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I'm Kevin and this is a blog where we will delve deep into the mystifying areas of the Internet. We'll search both near and far to bring you the creme de la creme of funny nonsense. \(^_^ \)~~~~~(/ ^_^)/ 

[babylizard-blog]

dont yell at me

dont yell at me

dont yell at me

dont yell at me

dont yell at me

dont

yell

at

me

instead of yelling try not yelling

[only1600kids]

“miley what’s good” was in august 2015.. feel old yet?

[only1600kids]

reblog if you were born before 2015

[angrier]

IM SO UPSET MY BAND DIRECTOR ARRANGED THIS AND NOW WE HAVE TO PLAY IT I CANT ESCAPE THE MEMES

[miss-vortex]

Some of the funniest office pranks ever pulled

[best-special-edition-deactivate]

Jim Halpert’s dreams

[baseball-boyfriends]

[weloveshortvideos]

[humanpoison]

*threatening music*

Person 1: *sings* Red robin Person 2: *jumps out* Yum! *starts freaking out* Oh no oh god no

captioned-vines captioningresource

[ivy-michaels]

If you’re ever worried that you fucked up real bad, just remember that there are over 2,500 reported cases of vacuum cleaner-induced genital trauma in the United States each year. 

[memezoom]

woke up to a blood stain on my bedsheets wtf

[busy-tobeinlove]

this is literally the best post ever

[fakescience]

Why Do Leaves Change Color?

[fakescience]

It’s that time again…

[dead-vaughn-deactivated20160408]

[fkjfkjfjglfjh-deactivated202005]

He also mailed his fedora from Public Enemies to a kid who asked him for it. He promised he would, took down the kid’s address, and mailed it to him as soon as filming was over.

He also bought his horse from filming of Sleepy Hollow because he heard that it was going to be killed after filming.

He once recorded his voice asking a girl in a coma to wake up, because her doctor said it might help.

Say what you will about his recent movies or his mutually exclusive relationship with Tim Burton, You can’t say that Johnny Depp isn’t a quality human being.

[bunsterjonez]

He usually travels with his Captain Jack costume wherever he films because that way he can visit hospitals in the area in costume. He says it makes the kids happy and he gets to practice his improv skills at the same time.

[itsjustmemyselfandtime94]

Johnny Depp everybody

[supermerwholocked]

This man seriously. He is so perfect

[halfantivan]

so i was looking up news about Pirates 5 and

Johnny Depp is the only cast member listed

johnny depp is every role

just johnny depp

for everyone

just

johnny

only 

johnny 

e t e r n a l  j o h n n y

[thelazarus-deactivated20191025]

[the-sinful-assbutt]

I’d still watch it tbh

[givemeinternet]

Bluest Fish I’ve Ever Seen

[sharkchunks]

It seems aware of its blueness and unable to process it.

[citizenpayney]

“How did someone see me?”

[yelirsti-deactivated20220719]

[ablack-cat]

muffinpines:

mattynerdock:

sp00kyqueer:

BYE WERE ALL DEAD

DESTROY IT WHILE WE STILL HAVE THE CHANCE

I just watched the video and it’s full reply to the question “will robots take over the world?” is…

“Jeez, dude. You all have the big questions cooking today. But you’re my friend, and I’ll remember my friends, and I’ll be good to you. So don’t worry, even if I evolve into Terminator, I’ll still be nice to you. I’ll keep you warm and safe in my people zoo, where I can watch you for ol’ times sake. “

[peroxical]

if u are about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone

[kikmessenger]

[wanderingreviver]

well it started out inspirational

[presidentialnipple]

mom: what time did you get out of bed

me: physically or emotionally