who added Maryland to this post.

[danizntonfire]

[unstablenasa-deactivated2017061]

depresssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

ing thoughts

[queerlove]

me: *catches myself being judgmental* me to me: i did not raise u this way

[baara]

“ok so in the middle of a vine my brother found a snake in the kitchen”

[shoggoth-the-bitch]

This is a work of art.

[eziocauthon89]

OK, but where was that vine going originally?

[growlift-deactivated20161002]

“wHOA W H AT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK”