prehysterical

very musical and very gay playing piano for “Finding Neverland” on tour instagram: @danielgittler

[crystalqueer]

My sister said the birds in her town were acting weird and I was like uh-huh whatever and then she sent pictures and

Now I’m terrified.

[i-am-a-fish]

cowboy bees!!!!!! would say beehaw🐝

[unsettlingstories]

Cursed image.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Good morning to everyone except this person!

[astraldemise]

god nerfed me by making me allergic to garlic and sunlight

[valquita]

so, a vampire?

[astraldemise]

i can confirm that i am not a vampire as i have blood

[nisslaboratories]

Is it your blood?

[astraldemise]

it is blood, yes

[nisslaboratories]

Is it blood that has always belonged to you, from the moment of your spawning?

[astraldemise]

it is blood, it is in my possession, therefore it is my blood

[tahthetrickster]

[laserdeadpool]

im completely losing it over this gif

[bace-jeleren]

Somebody please reverse this gif I have a feeling it will be 100 times more funny in reverse. Please.

[island-delver-go]

Here you go!

[bace-jeleren]

YES!!! YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!

[prestidigitasn]

MORE PHOTO

[dewgongo]

“oh i forgot to make dinner”

“guess we’re having takeout tonight!”

[flaming-fruitcake-deactivated20]

Mom, after talking about hook up culture: Like I know you wouldn’t just have sex with someone you don’t even know. Someone you just met that night and gave your body, allowed them the gift of your body to them! Right?

Me, her thot of a son:

[flaming-fruitcake-deactivated20]

Mom after talking about safe sex:

Mijo you need to always be safe! I know you are smart enough to know but I want to make sure I tell you.

Me, with my FWB’s nutt in me:

[afatlittledog]

me @ the demons that stand at the end of my bed:

it’s a lot warmer under the covers if you wanna come cuddle

[wrenchswango]

you’re a mean one…. mr. Binch…..

[lonelyroommp3]

what’s wrong with les mis

victor hugo failed in his duty to visit a psychic before writing it who would have warned him that 150 years in the future his decision to include nine shippable twinks as minor characters in his magnum opus would lead to the development of one of the most insufferable fandoms of the twenty first century

[bidoof]

*youth pastor voice* here’s something that’s “on fleek”…….the lord

[seeinggsounds]

DELETE THIS

[sodiscreetlysympathetic-deactiv]

[barebackinq]

Me: Mom I don’t think I am getting any better, I still feel sick…

Mom:

[stillglowinstillcrowin-deactiva]

Can you imagine how fuckong nuts straight people would go if they had the ability to hear ABBA’s dancing queen the way gay people do

[55v]

Mr Brightside

[shego420]

the implication that mr brightside belongs to the straights is the foulest and most horrible thing i’ve ever been forced to read in my life

[parkway5-deactivated20140129]

Have you ever looked at yourself and been like nope

[slutmyfuck]