He Will Not Divide Us

misrepresented & disenfranchised since 2016. this is a politics/lolitics blog.

[presidentmanongdriver]

Look Rizalito, you are in a position of privilege - a former Senate staffer, a former campaign strategist for the Liberal Party and PDP-Laban and most of all, a radio host with two weekly shows. You are so privileged that with all those credentials, you can literally start a political party, start a solid movement that will hold the government accountable without people questioning your legitimacy.

BUT NO, YOU CHOOSE TO COMPLAIN ON FACEBOOK INSTEAD AND LEAVE THE DIRTY WORK TO PEOPLE WHO AREN’T AS PRIVILEGED AS YOU ARE.

Maybe if you weren’t so lazy as fuck about convincing our reps not to vote for the death penalty. Maybe if YOU DID MORE THAN JUST COMPLAIN ON FACEBOOK, THE DEATH PENALTY WOULDN’T HAVE PASSED.

YOU BETTER GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, SIR. NO AMOUNT OF “LOLs” ON YOUR OWN COMMENTS SECTION IS GOING TO UNDO THIS. YOU HAVE TO DO MORE THAN JUST REPLY TO ANYONE DISAGREEING WITH YOU WITH “LOL”.

Good luck with your colossal mess, people like you are exactly the reason why everyone these days is contemplating of packing their bags and moving to another country where OPPOSITION FIGURES ACTUALLY LISTEN TO THEM AND TAKE ACTION WITH THEM.

[the-all-around-fangirl]

My country is getting butt hurt because next week’s episode of Madam Secretary portrays a fictional president of the Philippines as an asshole who tried to take advantage of Elizabeth. The Philippine Embassy actually filed a complaint to CBS.

“While Madam Secretary is a work of fiction, it tracks and mirrors current events. It is, therefore, inevitable that its depiction of world leaders will have an impact on how its audience views the real personages and the countries they represent,” a statement from the Philippine embassy reads. 

 The embassy further says that the fictional president’s portrayal “denigrates that way our nation navigates foreign affairs” and “tarnishes the Philippines’ longstanding advocacy for women’s rights and gender equality.”   

Take note that our president is a misogynist who made crude rape jokes, cursed Obama, the UN and the Pope. So I’m not in the slightest bit offended by this. 

[thatgeeklover]

Duterte Die Hard Supporters: THIS SHIT WILL NOT STAND!

The rest of everyone who is POSITIVELY THRILLED ABOUT THIS:

(gif saved from x)

[presidentmanongdriver]

LMAO OUR GOVERNMENT IS WORRYING ABOUT THIS WHEN WE HAVE BIGGER PROBLEMS AND NO DON’T EVEN PULL THE RACISM CARD. THIS IS A CASE OF A WORLD LEADER BEING CALLED OUT FOR HIS BS AND NOT A WORLD LEADER BEING CALLED OUT FOR HIS RACE.

[fiftythreecrimes]

This is the worst photo in all of existence.

[lovren-la-vida-luka]

Why does tumblr keep recommending this post to me saying “theresa may”? Does tumblr think that Chad Kroeger is Theresa May? What the fuck.

[presidentmanongdriver]

Theresa May was in Nickleback?!? LMAO!

[presidentmanongdriver]

A Song for the Filipinos

Inspired by @useless-philippinesfacts‘ mash-up of O Canada and A Song For Mary. Aka the new Philippine national anthem if Rizalito David were our President (okay, not the new Philippine national anthem, but definitely a new patriotic song for the PH)

We stand on a hill between the earth and sky. True patriot love in all thy sons command. With glowing hearts we see thee rise, The Far East strong and free! Eyes are dry at the last goodbye; this is the Filipino way.

God keep our land glorious and free! We pray you’ll keep us, Mary, constantly true! Pearl of the orient, we stand on guard for thee.

[feckcops]

Isn't it about time Labour realised that things aren't going too well for them?

There’s an innocent charm to some of the calls for Jeremy Corbyn to stand down, especially on the grounds he has a bad image in the media. Because if history teaches us anything, it’s that if Labour had a different leader, the press would be lovely to them.

There’s an innocent charm to some of the calls for Jeremy Corbyn to stand down, especially on the grounds he has a bad image in the media. Because if history teaches us anything, it’s that if Labour had a different leader, the press would be lovely to them. The Sun would declare gracefully, “At last Labour has seen sense and selected the far more electable Clive Lewis, who unfortunately has a squidgy nose and wants to abolish the army and replace it with a falafel, and will use public money to build a mosque in space, and his hobby is waterboarding the Duchess of Cambridge and he wants to ban Boxing Day and make Vera Lynn apologise to the Germans. Here’s a picture of him mocked up to look as if he’s got fox mess in his hair.”

It also seems possible some old supporters of Tony Blair are still not fully behind the current leader. For example, Peter Mandelson declared he tries to do at least one thing to undermine Corbyn “every single day. Something, however small it may be – an email, a phone call or a meeting I convene. Every day I try to do something.”

If Peter visited a shrink, I wonder if they might say, “Peter, maybe it’s time you let it go.”

[presidentmanongdriver]

Guess you could say that for them, things can’t only get better

[ainsleyfudge]

I hope when Tony Blair actually has to face trial Cherie Blair ends up as his judge.

“The defendant, the Rt. Hon. Tony Blair stands accused of being a mass-murdering, Islamophobic, war-criminal fuckhead, and of being absolutely shit in bed.”

[presidentmanongdriver]

This makes even more sense considering that Cherie is a barrister

[presidentmanongdriver]

anti-camilizers are the blairites of the musical world

[presidentmanongdriver]

That time Tony Blair turned PMQs into a game show

[presidentmanongdriver]

The only way Jeremy Corbyn would end up being more electable is if he ended up in the Socialist Labour Party (unless of course, he manages to kick out or convert all the Blairites in the Labour Party)

[everythingisproblematicin]

Reblog if you think that Camren caused Brexit

[wolf-sweater]

two furries bid a tearful farewell to Jeremy Corbyn MP in the hour of his death

[presidentmanongdriver]

WTF IS THIS???

[politicalpaints]

I’m sorry

[presidentmanongdriver]

pls stop tagging jeremy corbyn pics/gifs into the labour party tag we dont want him there

Jeremy belongs where Labour Party is and vice versa, Love. I will continue with business as usual. Thanks for stopping by.😘

[presidentmanongdriver]

in all seriousness, both the aquino and duterte admins boil down to one thing: so hellbent at arresting their political opponents. and y’all wonder why everyone here is ready af to dump the country for good, there’s your answer. no intervention will fix the clusterfuck that is the liberal party and its splinter parties.

[presidentmanongdriver]

The Conservative side of Canadian politics rn: Rona Ambrose for Prime Minister

[presidentmanongdriver]

Katy Perry just saved the Brits with a parody of Donald Trump and Theresa May

Our sincerest thanks to the pop star for bringing one fleeting moment of edge to a very boring awards show.

That moment when Katy Perry promotes her new single by endorsing your NOTP

[brainstatic]

Ben Carson is such a great example of how the concept of raw intelligence doesn’t exist, and that people can have wildly varying types of intelligence. This man is the best brain surgeon in America. Possibly the world. He invented a new way to treat seizures. He separated conjoined twins in a surgery that everyone else said was impossible. And he thinks going to prison makes you gay. He thinks the pyramids were grain silos built by the biblical Joseph.

So maybe you suck at something because in one area you’re Ben Carson The Politician but in another area you might be Ben Carson The Neurosurgeon.