it's my party and i'll cry if i want to

Don't cry over spilled milk, kiddos.

[spybook]

[youthxcrew69]

THIS IS A CAT IN A HALLOWEEN COSTUME PLAYING WITH A TINY PUMPKIN THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

[disgustinganimals]

IT’S NOT EVEN OCTOBER

[sticks-to-snakes]

IT’S ALWAYS OCTOBER

[lavenderwaterwitch]

AW 🎃

[dreams-are-my-sweet-reality]

[artemisiasea]

[alacerlucifer]

[electricbreeze]

Schrödinger’s boys

[klubbhead]

FUCK

[alphahoennomega]

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

[crystalsoulslayer]

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

[6qubed]

mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

[youngbadmanbrown-deactivated201]

pretty much every vegetable you hated as a little kid would taste better if you roasted it with salt and olive oil instead of boiling it

[generalbriefing-blog]

The truth shall set you free

[leggyboyjohnson]

also sometimes if you just try it again with an adult palate because this is also a developmental issue little children are far more sensitive to bitter and metallic flavors it’s an evolutionary defense against poison

reblogging for science and culinary advice.

[sourpunchfuck]

shit who the fuck was trying to poison their kids so much that we evolved into a species that kids need a mechanism against poison?????

[quoth-the-ravenclaw-deactivated]

Richard III

[smiththeteacher]

I really like it when the scientific and historical / literary sides of Tumblr come together.

[aestheticacadema]

[blogarsay-deactivated20210222]

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[justarandomgi]

[daydreaminsparkle]

[purplebuddhaproject]

[recked]

[kasssshole]

[wordsnquotes]

The loneliest moment in someone’s life is when they are watching their whole world fall apart, and all they can do is stare blankly.

F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby. (via wordsnquotes)

[with-practice]

lfsn;kjebibegibpeibpiebh 

[wordsnquotes]

You are going to be so much more than ‘enough’ for someone someday.

Unknown (via wordsnquotes)

[wordsnquotes]

Only once in your life, I truly believe, you find someone who can completely turn your world around. You tell them things that you’ve never shared with another soul and they absorb everything you say and actually want to hear more. You share hopes for the future, dreams that will never come true, goals that were never achieved and the many disappointments life has thrown at you. When something wonderful happens, you can’t wait to tell them about it, knowing they will share in your excitement. They are not embarrassed to cry with you when you are hurting or laugh with you when you make a fool of yourself. Never do they hurt your feelings or make you feel like you are not good enough, but rather they build you up and show you the things about yourself that make you special and even beautiful. There is never any pressure, jealousy or competition but only a quiet calmness when they are around. You can be yourself and not worry about what they will think of you because they love you for who you are. The things that seem insignificant to most people such as a note, song or walk become invaluable treasures kept safe in your heart to cherish forever. Memories of your childhood come back and are so clear and vivid it’s like being young again. Colours seem brighter and more brilliant. Laughter seems part of daily life where before it was infrequent or didn’t exist at all. A phone call or two during the day helps to get you through a long day’s work and always brings a smile to your face. In their presence, there’s no need for continuous conversation, but you find you’re quite content in just having them nearby. Things that never interested you before become fascinating because you know they are important to this person who is so special to you. You think of this person on every occasion and in everything you do. Simple things bring them to mind like a pale blue sky, gentle wind or even a storm cloud on the horizon. You open your heart knowing that there’s a chance it may be broken one day and in opening your heart, you experience a love and joy that you never dreamed possible. You find that being vulnerable is the only way to allow your heart to feel true pleasure that’s so real it scares you. You find strength in knowing you have a true friend and possibly a soul mate who will remain loyal to the end. Life seems completely different, exciting and worthwhile. Your only hope and security is in knowing that they are a part of your life.

Bob Marley (via wordsnquotes)

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