Welcome to Camp Krusty

another day in Paradise...

[pretendofriendo]

There is nothing social about this social media platform. No one will talk to me. I guess I will just delete the app again.

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Opening my first delivery from Dad Grass. A Federally Legal hemp preroll. I'm very impressed with the packaging which did not give off a smell and is somewhat unassuming. Came with a post card, sticker, and a free lighter.

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Dear Satan, please guide my coffee.

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I put my selfies in an anime Filter to feel pretty. Le Sigh.....

[mlarayoukai-archive]

Tips for redditers joining Tumblr:

you have to put on a skirt

[pretendofriendo]

Oh to have the unconditional love of an employee who calls off for no good reason at the last second and gets away with it every time without a write up. If only I could be so loved.

[pretendofriendo]

The sadness is with me. I wish I could look East and give thanks. I wish I could give back my name for it now sounds strange to me.

[daitheflu-mx]

[tumblingoverstars]

[madkiska]

[marlynnofmany]

[birlinterrupted]

Restarting student loan payments seems to be going well

[pretendofriendo]

Life just kind of feels like drowning and I work every day. Can I return my name earlier?

[tarrot-patch]

spider-noir + spider-punk 🤝 punching n*zis

[lilithtransrights]

[pretendofriendo]

[heart-of-the-morningstar]

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Currently reading 'Wrath Goddess Sing' by Maya Deane. A retelling of the epic Poem the Iliad. Highly recommend.

[pretendofriendo]

It appears that. Perhaps. Russia. Might be having a bit of a Civil war?

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I exist purely to suffer. That makes a small number of men very rich. I may turn on them and eat them one day.