there’s 12 feet in a foot

jen | she/her | my sleep cycle is a mess

[kitsuunix]

Saw this on twitter honestly loosing my mind over it.

https://x.com/mekklord/status/1778678608543752285

[oleander-teacup]

and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

[pavlover-boy]

has this one been done yet

[konfettiklownmoved]

shut the fuck up jerry i know luigi looked beautiful you are just a miserable little hater and ur mad bc nobody wants to marry u meanwhile ppl everywhere are lining up to marry luigi and that makes u sooooo mad go blow up and die about it

[cryptid-immortality]

[ames-draws]

I'm fed up with "maybe later".

[k-dhd]

[crystaltoa]

Even saying ”I’m so sorry, I completely forgot” sounds marginally better than ” I’m so sorry, I didn’t completely forget, I actually completely remembered. I thought about it the whole time and it stressed me out so much my brain built an insurmountable wall around it.”

[guerrillatech]

[la-mancha-screwjob]

[bergoozter]

me after every social interaction:

[easel-eisel]

userbase: can you stop fucking with the ui and employing terfs?

staff:

[goodfortuneforever-deactivated2]

The most embarrassing thing In my life is whenever I see people and they ask what I’ve been up to . Literally nothing ever . Im like ohh you know this and that …. The usual ..

[wafflewarrior111]

So... I found this and now it keeps coming to mind. You hear about "life-changing writing advice" all the time and usually its really not—but honestly this is it man.

I'm going to try it.

[quintsmachete]

"mid" wife?.....ha, ha......no such thing.

[starfall-isle]

Love video games with endings that make you feel like your brain’s gotten permanently rewired in some sort of way

[heartfairy]

[k-dhd]

[vedurnan-archive]

[skunkes]