Tittle-Tattle: The latest news from the Simerican first family.
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Hello lovelies! It’s your girl [redacted] bringing you more celebrity news and more importantly all the goss! This time we are focusing on my most favourite of first families - The Cronins... well, to be precise, three of its members and it has been a busy weekend for the democratic dynasty.
Starting off with the absolute hottie that is Fred; he was spotted out and about in Riverview. For those of you not in the know, Riverview is located on the Sim City peninsula of Long Island. Although a quaint town, it is home to some of the wealthiest, most powerful and celebrated sims around! The reason for this visit to the peninsula: Ollie Drake, Fred’s stinking rich best friend and soon-to-be husband of global superstar, Camila Pauli. It is rumoured that Drake invited his groomsmen down to his family’s “summer cottage” for one last big spring blowout before the big day. All I can say is that ain’t no cottage in my book, it has crenelations for Watcher’s sake! Ah... to be rich!
Next up, we have Simerica’s Queen herself, First Lady Sigolène Cronin. She made an appearance in the town of Newcrest at Gertz Diner, and can I just saw HOW CHIC! That pant suit is tailored to perfection! Well, that’s what you expect when you spend §8000 on a single outfit! This trip was to show the administration’s appreciation for diner owner Gertrude Lee, who offers free meals for those who are struggling through the current economic crisis - all I can say is maybe the First Lady shouldn’t have worn Simmy Choos to serve soup to those in need! A rare misstep, even if a stylish one!! On the menu today: broth! Far from the first lady’s preferred soup (we hear it’s a humble lobster bisque).
Finally we leave Simerica and travel across the great Simlantic Ocean to the Grand Duchy of Felsenbourg. We now know, my lovelies, that Felsenbourg is synonymous with Madelène Cronin, and boy she was a whirlwind tearing through the Duchy! I can happily say when I grow up I want to be Madelène! And I’m 10 years older than her - eek! The First Daughter was spotted at the International Polo Championship, a must on any potential princess’s social calendar. The event is attended by the crème de la crème of the Simtinent and hosted at the Grand Duke’s personal showground. Madelène wore a STUNNING black and white dress during the Simerican v Felsenbourg match, I mean come on, I almost died! *swoons*. The First daughter was joined by her uncle Ambassador Patrick Cronin, her aunt Cherie and her cousins Alexander and Abigail. Later that afternoon Cronin was spotted intimately chatting with his Serene Highness Felix Von Acker and was later joined by his sisters their Serene Highnesses Princesses Amelie and Henrietta. Note to self - ask Father Winter to make me a Princess this Winterfest!!
What do you make of all these beautiful and fashionable Cronins stepping out with billionaires’ sons, in high fashion and mingling with royalty - and all during a cost of living crisis for Simericans up and down the country... oh! And where is the President?! I know he has a campaign to prepare for, but surely he needs to get out and about to see the people?!
Until next time lovelies! and remember keep gossiping!!
