Woof

[sexanax]

[kernjosh]

[moan-s]

[cizayox]

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

[michaonthemoon-blog]

j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin”, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:

et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!” (z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)

[academicfeminist]

I can’t even read French and I’m laughing my ass off

[dafuqyouwantfrumme]

This is good

[becomingsmallandpetite-blog]

“Reblog if your stomach is too pudgy, thighs are too big, arms are too flabby, face is too chubby and you need to lose 5 or more pounds.”

(via becomingsmallandpetite)

[bpd-hellfire]

kinda feels like i’m right on the edge of a huge breakdown but i don’t know if that’s just because nothing overly terrible has happened recently

[harryedward]

No offense but I want to fall in love with someone who wants to fall in love with me

[rockyhorrorpicturechic]

when you see a cat outside and try to pet it but it runs away

[pc-engine-duo-deactivated201711]

i hope donkey kong walks into my house and smashes a barrel over my head killing me instantly 

[aries324]

My friend from high school got engaged and her photo is amazing

[singsongstardust]

What kind of next level

[earthshakinlove-deactivated2018]

He set the bar too high that’s it I can’t propose anymore I’m gonna be single forever

[onthephonerightnow-deactivated2]

Goals

[misstaylorsaid]

But why the fish and birds come through like its a damn disney movie?

[thatpaidmermaid-deactivated2018]

They knew.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

there’s a post going around about mixing nyquil with 5 hour energy and I’m thinking about the time my parents were both out of town and my brother was in charge of dropping me off at school and I must’ve been 15 or 16 and I was really miserably sick so he gave me nyquil and but the time we were pulling up to the school I was crashing so his friend who was driving said ‘I have a redbull in the glove compartment” and they said “drink it and it’ll like even it out” so I did and I walked into school at 7:30 AM

and then immediately the last bell rang and school was over.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

potion seller, I’m going into school and I need your STRONGEST dissociation

[whitedusk2]

ORANGINA　オランジーナ　

[maxknightley]

hey quick question what the fuck? hey, just, just a real quick question, what the Fuck

[jasper-rolls]

don’t act like you don’t know exactly what’s going on

[maxknightley]

fair point. let me amend my question: WHY the fuck

[peppapigvevo]

how did this post miss the best 3 ones:

[bagh0st-deactivated20240223]

Those are absolutely the best three.

[the-stray-liger]

is France ok

[shadysquid]

I fucked up a job interview so bad today they asked me why I wanted to work at this fast food restaurant and I blanked and said that when I was little I liked their fries and wanted to be the French fry queen

[shadysquid]

I got the job

[wreck]

[qualitysnaps]

[vanish]

[nukua-deactivated20121023]