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early snowchester c!ranboo roleplay blog writing with @nuclearlul

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strange things happen! for no reason!

mostly-canon early Snowchester-era @latenightmining run by @metfell/@silktouchhands

-ranboo's pronouns are he/they

-pre-marriage at the moment

-this blog will feature many more instances of unreality and psychotic episodes. if you have discomfort with these topics, and/or had a hard time with ranboo's lore, this blog may not be for you.

-asks featuring any enderian will have a translation in the tags or replies unless we forget. please remind us if this happens! if you would like to use the little text converter here is the link

tags (may add more in the future):

#thats all i know: text tag

#particles: ask tag (like usual)

#looking for an easy thing: @ nuclearlul

#dancing in the panic room: any angst or uncomfortable topics

#do not read: self-made, non-canon entries to ranboo's memory books.

#pinned #thats all i know #particles #looking for an easy thing #dancing in the panic room #do not read

ungrounding techniques. what do you not see. what don't you hear. close your eyes and imagine something really scary in front of you. spin around until you are dizzy then scroll on your phone for 3 hours straight.

this is the kind of log you find in a video game where each progressive log you pick up throughout the area gradually becomes more incoherent and deranged before you face them as a boss gone mad with eldritch knowledge

*spends all of my time alone* perfect! but why am i crazy

(after a long journey down an underground ice tunnel from snowchester, the path finally comes to a stop, ending in a staircase ascending to the surface.)

here we are! (tubbo clambers out of the boat.) keep your suit on while we’re out here. tommy has radiation poisoning now!

@nuclearlul

(ranboo follows, wishing he had put on the suit a little later because now he's burning up in it.) tommy has what now??

well, he did. he was cured! by death. (tubbo trots of the staircase.)

(ranboo sputters over his words.) and you're sure it's a good idea to go near this thing?!

yeah, tommy wasn’t wearing a hazmat suit. you’ll be perfect fine as long as you keep that on. (tubbo disappears up the stairs, stepping out into the sunshine.)

a-alright! (he nervously chirps, following suit and stepping out of the tunnel.)

(an unfathomably massive crater stretches out in front of them, a gaping, cavernous wound in the taiga. tubbo casually ambles into the crater, heading for a rickety wooden bridge stretching across its middle.) okay, here it is.

(he gasps.) ...oh my god

it’s all the way down to bedrock on the point of impact, see?

(he peers off the edge of the oak plank bridge going across it.) this is- yeah- oh- oh wow it- oh my god.

yeah. bet you’re pretty glad you’re on my good side, huh?

VERY GLAD. i'm- yeah- i'm very very glad that we are friends! (he looks up from the hole.) we're friends, right tubbo?

#looking for an easy thing

(after a long journey down an underground ice tunnel from snowchester, the path finally comes to a stop, ending in a staircase ascending to the surface.)

here we are! (tubbo clambers out of the boat.) keep your suit on while we’re out here. tommy has radiation poisoning now!

@nuclearlul

(ranboo follows, wishing he had put on the suit a little later because now he's burning up in it.) tommy has what now??

well, he did. he was cured! by death. (tubbo trots of the staircase.)

(ranboo sputters over his words.) and you're sure it's a good idea to go near this thing?!

yeah, tommy wasn’t wearing a hazmat suit. you’ll be perfect fine as long as you keep that on. (tubbo disappears up the stairs, stepping out into the sunshine.)

a-alright! (he nervously chirps, following suit and stepping out of the tunnel.)

(an unfathomably massive crater stretches out in front of them, a gaping, cavernous wound in the taiga. tubbo casually ambles into the crater, heading for a rickety wooden bridge stretching across its middle.) okay, here it is.

(he gasps.) ...oh my god

it’s all the way down to bedrock on the point of impact, see?

(he peers off the edge of the oak plank bridge going across it.) this is- yeah- oh- oh wow it- oh my god.

#looking for an easy thing

(after a long journey down an underground ice tunnel from snowchester, the path finally comes to a stop, ending in a staircase ascending to the surface.)

here we are! (tubbo clambers out of the boat.) keep your suit on while we’re out here. tommy has radiation poisoning now!

@nuclearlul

(ranboo follows, wishing he had put on the suit a little later because now he's burning up in it.) tommy has what now??

well, he did. he was cured! by death. (tubbo trots of the staircase.)

(ranboo sputters over his words.) and you're sure it's a good idea to go near this thing?!

yeah, tommy wasn’t wearing a hazmat suit. you’ll be perfect fine as long as you keep that on. (tubbo disappears up the stairs, stepping out into the sunshine.)

a-alright! (he nervously chirps, following suit and stepping out of the tunnel.)

(an unfathomably massive crater stretches out in front of them, a gaping, cavernous wound in the taiga. tubbo casually ambles into the crater, heading for a rickety wooden bridge stretching across its middle.) okay, here it is.

(he gasps.) ...oh my god

#looking for an easy thing

(after a long journey down an underground ice tunnel from snowchester, the path finally comes to a stop, ending in a staircase ascending to the surface.)

here we are! (tubbo clambers out of the boat.) keep your suit on while we’re out here. tommy has radiation poisoning now!

@nuclearlul

(ranboo follows, wishing he had put on the suit a little later because now he's burning up in it.) tommy has what now??

well, he did. he was cured! by death. (tubbo trots of the staircase.)

(ranboo sputters over his words.) and you're sure it's a good idea to go near this thing?!

yeah, tommy wasn’t wearing a hazmat suit. you’ll be perfect fine as long as you keep that on. (tubbo disappears up the stairs, stepping out into the sunshine.)

a-alright! (he nervously chirps, following suit and stepping out of the tunnel.)

#looking for an easy thing

(after a long journey down an underground ice tunnel from snowchester, the path finally comes to a stop, ending in a staircase ascending to the surface.)

here we are! (tubbo clambers out of the boat.) keep your suit on while we’re out here. tommy has radiation poisoning now!

@nuclearlul

(ranboo follows, wishing he had put on the suit a little later because now he's burning up in it.) tommy has what now??

well, he did. he was cured! by death. (tubbo trots of the staircase.)

(ranboo sputters over his words.) and you're sure it's a good idea to go near this thing?!

#looking for an easy thing

(after a long journey down an underground ice tunnel from snowchester, the path finally comes to a stop, ending in a staircase ascending to the surface.)

here we are! (tubbo clambers out of the boat.) keep your suit on while we’re out here. tommy has radiation poisoning now!

@nuclearlul

(ranboo follows, wishing he had put on the suit a little later because now he's burning up in it.) tommy has what now??

#looking for an easy thing

As an enderman/unknown nonhuman, are your cells vulnerable to ionizing radiation?

uh, i have no idea honestly, and i'd rather not find out!

#particles #anonymous

(there's a barrage of knocks at ranboo's door.) ranbooo! @nuclearlul

(ranboo scampers up the ladder at the sudden pounding at his door. flinging it open, he stares down at tubbo, concerned.) tubbo??

hallo! c’mon, i’ve got something i wanna show you today! chop chop!

(he stutters, readying his inventory and stepping out into the cold, pulling his cape over his shoulders tighter.) y-yeah? what did- what did you- what did you want to show me?

okayokay. walk with me man, walk with me. (tubbo sets off for the portal at a brisk pace. as he does, he turns so that he can face ranboo and walk simultaneously.) d'you remember that little project i was working on? yknow the one. the pow! the kablooey! (he makes explosion noises, gesturing.) that one!

(ranboo glances at him.) th.... the- the bomb? you, uh, you got it working?

yeah, the bomb! and let me tell you, working is an understatement. it definitely works.

(ranboo's quiet for a moment, deciding on whether or not he's happy knowing about the fact tubbo has a bomb.) .... yeah? uh, how did.... how did you find out?

we launched it! here. (stopping by the enderchest at the portal, tubbo digs out two hazmat suits and tosses ranboo’s at him.) you’ll need to put that on when we get to the crater.

(he stares at the suit in his hands, nervously laughing.) you sure this will this fit me?

uhh… you can make it work. c’mon, we’ve gotta go to snowchester to get to the test site.

(he struggles to pull the hazmat suit on, stumbling after tubbo.) so- so, uhm... so you- you actually launched... one of the nuclear bombs? you actually launched one.

yeah! thousands of blocks away from the main SMP, of course. it went off in an empty taiga, not anywhere people were living.

you sure nobody was out there? (he finally gets the suit on. it's a little too tight.)

yep! there weren’t any death messages that i saw.

okay that's- that's good... that's good. (he's so obviously torn about the nukes.) alright, so, uh, yeah! yeah, lead the way i guess?

#looking for an easy thing

(there's a barrage of knocks at ranboo's door.) ranbooo! @nuclearlul

(ranboo scampers up the ladder at the sudden pounding at his door. flinging it open, he stares down at tubbo, concerned.) tubbo??

hallo! c’mon, i’ve got something i wanna show you today! chop chop!

(he stutters, readying his inventory and stepping out into the cold, pulling his cape over his shoulders tighter.) y-yeah? what did- what did you- what did you want to show me?

okayokay. walk with me man, walk with me. (tubbo sets off for the portal at a brisk pace. as he does, he turns so that he can face ranboo and walk simultaneously.) d'you remember that little project i was working on? yknow the one. the pow! the kablooey! (he makes explosion noises, gesturing.) that one!

(ranboo glances at him.) th.... the- the bomb? you, uh, you got it working?

yeah, the bomb! and let me tell you, working is an understatement. it definitely works.

(ranboo's quiet for a moment, deciding on whether or not he's happy knowing about the fact tubbo has a bomb.) .... yeah? uh, how did.... how did you find out?

we launched it! here. (stopping by the enderchest at the portal, tubbo digs out two hazmat suits and tosses ranboo’s at him.) you’ll need to put that on when we get to the crater.

(he stares at the suit in his hands, nervously laughing.) you sure this will this fit me?

uhh… you can make it work. c’mon, we’ve gotta go to snowchester to get to the test site.

(he struggles to pull the hazmat suit on, stumbling after tubbo.) so- so, uhm... so you- you actually launched... one of the nuclear bombs? you actually launched one.

yeah! thousands of blocks away from the main SMP, of course. it went off in an empty taiga, not anywhere people were living.

you sure nobody was out there? (he finally gets the suit on. it's a little too tight.)

#looking for an easy thing

(there's a barrage of knocks at ranboo's door.) ranbooo! @nuclearlul

(ranboo scampers up the ladder at the sudden pounding at his door. flinging it open, he stares down at tubbo, concerned.) tubbo??

hallo! c’mon, i’ve got something i wanna show you today! chop chop!

(he stutters, readying his inventory and stepping out into the cold, pulling his cape over his shoulders tighter.) y-yeah? what did- what did you- what did you want to show me?

okayokay. walk with me man, walk with me. (tubbo sets off for the portal at a brisk pace. as he does, he turns so that he can face ranboo and walk simultaneously.) d'you remember that little project i was working on? yknow the one. the pow! the kablooey! (he makes explosion noises, gesturing.) that one!

(ranboo glances at him.) th.... the- the bomb? you, uh, you got it working?

yeah, the bomb! and let me tell you, working is an understatement. it definitely works.

(ranboo's quiet for a moment, deciding on whether or not he's happy knowing about the fact tubbo has a bomb.) .... yeah? uh, how did.... how did you find out?

we launched it! here. (stopping by the enderchest at the portal, tubbo digs out two hazmat suits and tosses ranboo’s at him.) you’ll need to put that on when we get to the crater.

(he stares at the suit in his hands, nervously laughing.) you sure this will this fit me?

uhh… you can make it work. c’mon, we’ve gotta go to snowchester to get to the test site.

(he struggles to pull the hazmat suit on, stumbling after tubbo.) so- so, uhm... so you- you actually launched... one of the nuclear bombs? you actually launched one.

#looking for an easy thing

(there's a barrage of knocks at ranboo's door.) ranbooo! @nuclearlul

(ranboo scampers up the ladder at the sudden pounding at his door. flinging it open, he stares down at tubbo, concerned.) tubbo??

hallo! c’mon, i’ve got something i wanna show you today! chop chop!

(he stutters, readying his inventory and stepping out into the cold, pulling his cape over his shoulders tighter.) y-yeah? what did- what did you- what did you want to show me?

okayokay. walk with me man, walk with me. (tubbo sets off for the portal at a brisk pace. as he does, he turns so that he can face ranboo and walk simultaneously.) d'you remember that little project i was working on? yknow the one. the pow! the kablooey! (he makes explosion noises, gesturing.) that one!

(ranboo glances at him.) th.... the- the bomb? you, uh, you got it working?

yeah, the bomb! and let me tell you, working is an understatement. it definitely works.

(ranboo's quiet for a moment, deciding on whether or not he's happy knowing about the fact tubbo has a bomb.) .... yeah? uh, how did.... how did you find out?

we launched it! here. (stopping by the enderchest at the portal, tubbo digs out two hazmat suits and tosses ranboo’s at him.) you’ll need to put that on when we get to the crater.

(he stares at the suit in his hands, nervously laughing.) you sure this will this fit me?

#looking for an easy thing

(there's a barrage of knocks at ranboo's door.) ranbooo! @nuclearlul

(ranboo scampers up the ladder at the sudden pounding at his door. flinging it open, he stares down at tubbo, concerned.) tubbo??

hallo! c’mon, i’ve got something i wanna show you today! chop chop!

(he stutters, readying his inventory and stepping out into the cold, pulling his cape over his shoulders tighter.) y-yeah? what did- what did you- what did you want to show me?

okayokay. walk with me man, walk with me. (tubbo sets off for the portal at a brisk pace. as he does, he turns so that he can face ranboo and walk simultaneously.) d'you remember that little project i was working on? yknow the one. the pow! the kablooey! (he makes explosion noises, gesturing.) that one!

(ranboo glances at him.) th.... the- the bomb? you, uh, you got it working?

yeah, the bomb! and let me tell you, working is an understatement. it definitely works.

(ranboo's quiet for a moment, deciding on whether or not he's happy knowing about the fact tubbo has a bomb.) .... yeah? uh, how did.... how did you find out?

#looking for an easy thing

(there's a barrage of knocks at ranboo's door.) ranbooo! @nuclearlul

(ranboo scampers up the ladder at the sudden pounding at his door. flinging it open, he stares down at tubbo, concerned.) tubbo??

hallo! c’mon, i’ve got something i wanna show you today! chop chop!

(he stutters, readying his inventory and stepping out into the cold, pulling his cape over his shoulders tighter.) y-yeah? what did- what did you- what did you want to show me?

okayokay. walk with me man, walk with me. (tubbo sets off for the portal at a brisk pace. as he does, he turns so that he can face ranboo and walk simultaneously.) d'you remember that little project i was working on? yknow the one. the pow! the kablooey! (he makes explosion noises, gesturing.) that one!

(ranboo glances at him.) th.... the- the bomb? you, uh, you got it working?

#looking for an easy thing

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