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Helllo!

This is my creepypasta blog! I'm a longtime spooky story enjoyer and I'm insane about niche deviantart OC Jason the Toymaker. These are my qualifications.

I post about: Jason the Toymaker (gay homophobe who hates women despite strongly resembling one) Tales From the Gas Station (What if you were a cashier in the american south and there was creatures and entities) My name is Lily Madwhip (Autistic little girl who sees the future via angels) The Magnus Archives (It's basically creepypastas if they were good)((I fucking hate all the human characters do not @ me))

I tag religiously so I don't expect the mixing to be an issue I'm the evil alter ego of @silver--sun

#i know the jason facts are 100% Shit I Made Up In My Head thats the point #intro post #creepypasta

swirlietea

they're having a freak off and it's a tie

#yeah ill put this on here #jason the toymaker #candy pop

e3rt

Made this gross thing too ueah

#jeff the killer #hell yeah dude

grishartt

The Doll Maker & Emra

#Creepypasta #crp #shout out to this thing #emra creepypasta #vine the dollmaker

tatangadragon

thought university was gonna be great but they have the fucking slenderman.fuck me this is frightening. truly

#slenderman

huge fan of the uncanny valley thing tmagp 16 is doing with the speech patterns of this person being a smoothie of every word a person under 20 has used in the past 6 years

#do not archive #like genuinely tho

mag184

three blokes who do fuck all

#tmagp

the magnus protocol dares to ask: what if we made the whole podcast out of the boring part

#do not archive #my favorite part of this supernatural horror podcast is not supernatural not horrifying workplace interactions of the background characters

i have to do fanart of the magnus archives before i forget every single thing that happens in it 5-10 days

#tma #the magnus archives #this is why i can't do fandom #i have a very strong immune system

annabelle--cane

stop. analyse that text through the lens of its author's intentions and original historical context. okay now take the author out back and kill them dead and analyse that text as though it were published by your mutual yesterday and is in direct conversation the contemporary discourse that's most relevant to your life. okay now pick your favorite angle of interpretation and come up with the strongest possible argument against it. now imagine that the text is your best friend and that it means you well and that you naturally give it every benefit of the doubt because you're on its side and you want the best for it. now imagine that the text wants you dead and it'll eat you if you don't eat it first. now pretend that you found this text locked away in a cave with no evidence of when or where it came from and you have to divine its meaning solely through its internal coherence and nothing else. okay now address the elephant in the room aspect of the text you've been ignoring because you find it boring or confusing or uncomfortable and become the number one expert on it. now spend forty minutes assigning all the characters dnd classes with at least three sentences of reasoning each. okay now do the cha cha slide.

#in character #tma