Fluorescent Adolescent

taking back the crown

[relucant]

my favorite thing about brooklyn 99 is that my favorite character is literally whichever character happens to be speaking at any given moment they’re all so good

[thevoluntaryistpunk-blog]

I’m so punk rock I listen to whatever the fuck sounds good to me.

[love-personal]

[pr1nceshawn]

How Did They Get That Shot?

[gayclair-deactivated20180310]

y'all ever hear a song and just. immediately adopt it into your aesthetic and self like “oh this,, this is me now,,, my whole identity,, is this song”

[inlovin]

[rheaseahorn]

[zone6queen-deactivated20211014]

This isn’t valid. Like, Ed has struggles. Y’all seen how ugly mans is?

[c-bassmeow]

JDJDJDKDKDJDHDJ

[foreverlostinliterature]

[sosuperawesome]

Somang Lee on Instagram

[userboxer]

[peehat]

(to the tune of friday im in love) its friday. im a bug

[queen-of-carbs-blog]

JUST BECAUSE SOMETHING IS HIGH IN CALORIES DOESN’T MEAN THAT IT’S UNHEALTHY AND JUST BECAUSE SOMETHING IS LOW IN CALORIES DOESN’T MEAN THAT IT’S HEALTHY

[fit-happens13-deactivated201906]

THIS

[formlessnow-deactivated20200403]

be so completely yourself that everyone else feels safe to be themselves too

[preposterousness]

i can’t think of much that i aspire to more than this

[jessiiboo]

I love this

[just-shower-thoughts]

It is an unspoken rule that if a little kid is hiding under a blanket or couch cushions, you are required to comment on how lumpy the blanket is and pretend to sit on it to try and “smooth it out.”

[tgmember]

Also, if you’re playing hide-and-seek with them, it is critical that you search every other possible (and impossible) hiding spot, all the while wondering out loud how they managed to disappear just like magic, before walking right past their hiding spot.

[the-catholic-geek]

And if a baby starts playing peekaboo you are required to act surprised when they show their face again

[pornhubstepmom-deactivated20191]

If a kid hands you a phone, you answer it

[a-trashcan-made-out-of-fandoms]

If a kid shoots you with a Nerf Gun you are supposed to Die a dramatic death and explain “ugh you shot me blaahh”

[gobbochune-deactivated20241018]

when you push a kid on the swings ya gotta do the woosh

[zetsubonna]

I literally just blocked about a dozen people on this post for being cranky about children.

Being a joyless shitbeast to kids isn’t cool. They’re kids. If you want to be Oscar the Grouch, that’s fine, but do it in a way they understand and explain it to them.

“I don’t want to play, I’m grumpy. Thank you, though, that was kind.”

It’s literally not hard. Kids are small people. Treat them with common fucking decency.

[gifdrome]

[help-mywife]

Help, my wife taught our kid to say “wow” in the Owen Wilson voice and now they both won’t stop

[hanspolo]

same