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Show & Tell
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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JBB: An Artblog!
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This is my first published book! Its a small guide of tips and advice for helping one to adapt to ones first year in college. Know someone that might benefit from it? Share it!
School begins, finally
After roughly 2 months on a steady diet of video games, the gym and 4Chan I had the opportunity to finally apply myself again to school. I attended all my classes during the week, slowly deciding which ones I liked, and which ones I will be dropping.
Turns out I will be sticking to "Derecho a la Informacion" (The right to information), "Teorias del Periodismo" (Theories of Journalism) and a seminar about Copyright laws. Ill be auditing the Copyright seminar.
Classes are great but Im revisiting the complete disregard of other peoples time that Ive learned to reject of my South American identity. Every professor arrived no earlier than 20 minutes after class had already started. One class was completely cancelled, which wouldve been nice to have been notified about as it takes me a solid hour to get there. But whatever, I knew this was coming, I just need to be like water and adapt. Oh and instead of textbooks we get these giant stacks of photocopy paper, its actually sort of hilarious. Theyre cheaper than the real thing, but way weaker structurally. But hey at least you can write in them all you want!
The hardest part about all this? No one sees me as a South American. This is something Ive dealt with my whole life but it seems to hit harder when it comes from a South American than an American (lovingly dubbed "Yankees" in Argentina). I almost feel insulted when they switch to english, but I know thats not their objective and its me being insecure so I just swallow my pride and continue talking in Spanish. It can be frustrating but hey, that whole thing about adapting.
Also, on a incompletely related note, one of my side projects is so close to completion I can almost smell it! Seriously, when youre this close to accomplishing something that is literally, one of your lifes dreams, you start to get a little impatient. If things go well, itll be done by the end of April. Dont worry Ill be making an entire post of this soon.
La diluvia que viene (The flood that comes)
Well my first week here has spend nothing short of insane. I went to see a musical, La diluvia que viene, and tried to rearrange some new housing because I didnt pay 11K + rent money to live under a god damnhighwayfor the next 5 months. (I wish this was a comical exaggeration). Heres the story of this insane musical and everything else. Hit the jump
Why Gotham High could have actually been a good show.
So, for awhile, Warner Brothers seriously considered making yet another Batman animated series. While the classic 90s series and Batman Beyond were both great: they wanted to make an animated show where Bruce Wayne goes to high school, with all of his future villains, I guess. The actual premise has Alfred sending Bruce to a public school in an attempt to make friends to take his mind of his ever increasing obsession with building things to stop crime. (I love this premise). The picture above shows all the characters final teenaged designs (which I will go into further into this blog). While most fans were overjoyed when the project got canned, Im almost disappointed it did. Theres alot of potential here for a solid teen-drama with familiar characters and could have used their unique back stories to explain their own suffering as well as various other high school issues. Hit the jump!
Before you read any of this, please acknowledge that I am completely aware of how outlandish the idea of Bruce Wayne attending high school with every individual who has ever vowed to kill him is dumb, but suppress your Bat-disbelief for a few moments and see what I have to say.
Ok first off, Im gonna go over the character designs for the show. Right of the bat theres a couple of things I would immediately change.
Bane: As much as I love his design (lovable, unexpectedly smart jock would be his character) as well as the nice foreshadowing to what he becomes via his beanie, Id take him out of the show completely. Bane never had a chance at a normal childhood, let alone an adolescence. He spent his time in an abusive prison living out a sentence that wasnt even his. To protect himself, he would have to hide a shiv inside his teddy bear named Osito. Him being in this show conflicts too much with Banes character.
All the characters with visible extreme abnormalities (Freeze, Ivy, Joker, Croc Two-Face ect): Make them look like "normal" human beings. All the characters change into their villainous roles do not occur until adulthood. This should reflect that. I mean is no one in the administration worried that one of thier students has BLUE skin, or a completely white face?
Joker: Dont make him Joker. He can still be in the show, but it should be subtle. I would imagine him as a kid who rarely gets screen time and is often ignored by the other students because they find him incredibly boring. That or he has so much emotional baggage on him that none of the students even want to deal with him, lest they become his vessel for venting. Hell Id even say make him crack a joke or too (but make it scarce).
Scarecrow: I actually really like the design, but get rid of his noose. Im pretty sure that kind of thing would put everyone on suicide watch.
Penguin: If you can ignore the fact that he would probably not be attending public school because of how rich the Cobblepots are, Id make him dress snapier. Hes rich, and hes not afraid to show it.
Riddler: Look at the above picture. Edward is getting his shit handed to him by Croc because I guess hes the scrawny nerd character? Wrong. Riddler needs to be the tall handsome smartass know-it-all. The guy who always tries to be the best at whatever he does. But gets beat everytime by -- you guessed it, Bruce.
Clayface: While the visible homage to Clayface is clever (with the ceramic-class apron and all that) Matt Hogen is a bad choice. Instead it should be Basil Karlow, the actor who later became Clayface. Karlow would also serve a much better teen drama-esque character: hed be the drama kid who constantly finds himself frustrated because he always gets the second biggest parts in Gotham Highs school productions, never the lead.
Now that we have our cast of characters, I can already imagine some high school scenarios our lovable villains could be cast in. Take the following picture for example:
Here we see Two-Face and Ivy brawling it out in a school presidential debate. As Harv points at Pamela with I can only imagine him saying "You cant vote for HER, shes a huge slut!" as his only retort. These characters can easily implement their future selves into current situations.
I can see Scarecrow bringing a fake gun to school, to scare his bullies. (Ah yes I forgot to mention, Scarecrow would be consistently bullied throughout the show. I would also have Bruce stick up for him once or twice, just for dramatic purposes). With this scenario we can cover the school shooting requirement of our show, except we wont have a now somewhat famous rap artist in a wheelchair.
Ivy can become that annoying school hippy who tells the school and everyone inside of it to "go green!" (Get it, cause she will be green, eventually).
We can have an episode where Bruce tries to help Freeze talk to his crush, a cute girl in his class named Nora. (Do ho ho!)
We would obviously have an episode where Selina (catowman) tries to bone Bruce, and the episode would end about how you shouldnt have sex until youre ready.
The point is, there is obviously potential to be had here, plus the show would probably be incredibly awkward and probably would not last longer than a season for its complete lack of action. But hey, we can dream right? To conclude, heres a picture of Ivy and Harley as cheerleaders. (By the way all this art was official art, for the time that the show was being pitched).
Good air in Buenos Aires
Welp, after 24 hours of traveling I finally made it! Im in sunny Buenos Aires, where I will be staying with my uncle for a week or so in a nice hotel until I get acclimated and move in to my actual apartment and what not. I apologize for the lack of photos in this post, but there will be many more, dont you worry!
Orientation begins this Monday! Ill be meeting some old high school chums, as well as alot of people from Pomona College, apparently. Also this blog will not only be about travel but about other random musings I may have. Because blogs = narcissism.
IN return for your patience, heres a random picture from my hardrive.
Im back! Its been awhile. Now that the semester is over Ill be back with more reviews, journals about my life (lol livejournal), photos and blogs about my stupid opinions about pointless things.
Vidya Review, Slowpoke Edition: Dantes Inferno
Last year, the folks over at EA Games decided to make a video game adaptation of the first part of the Divine Comedy, Dantes Inferno. Yes I realize this review is very late but bear with me. I did not buy the game at launch because I felt the demo made it seem like a blatant God of War rip off. I only bought it recently because I was able to find the Europe exclusive Death Edition this summer and decided to play through it. Hit the jump to see what I really thought of the game.
Dantes Inferno casts the player as Dante, a poet who descends into hell so that he may walk its 9 circles and provide snide political commentary about those around him both living and dead. Oh wait, thats the book. The video game casts the player as Dante, a muscular shirtless crusader who wields Death's Scythe, kills demons and can damn or absolve souls like its no ones business.
You see, Dante was off fighting the good fight (the Crusades) and comes home to his father and wife, Beatrice, dead. Lucifer takes Beatrice away to lure Dante into hell so that he may use his soul to counquer heaven or something. Lucifers motivations are never too clear besides the "i wann conquer the universe with EVIL" bit. But Lucifer aint gonna make it easy on Dante, he must first travel and survive the 9 circles of hell.
Hell itself, is Dantes Inferno strongest aspect. While the level design itself is simple, the sounds and visuals that wrap around it to eerie to behold, yet capture the poems original sentiments almost perfectly. I couldnt contain the lit nerd inside of me when the 9th circle was in fact snow and ice. While one explores hell, there are ropes to be climbed, puzzles to be solved and mostly, demons to be killed. Now Dantes Inferno tries to add some customization with its combat. You have your scythe (melee) your cross (projectile) various magic attacks and relics that alter Dantes abilities or base stats.
Now, Dantes Infernos multiple flwas stem from the fact that other games have done everything Dantes Inferno is trying to do, better. Its platforming tries to be Prince of Persia and its combat tries to be God of War. And while the game is tolerable, its nothing I would spend $60 on. Im glad I waited for the price drop. Now I guess theres DLC available now, but I dont think Im going to purchase it. Dont get me wrong I enjoyed the game, it just wasnt anything special. If I had to express it one word it would be a resounding "meh."
Hondarribia. With special guest star France!
My next stop was to the coastal town of Hondarribia. Another picture of Spanish adorableness, this would be our last stop where we would be staying in a parador. In this instance, the best was certaintly saved for the last. We stayed within a castle-turned hotel with some of its original artifacts still used for modern day decorating purposes. We were also within walking distance of the beach and could clearly see the French coast from our room. We decided to go to France, because why not? Hit the jump.
While the room itself was small. The parador was an absolute bueat. The hallways where the guests stayed carried an almost labrynth feel to them as various stairways created pseudo-floors in between floors. Its difficult to explain in text and I didn’t take any pictures of this pheneomenon so one is just going to have to deal with it. We walked the entirety of the coast in one day just enjoying the sunshine and fresh ocean air. That evening we decided to go to France because the trip was less than 2 euros.
France is a pretty snazzy place. Specifically we were at Hidaya, a beach town. What was amazing about this place is that there weren’t really that many tourists. I only heard French, Spanish and whatever it is they speak in Basque country. The beach there was full of swimmers and children enjoying the various activities there were to be had. We walked the entire beach and explored the surrounding area for a little while. We decided to have dinner there, and almost stereotypically, it was actually quite good. After a nice enjoyable day at the beach, we took the tiny boat transport back to enjoy our last night there. But before all this, there is one thing I have to specifically discuss.
Milk. Vending. Machines. Along the town, my mother and I stumbled upon a milk vending machine. One machine, the one pictured on the right, will sell you a plastic 1 liter bottle for half of a euro. Then on the machine on the left, you can either get a full liter of milk for one euro, or half a liter for half of that price. The milk itself is absolutely delicious. Probably whole. (Oh god why)
The following day we went swimming in the early morn before our train to Barcelona departs later in the afternoon. I am actually on this train as I type this, but I wont be able to upload it until later because the train has no wifi. That’s a first world problem if I have ever heard one. Barcelona will be our longest stop on our trip and will actually be the place where I will be celebrating my 21st birthday. So that might be fun, I guess. In the meanwhiles, enjoy the photos.
Santillana del Mar, now with 100% less mar.
Our next stop in my insanse journey across Northern Spain es Santillana del Mar. An adorable little medievil town. Did I mention its adorable? We only stayed for one day and a half, but we got see the world famous Altamira Caves. What are these caves? Hit the jump to find out more!
Next to my parador, which was smaller than the last, there is a small plaza. Within this plaza there was a store selling all sorts of local goodies. Among them where fruit-flavored liquors subtly named "Son of a bitch" and fruit flavored candied named "Orgasms!" Just big boxes of orgasms. As we explored the town a little we mostly found tiny little shops. The entire town felt like something out of a recreation, but it was all completely legitimate. Renaissance Fairs, eat your heart out.
THe day however, was mostly spent in the Museum de Altamira. The museum houses the caves of altamira, a cave that contains some of the oldest cave paintings on earth. However, people visiting the caves actually started deteriorating these paintings because of foreign bacteria introduced by tourists so the ministry of culture of Spain actually shut them off to the public. To avoid a shit storm from the intellectuals and artists who feel they have a right to see these paintings, the government funded a project to create a perfect replica of the cave and its paintings. Using computers! Thanks government and technology!
The entire museum itself was a government funded project and it is quite amazing. However, if youre one of the creationist community, you probably wouldnt feel too at home considering the entire museum is about the origins of the human race. I for one, found it fascinating, and at only 3 euros it was a steal!
We then left for another four hour bus ride to Hondariba, where I am right now. This parador used to be a Spanish castle, and it overlooks the beginnings of French territory. So hopefully I can add France to my list of stops on this trip. We shall see.
Santiago has left Santiago, and onto Santillana del Mar! Part 2 of 2
Well Santiago has come and gone, but Santiago must leave Santiago behind. And probably work on this nasty narcissism Ive developed. Anyway. After a not-as-abad-as-expected ten hour bus ride, we finally made it to Santillana del Mar. But my next post is going to be about that. This one is all about Santiago (not I but the place). Hit the jump.
As we drove into our Parador, Los Dos Reis (NOTE: A parador is a special kind of hotel found exclusively in Spain, theyre hotels that have been built inside important historical locations) we stood in awe of the Cathedral of San Santiago. (See picture above) I was here, this is where the farthest part of my known ancestry reaches. It was an incredibly surreal experience, as if my bloodline came full circle.I wish my father could have been here.
The first day involved us getting settled and exploring the town until the sun set. The streets, like the rest of Spain, were very claustrophobic but the town had an lively energy to it. On more than one occasion, we encountered a band playing on the narrow streets. The fun part was that the drummer would have their entire kit on a small 4-wheeled electric platform so he could keep up with the rest of his band without ever leaving his drums. How he played and drove the machine was something I wish I could have figured out.
That evening we decided to eat out. Now, Santiago is famous for its seafood, so thats what I went for. I shared with two of our traveling companions a giant paella-esque dish of boiled rice and lobster. The meat was cooked to perfection and the rice was an incredible compliment to it. I loved every bite. Following dinner, we explored the city at night. It was vibrant, families were spending quality together, it put such a big smile on my face. We actually stumbled upon a street carnival where we got ice cream and rode a questionably built ferris wheel. But we were in luck! To our ignorance, it was the last day of the celebrations of Santiago, so we got to be on the Ferris wheel while a fireworks show assaulted our senses. It was all so right.
The following day, we were set to head out early in the morn', but beforehand we had time to explore the chapel and give a few prayers to our loved ones. The place is so rich with history and beautiful art. Its sort of a shame that they turned it into such a tourist attraction. Hell about 100,000 make the trek of "El Camino de Santiago" just to see this spectacular cathedral. Depending on where you start and what path you take, the trek can last anywhere from half a day to weeks. Future challenge? Noted.
Now we find ourselves in Santillana del Mar, a quaint little Medieval town in northern Spain. Keep checkin back folks.
Santiago's in Santiago. Part 1 of 2.
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My experience in Salamanca in one image.
Cartoonish Thoughts: Dan Vs.
As the trip to Salamanca comes to a close, and my tour of the posadas of Nothern Spain begins (Ill discuss in detail in an update tomorrow, the 30th) but today I wanted to write about a little less serious. So Im gonna write about cartoons. Since I have no Netflix, Im stuck with Mastertoons, a streaming website that exclusivly shows cartoons. I post on /co/ alot, and there are always threads about this show, Dan Vs.. Personally, I have never heard of it, so I decided to give it a shot. My thoughts after the bump.
The show Dan Vs. can be seen on a channel called "The Hub" I have no idea whether or not this is a thing, but this is what wikipedia told me, so bear with me.
The show revovles around Dan (the guy with the TNT plunger). Dan is a guy who lives in a crappy apartment, is apparently unemployed and hates everything and everyone with a passion. The episode always begins with something happening to Dan caused by some outside force. When Dan screams the name of the person/thing he vows revenge upon, the title of the show appears as "Dan Vs. The Ninja" for example. Dan often shows verbal disdain and scorn to everyone around him, including his friends. However whenever Dan does feel sentiment towards something (usually his pet cat, Mr. Mumbles) it is legitimately heart warming and a nice change of pace.
While he is the protagonist, Dan would be nothing with his best friend Chris. Now, Chris is an interesting character in the sense that he is not interesting at all and completely one-dimensional. According to an interview Im too lazy to link to at the moment (lol, editorial journalism) both Chris and Dan are based on the shows creators. If this is true, the guy who Chris is based off of must have the personality of a deck chair. Chris is not very funny, and serves primarily to be Dan's yes man, never questioning his illegal or dangerous plans to exact revenge for usually petty things. Strangely enough, Chris also brings his wife to the table, Elise.
Elise is slightly more interesting. Elise has a whole secret life behind her, she was a ninja at 14, builds super computers for fun and works for a "Quasi-governmental secret service that is above all international law." But no one knows this. The most confusing aspect of this show is Elise's and Chris' relationship. Theyre married, but not only is Chris totally spineless but hes unemployed. Shes totally fine with this. Even weirder, shes ok, and even supportive of Chris helping Dan with his revenge schemes.
But despite how bland the characters are by themselves (except for Dan) when they come together they actually have a really good chemistry between one another. And admittingly, I really enjoy the episodes where Dan takes on things such as "New Mexico", "Art" and the "Animal Shelter." The voice work is solid with alot of guest stars appearing as one-shot characters. If you have nothing better to do and want to try out something new, give Dan Vs. a shot. Its not the best show in the world, but god damnit there are plenty of other worse shows on both Nick and Cartoon Netwrok know to at least validate Dan Vs. existence.
"All Borders stores are closing."
Brb, jumping off building. (But not really)
Awesome.