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trying on a metaphor
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Love Begins
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Cosmic Funnies
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Origami Around
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Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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@pretentious-melodrama
Wooo pinned post!
Call me Melo 18+/USA/always down to hear opinions on something Autistic, BPD, Crippled, Queer on all fronts. If you believe in Narcassist specific abuse, borderline specific abuse, etc please find the nearest exit. Currently writing for FFXIV rolling list of Words I Do Not Understand Yet -wumpfic -darkship
fun fact if your music is loud enough Thoughts Do Not Exist And You Are Calm. do not pay attention to your heart rate and do not accidentally hit pause
I’m sorry Orpheus i was too harsh on you…
i was in the physics lab today and we were working with lasers, so the Lab Freaks (legal name) were being very careful to stress that we Do Not Turn Around or Look Behind Us because we’ll get extremely blinded by the power of high strength lasers
and i’m not gonna lie it was actually extremely hard to resist turning around. i misjudged orpheus it turns out this isnt extremely easy actually
okay i’ll be honest i 100% looked back at the lasers. actually multiple separate lasers multiple different times. they were pretty
and i didnt get blinded. so clearly lab safety isnt real and you should always risk it cus taking risks is awesome #gambling
but uh. my ass is NOT making it out of the underworld 🔥🔥🔥
[Image in the above post is a screenshot edited to say "the Eurydice is a deadly lazer".]
please stop writing "viscous" when you mean "vicious", it produces the weirdest mental images ever
"a viscous murder" yeah i don't want to know what that could look like
it looks like the Boston Molassacre of 1919
#and vice versa btw#i don’t know what a vicious fluid would be like#and i don’t want to find out
it looks like the Boston Molassacre of 1919
nobody is saying you CAN’T have your characters settle down and get married and have children at the end of the story. it’s a happy ending for many people. but if you’re going for a satisfying ending then it should be a satisfying ending for those characters in particular. it has to feel right. if all your character ever really wanted throughout their story was a family and a fucking break, then by all means go for it. but if they had other ambitions that were given up or forgotten or glossed over then it’s not going to feel like the end. story’s not over. revise it or keep going. marriage and children and a 401k doesn’t have to be the end!! it can be in the middle!! life doesn’t end with parenthood. it’s just another stepping stone. treat it accordingly
They who see this shall get out of their writing rut.
the agony of knowing exactly what a scene should feel like and not having the words sharp enough to cut it out of me
disabilities are not superpowers, that being said having auditory processing disorder my entire life made me insane at freestyling, cause my mental libary of homophobic phrases (rhymes) is massive and keeps expanding every day
HOMOPHONIC PHRASES HOMOPHONIC HOMOPHONIC SOUNDALIKES RHYMES ECHOS
HAVING AN EXTENDED LIBRARY OF HOMOPHOBIC PHRASES DOES NOT HELP YOU WITH FREESTYLING UNLESS YOU ARE EMINEM.
NOT THIS ONE IM BEGGING
Tumblr, I propose a battle of wits!
I have put Iocaine powder in one of these two goblets. You choose, then we both drink.
If you choose the more popular option you are poisoned, and must log off and do something you are putting off. If you choose otherwise, you may reblog and keep scrolling!
The Goblet Nearest You
The Goblet Nearest Me
This is genuinely the funniest thing that could’ve happened considering how the actual scene plays out holy shit
the elusive 7 act Structure
this is. I'm a little. hooooo boy.... oh wow oh golly gosh wow....
official linguistics post
@vocabulary-altering-posts
Tumblr did not “Goncharov” Poob. Poob is Glupp Shittoing Tubi/Pluto/Roku Channel/Hulu/etc.
none of these words are in the bible. or the dictionary, for that matter.
#While this is a joke#For the etymologists out there#Tumblr did not “goncharov” poob#translation: Tumblr is not making a fictitious thing called poob that we insist is real#Poob is glup shittoing (streaming services)#Translation: Poob is now a generic name for whatever streaming platform is out there when you don't feel like naming something specifically
Etymologists are on Tumblr for the same reason Primatologists are out in the jungle: It's where the Monkeys are.
Batman animation 👍🌟
@frownyalfred OMG OMG OMG
