siomania @pretentiousnobody - Tumblr Blog

we all talk about doing it scared doing it alone doing it weird etc. but the the hideously awful truth is that you also often have to do it stupid

valtsv

doing it stupid is the only way to get less stupid. you'd think this would be obvious by now, but you see the thing is. i'm stupid.

magnusedom

BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

zackisontumblr

this is Tumblr Barbie

waco

in the club freakin it in a sensitive style

sug-kuk

donnovien

One of the realest things someone said on the Internet

#fuck man

pointnclick

if i was a bug i would find you every lifetime just to die in your drink

memorycycle

horniest post on this app

i was really hoping she'd take simon's boots.

like even if he wasn't able to take care of her in this world, at least he still would have provided her something

#fionna and cake #fionna and cake spoilers #simon petrikov #marceline #i too would let my loved ones consume every part of me #like an orange

everythingfox

raddagher

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notahorseindisguise

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

mysticorset

Peer reviewed tags from @somanyofthekids

notahorseindisguise

NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

hiveswap

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

midnight-revolucion

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

notahorseindisguise

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

marlinspirkhall

It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.

ndiecity-deactivated20241101

I have to face the reality that this is the only social media I can thrive on. Every time I have a funny thought now I have to put it on my Instagram story over a selfie of my forehead. Humans weren't meant to live that way. This is the equivalent of writing something in a gas station bathroom and checking what people have added every time you go in to buy taquitos

#tumblr feels like the only place left on the internet with internet vibes

from my notes i see no one gives a shit about dilf finn but a loved dog? yeah, that's the good stuff .

#maybe that is all we want when we are old .#to be loved so tenderly

sabertoothwalrus

I’m so fucked up about simon. His character arc in the main series was set up that ice king becoming a simon again was inevitable. It wasn’t a matter of if, but when and how.

but now that it’s happened, it’s the worst thing that could’ve happened to him.

he had friends! a special secret club of wizards he had matching rings and would go on roadtrips with! he wasn’t even really a problem anymore!

betty’s character is so fantastic. she traveled through time for him. She went insane for him. She become a god for him. But him being Simon was easier for her. Did she ever truly consider if it was what he wanted? She’s not even there with him. She’s not there and now he’s Simon and he’s more isolated than ever.

He lives with humans! At this point, Finn has known him longer as Simon than he knew him as Ice King. Ice King is just an old memory now. But Simon is over a thousand years old. “Simon Petrikov” is just an old memory too. He’s human again, but not really.

What’s worse is how smart he is. He’s an intelligent and emotionally competent man. So he really, truly, profoundly knows how deeply fucked up his life is. He’s so aware of it.

wouldn’t it be easier? If he was stupid and naive and magical? does he miss magic? maybe not ice, but magic itself? would he try to learn? Does he remember the password to Wizard City? Would they even still let him in? there’s a school. He could learn magic again. but would he? Doesn’t Simon Petrikov like learning about magic?

Everything Stays. He’s still here. But he’s different now. Everything is different now except it’s not because the world stayed the same and he’s the one who changed. He can’t go back. Except he did, in a way, and it wasn’t even his choice.

#man this fucked me up